Posted on 08/30/2013 6:45:59 PM PDT by rickmichaels
DANG. Drugs, smokes, or bibles I can see smugglin’ but “chicken wings”?
Those darned Canadians are saying that OUR cheese isn’t good enough for them? That’s crossing a red line. Hey, Comrade Obama, give em 72 hours of cruise missiles as punishment.
Is there a shortage of cheese and chicken wings in Canada, or is ours that much better?
Operation Wing Walker?
Just when you thought you’d seen it all. We have a worthless communist moron in the White House, our congress is mostly a bunch of spineless retards, but the big issue of the day is a Canadian smuggling cheese and chicken wings???!!!
He could have gotten away with it if he had the chickens fly over the border carrying the dam*ed cheese...
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(what a big-time criminal!, ha!)
Mafia hit man: I’m in jail for 6 murders. What you in here for, mister?
This guy: er, un....carrying chicken wings across the border, eh?
My Dad used to tell the story about how he and several of his siblings used to smuggle turkey’s across the border during the depression,using their sister’s house in St Albans,VT,which is 30 minutes south of the border,as “headquarters”.They weren’t involved in the *really* serious stuff (like the Kennedys with booze).No drugs,or wads of cash or anything like that.After the Depression was over they all became respectable...they were forced into doing it to get by.They’re all deceased now so nobody can be prosecuted.
Smuggled Canadian turkeys? There was probably a bigger fine than smuggled Mexicans...unless the turkeys voted Democrat.
I recall being underage in the US but of age in Canada and flying back to the US with a case of Molson Brador in my carry on bag with no problems. That was in the mid 1980s.
I also recall walking from Chihuahua to Texas in the mid 1990s with a case of Tecate and the state of TX taxing that beer even though it was for export to and consumption in NM. In the mid 2000’s I had my proscuitto confiscated by customs while returning from italy. There have been other incidents too numerous to mention.
Now we can’t even import cheese and wings? We’ve slowly degraded over the decades.
Where an ice cream maker can only use American milk if the ice cream is exported to the USA.
Where a dairy farmer pays more for his prodution quota than he spends on his cattle.
To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.
Canada Ping!
Yours are no better but a helluva lot cheaper, because dairy and chicken farmers in Ontario are subject to quotas. 4 litres (slightly more than a US gallon) is usually $4-$5 and 375g (~12oz) of wings is usually in the $5 range.
If you have to ask that...
If you want authentic Buffalo wings, you have to get them from Buffalo.
Running Rum from the Kennedy’s is one thing. Wings and cheese is just to much.
I have a friend who works as an inspector for Agriculture Canada (farms during growing season, importers during winter), and foodstuffs coming in are watched closely. Their focus is on products coming in from areas with a temperate climate (tropical bugs won’t survive a winter here). Bring back a live plant or fresh produce from overseas and I can pretty much guarantee that they will seize it and incinerate it the same day.
Then some idiot swabbie on a cargo ship empties the bilge water into Lake Ontario and the zebra mussels play hell with the water supply for 50 million people...
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