Posted on 08/31/2013 8:32:09 PM PDT by lbryce
The article is a bit less dystopian liable to occur.What you read in the comments were over the top, exaggerated roleplaying by myself and some of the posters playing along.
I am living without my gall bladder, tonsils, spleen, prostate and about 35% of my pancreas. I hope I haven’t left anything out.
Maybe that wiki leaks guy can make some money from his takadickoffamee. (The doctor will sell it when someone gets and an addadicktomee, so why shouldn’t he get something?)
You have demonstrated unique insight and remarkable acuity as one who has seen the future as the super-economic strata is ready for the taking with the caveat that you rise to the occasion as leader, facilitator, master of the universe. It is ready (to fulfill your dreams a thousandfold.)
The question you need to ponder is.. are You ready?
Yes. You neglected to mention whether you are in possession of sphincters, digestive and anal,designed to keep the pre, post digestive matter secured.
Had all that checked out after a nasty bout of ischemic colitis last January and everything was fine. Thanks for asking.
With all the transsexual surgeries, I’d imagine there’s a good market for gonads. Of course, maybe the whackadickoffame crowd supplies the addadicktome crowd.
The Washington GOP sold theirs long ago and they are surviving just fine.
P.S. They no doubt got a lot of cash for them, too, although that amount is yet undetermined!
How about my gizzard?
How about a middle finger. I don’t need mine, because it seems to have a flaw in conjunction with my brain synapses.
Every time I see Obama on television it leaps to attention.
“Lunchbucket Joe” has been in the US Congress since before Abe Lincoln’s Admin; he’s ready!
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