Skip to comments.Black lesbian rev tells white gays how to reel in black church folk
Posted on 08/16/2013 6:46:55 PM PDT by Maelstorm
Are you a white gay man whos out of touch and spends too much time going to pride parades? Do you want to get connected with blacks so you can feel da spirit and really fight homophobia? Want to know how use manipulative tricks to get black church folk on your side to amp up your equality dreams? Well, fret no longer. In a new how to video, you too can learn to get black folks to do your bidding! And, get this!: its easy!
If Uncle Tom had a sister, would she be called Aunt Thomasina? The Rev. Irene Monroe, with trademark head rag, sits down with the WGWBS (white gays with blogs) from Truth Won Out for this must watch new training video.
Rev. Monroe says if you use her approach its a done deal. If you do three simple things, white gays can have black folks eating out of their hands in no time:
1. You gotta get black ministers to talk for you. Blacks only listen to other blacks, right? This sounds like it was ripped off from Planned Parenthoods racist founder Margaret Sanger who said blacks were human weeds that needed to be exterminated. She devised a clever tactic using black ministers to convince blacks that abortion was the best option to keeping black families manageable. We all know how that worked out. Thanks to Sanger, black women constitute only 13% of the female population (ages 15-44) in the US, but get 36% of the abortions. According to the Alan Guttmacher Institute, black women are more than 5 times as likely as white women to have an abortion. On average, 1,876 black babies are aborted every day in the United States. Thats a lot of dead black babies!
2. You gotta gets the black women on your side. Rev. Monroe said black women loves they babies. So what the white gays need to do is convince black mothers that homophobia (not abortion) is the cause of so many of their kids dying. Its easy, she says. Real simple. What shes implying is that Black women are stereotypically gullible. But wait! Theres more! IF you get gullible black women to buy into your racist drivel, you can also hook the black church as well!!! Lean in for this one: Black women are the BACKBONE OF THE BLACK CHURCH! You get two for the price of one if you act now!! Good going Auntie!
3. Lastly and we know this is going to be tough for that Christian-hating, financially privileged white gay man out there you gotta work with those faith based religious organizations. If youre going to get anywhere, you have to court the religious folks. Were guessing that homosexual Jews and Muslims also have to co-sign the faith based groups to get the ball rolling. But that shouldnt be a big problem. Anything for the ole equality cause. Bonus added if you snag the ones who already use the affirming moniker. That way you dont have to pretend to tolerate all that talk about deliverance, freedom from homosexuality and exgay ministry you despise.
So, there you have it, in three easy steps. White gays now have the tricks to get black folks up and crackin in no time. But wait! Thats not all! Mention Miss Irenes name and youll get instant recognition from black folks in those hard to get to hood churches!
And sorry, please ignore the jarring white gay club intro music. Rev. Monroe probably just forgot to tell them to use Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
Aunt Jemima redux!
You aren’t missing anything. Just another condescending liberal talking about how white liberals can better trick black folks into supporting them against their best interests and beliefs.
I had a real black pastor explain that white folks treat church like its God’s funeral and black folks treat it like God’s birthday party.
I would say there is some truth to that, even if it’s incomplete. To most blacks, going to church is their highlight of the week. Many whites do treat going to church as if it’s an interruption to their week.
I had a hard enough time understanding the title, much less the first paragraph.
That is certainly true some places. I’ve been to a black Baptist church a few times and it was one of the most welcoming experiences. I don’t think I ever got more hugs.
Two strikes against her right off the bat ... female preacher and lesbian. Seems she is batting 666 in the scheme of things, so to speak.
All the merrymaking can really brown off (no pun intended, heh heh) more sedate Christians but yeah. In general the more honest praise in the service the more powerful it is going to be. So often, honest praise is blasphemed by the sedate Christians. It shouldn’t be!
but back to the kingdom. she is a sad case. she too can be forgiven if she chucks out her resistance to it.
Its an interesting example of the tactics that leftists use to manipulate minorities.
” I dont think I ever got more hugs.”
Did you check your wallet? j/k
It was part of his explanation why blacks and whites have self segregated beginning in the churches and it carries over into the rest of life. He says that he believes the sense of community begins in church and points out that the word “community” comes from Commune as in communion.
When it comes right down to it, nobody wants a neighbor they wouldn’t feel comfortable going to church with.
Yeah when I went to my friend’s church I’ve never felt more welcome. Somebody could steal the pews out of that church and that congregation would barely notice.
My God, you need a program to keep up with these wack-jobs.
If you to feel “da spirit” you have to surrender the “Holy Spirit”
What FReeper is doing these Photoshops?
Well, now you’ve gone and done it...you gave 0 a black eye ;)
Do you know any way to get motion graphics on video without buying Adobe After Effects or whatever its called?
I had a real black pastor explain that white folks treat church like its Gods funeral and black folks treat it like Gods birthday party.
And the same black folks (at least 93% in the last election/ 95% in 2008) go and vote for the most anti Christian man in the country for president.
I YAM the Mock Doc yes!!!
WE deserve Only the Best in times like these!
The Nudge Squad,,,the IRS...and who knows else should be getting a EYEFUL!!
Hee hee. You’re makin’ ‘em blink ;)
All I really want is a quick (10 seconds max) intro animation like a newscast that I can follow with videos of my own. It seems as if I am destined for the lala land of Texas and I want to document it and annoy as many leftists as possible.
I have already prepped a possible blog site.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
i am over with blacks lecturing me and assuming as a white person i need their guidance on how to relate to black people.
i think with 93% of black murders being done by other blacks, i think blacks need some instruction on how to properly interact with other blacks.
So funny! Is she blinking Morse Code? Could you photoshop Zer0 and the Hildebeast riding an unicorn? That would be hilarious.
There is NO joy in a Catholic Mass, especially of the Tridentine variety. I must be missing something.
Gay cracker ping.