Here’s What Chuck Hagel Wears When He Thinks He’s Going to Bomb Syria

Mediaite ^ | 9/2/13 | Evan McMurry

[Nachum]

Either Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has some interesting superstitions regarding his wardrobe and Middle East invasions, or he was on his way to an open-bar boat naming party when President Barack Obama called in his National Security Council:

[Nachum]

Hey Chuck, take a walk on the wild side.

[PghBaldy]

Thank you for posting this.

[Future Snake Eater]

I like to think he has a “Miami Vice” one-man show gig on the side.

[null and void]

[little jeremiah]

I take it Hagel is the one in the bright pink shirt?

What a bunch of evil SOBs.

[rainee]

He looks like he’s been nipping from Boners flask..

[TangoLimaSierra]

Clown college.

Clown college.

[Las Vegas Ron]

[nascarnation]

Who’s the lady on the video monitor?

[csmusaret]

Susan Rice: “Whatchu talkin bout Willis?”

[mac_truck]

Susan Rice is the scariest looking person at the table (imo), and look how far away the uniforms are sitting.

[blueunicorn6]

What does Obama have in that coffee cup?

[sodpoodle]

Let’s check out the body language:

Genuine interest is shown when the hand lightly rests on the cheek and is not used as a head support. When the index finger points vertically up the cheek and the thumb supports the chin, the listener is having negative or critical thoughts about the speaker or the subject they are communicating.

This gesture is often mistaken as a signal of interest, but the supporting thumb under the chin often tells the truth about the critical attitude.

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[blueunicorn6]

“Anybody here want a stick of gum?”

[mc5cents]

Is that “Mic On” monitor for Biden so he doesn’t say something stupid? He should be paying more attention to it it looks like. On second thought, that is probably for Barry so he stays on script.

[John W]

Looks like his mini-prompter is on the table as we’ve seen before. Can he wipe his rear without one?

[VerySadAmerican]

I noticed the military sitting down at the end, too.

Where’s VJ?

I have to wonder if that’s really Obama or just a mannequin sitting at the table.

And Hagle is drunk.

[LostInBayport]

Thought reader on.

Susan Rice: "Syria. That's in South America, right? Yeah. Ok. Good."

Hagel: "Man, I'm smokin' in my swingin' new duds. I wonder if I should dye my hair like Barack does? The babes will be all over me. Just the other day Susan Collins batted her lashes at me."

John F'n Kerry: "Ok, they are going to take the photo. Look stern, focused like a laser beam! Suck in the gut. Woops. Let one slip."

Biden: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus..."

[lewislynn]

Either Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has some interesting superstitions regarding his wardrobe and Middle East invasions, or he was on his way to an open-bar boat naming party when President Barack Obama called in his National Security Council:

For a photo op...OK everyone, look real serious...

[blueunicorn6]

Look at Susan Rice. She’s sitting there thinking, “This stupid SOB better not ask me to go on five news shows and say the mess in Syria was caused by a video.”