“Look Reggie, a ball washer, we need one of those in
the west wing!”
“Aw, what’s the matter did I hurt your feelings?”
You know, the ball washers on the courses are extremely difficult to use on that part of male anatomy. It must be done in situ, in place. Which leads to another whole set of disgusting visuals with toady lickspittle “aides” like this set of them.