Posted on 08/23/2013 3:06:59 AM PDT by dontreadthis
In a news conference held near Miami, Florida last night, the Space and Science Research Corporation (SSRC) announced that the global threat of sea level rise caused by decades of global warming is ending. Speaking to cheering supporters from several groups from the general Miami area, SSRC President Mr. John Casey issued a formal declaration of the end of global sea level rise during a presentation in which he discussed the vital role the Sun plays in climate change and how the past growth in sea levels was caused by the Sun and not mankind. The event was sponsored by the American Citizens League. The declaration read:
“As a result of the Sun entering a ‘hibernation’ phase, the Space and Science Research Corporation hereby declares that the past two hundred years of global sea level rise is expected to end no earlier than mid-2014 and no later than 2020. After that time, global sea levels are expected to begin a long term period of decline, lasting at least through the decade of the 2030’s. The estimated global sea level decline during that period will range from 20 to 25 cm from current levels.”
Casey elaborated with, “The many climate models that have taken two decades and billions of dollars to fabricate have been utter scientific failures. Once you take the greenhouse gas theory out of the laboratory and try in in the real world it just does not stand up. Not only has there been no effective growth in the planet’s temperature for sixteen years, but current temperature trends show the Earth’s oceans have been cooling for ten years and the atmosphere for seven years! These real world indicators of the true status of the Earth’s climate are of course, an impossibility if the greenhouse gas theory really worked and mankind’s CO2 emissions had the effect as has been alleged. On the other hand, using solar variations for climate prediction, we see global warming ended and the next climate began right on schedule.”
Two things:
Gee! Ya think the sun has something to do with it? /S
Why is "Sun" capitalized?
Did anybody inform Algore about this news?Or is he to busy calling folks like this homophobic aparthiedists?
Wake up AL and smell the roses.
Freegards
LEX
The latest excuse I’ve heard is that all the rain Australia has been getting the last few years is preventing a global sea rise. Big desert, more rain, little reaching the ocean.
Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth.
I guess I am a believer now...
Yeah... what we need are some big balloons with solar-powered (gotta' be green) fans that can divert large rain storms to desert areas. Then we could fine-tune the level of the oceans as required.
I can't wait to count the grant money for that idea. /smile
It took five years but Obama finally kept a promise.
This is absurd!
Do you expect me to believe one of the top scientists in NASA that agree with the 51,000 other scientists that disagree the AGW scam over the word of Al gore?!?!?!
Thank God we elected Caliph Baraq and saved the planet!
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