Let me some it up
Of course there will be ups and downs for our nation. Of course I am also aware that I, personally have brought us all to a new low. Never before in modern history has America looked so bad, so indecisive, so weak. Thanks to me and my super stardom personality, the weak nation that I run is, slowly moving in the direction of me, in my wake, Mr. Cool, Mr. Know it all, Mr. Community Organizer.
I hope that America, after I am long gone from office and after historians trashed my record will still be a significant power in the world but if not, hey, at least we came into an impressive 3rd.