Skip to comments.UK Soldier Converts to Islam, Gets Surgery, Becomes First Transgender Gay Muslim Woman
Posted on 09/05/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by dead
I dont think theres a more apt metaphor for what the UK is doing to itself with Islam than the story of Mr. Laurens Vallender.
A former trained soldier swapped his Territorial Army beret for a veil and became Britains first transgender Muslim woman.
Laurens Vallender now calls himself Lucy and says he is finally true to herself after a sex change three years ago. He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site, but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.
I just bet. Look at that face. Who could possibly suspect Laurens/Lucy is a man?
But finally the UK has its transgender gay Muslim soldier. If it were the US, the Democrats would already be encouraging him to run for President.
He now wears a full veil outside her Swindon home to show the world he is married.
This is the rare case where everyone can unite around a Burka.
Mr. Vallender told his GP he was in the wrong body and three years ago had his sex change. He then went back to work as a Ministry of Defence kitchen porter.
In another major life change, he then converted to Islam because it promoted peace last September.
I had thought about it for a while but it is such a taboo I thought, he said. But I did it because it is a nice religion so peaceful.
If there were any doubts that this man is completely delusional, they have just been resolved.
His conversion to Islam followed last Autumn and then he married Murad at a small ceremony at his home in London.
Ive seen him twice since the wedding. When I do we have sex.
So its a proper gay marriage then.
He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women.
They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adams apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.
Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers, who he says have asked himr personal questions and banned him because he is a transexual, and he wants to get justice for transgender and Muslim people.
Try Syria. Theyre serving up heaps of justice there.
They can have him.
In this case I strongly recommand the Burqa.
For a Muslim woman, s/he’s pretty good looking!
He’ll fit right in.......especially with hairy legs and stubble face................Under the bhurka no one will know..........
Is it possible that half the Burka gals are really guys? I mean...how would you really know?
We will find him beaten, raped and dead in an alley at the hands of his putative husband.
They’re going to decapitate him first chance they get...
I was thinking this had to be an Onion article, but no.
You ever get the idea that if any of these people stood before Jesus, they’d likely explode in flames?
They are BIRTHERS!............
so does this mean the He can no longer look at himself (herself) naked?
Now that Helen Thomas is dead we have her replacement!..........
I'm sure this couple will be real popular during their honeymoon to Saudi Arabia....
“You just can’t make this stuff up”
“Truth is always stranger than fiction”
“Sometimes the jokes just write themselves”
“This is from The Onion, right?”
This “person” is a hero to the Obama Administration. Gay, transgender and Muslim he is a walking liberal trifecta. If he can just yell Allah Akbar and kill Americans he will truly be their hero.
A lovely addition to islam.....
Talk about taking self-hatred to new extremes, volunteering to be abused as a Muslim woman has to rank right near the top.
Looks like ONE of the 72 virgins.
so....in addition to all of the other indignities suffered by Muslim women, when they go to the mosque to pray they are forced to play Twenty Questions about their period?
I think this may apply only to him. They suspected something was up....................
If he becomes a communist, he will break all records for being the most politically correct.
“but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.”
W-T-F?? Essential information omitted???
Brits better strengthen their military service mental exams.
“Is it possible that half the Burka gals are really guys? I mean...how would you really know?”
Many of the guys hide behind the burqa especially if the law is after them.
So much for online dating sites.
Who told him that Mulsims are accepting of Gays?
Imagine the surprise he got!............
In the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, “She had man hands”.
This story just screams “Mentally Defective”.
Reminds me of the black man who wanted to be a white woman.
God, has this guy screwed up his life. How soon before we hear of the inevitable honor killing?
“Gay Muslim Woman” is a phrase I never expected to see (especially “gay” in the traditional sense of the word). Introducing a new sideshow attraction ...
Well, I can say I’ve seen it all now.
BTW, is Reggie on the G20 junket? Uwanna bet?
What a shock. He's lucky they haven't killed him yet. His whole course ofa ction must be some bizzare, twisted suicide wish being played out.
I see them using this mentally ill individual as a walking human sacrificial bomb.
Even the muslims are scratching their heads on this one. They’re probably wondering if this is one of their promised 72 virgins.
From the description, sounds like a great Liberal Democrat candidate for Senate in 2014. Ya think? Great staffer for Pelosi or Boxer? Does John Kerry have an opening for an aide?
Following Shari’a, If he was really a good muslim...
I’m waiting for him to go for a species transplant, deciding that he is a poodle trapped in a human’s body or something.
Actually, I read that menstruating women are kept separate from non-menstruating women at islamic ceremonies, so yes, they do have to suffer the indignity of telling some leering old camel humper where they are in their menstrual cycle.
This lady is still waiting for his first visit from Aunt Flo.
Gay, transgender and Muslim he is a walking liberal trifecta. If he can just yell Allah Akbar and kill Americans he will truly be their hero.
Bad Monte Python skit?
I never thought of that! Most Muzzies make a pilgrimage to Mecca and visit that meteorite. Wonder if he will do that and how Saudis will react?
Following Shari’a,if he was really a good muslim....
He’d stone himself to death?
Hell fit right in.......especially with hairy legs and stubble face..
And, of course, the mutilated genitals....
Just measuring for the proper sword where in to cut his head off when he is not looking.
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