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UK Soldier Converts to Islam, Gets Surgery, Becomes First Transgender Gay Muslim Woman
http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/uk-soldier-converts-to-islam-gets-surgery-becomes-first-tra ^ | 9/4/13 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 09/05/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by dead

I don’t think there’s a more apt metaphor for what the UK is doing to itself with Islam than the story of Mr. Laurens Vallender.

A former trained soldier swapped his Territorial Army beret for a veil and became Britain’s first transgender Muslim woman.

Laurens Vallender now calls himself Lucy and says he is finally ‘true to herself’ after a sex change three years ago. He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site, but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.

I just bet. Look at that face. Who could possibly suspect Laurens/Lucy is a man?

But finally the UK has its transgender gay Muslim soldier. If it were the US, the Democrats would already be encouraging him to run for President.

He now wears a full veil outside her Swindon home to show the world he is married.

This is the rare case where everyone can unite around a Burka.

Mr. Vallender told his GP he was ‘in the wrong body’ and three years ago had his sex change. He then went back to work as a Ministry of Defence kitchen porter.

In another major life change, he then converted to Islam because it promoted peace last September.

‘I had thought about it for a while but it is such a taboo I thought,’ he said. ‘But I did it because it is a nice religion – so peaceful.

If there were any doubts that this man is completely delusional, they have just been resolved.

His conversion to Islam followed last Autumn and then he married Murad at a small ceremony at his home in London.

“I’ve seen him twice since the wedding. When I do we have sex.”

So it’s a proper gay marriage then.

He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women.

“They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adam’s apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.”

Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers, who he says have asked himr personal questions and banned him because he is a transexual, and he wants to ‘get justice’ for transgender and Muslim people.

Try Syria. They’re serving up heaps of justice there.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; muslimwomen; sourcetitlenoturl; uktroops
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1 posted on 09/05/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by dead
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To: dead

They can have him.


2 posted on 09/05/2013 6:44:15 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: dead

In this case I strongly recommand the Burqa.


3 posted on 09/05/2013 6:44:33 AM PDT by Christian1
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To: dead

For a Muslim woman, s/he’s pretty good looking!


4 posted on 09/05/2013 6:44:55 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: dead
Is it kosher to link articles from the Weekly World News here?


5 posted on 09/05/2013 6:45:10 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: dead

He’ll fit right in.......especially with hairy legs and stubble face................Under the bhurka no one will know..........


6 posted on 09/05/2013 6:45:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: dead
Not long now.


7 posted on 09/05/2013 6:45:58 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Christian1

Is it possible that half the Burka gals are really guys? I mean...how would you really know?


8 posted on 09/05/2013 6:46:11 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: dead

We will find him beaten, raped and dead in an alley at the hands of his putative husband.
Guaranteed.


9 posted on 09/05/2013 6:47:16 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: skeeter

They’re going to decapitate him first chance they get...


10 posted on 09/05/2013 6:47:30 AM PDT by ltc8k6
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To: dead

I was thinking this had to be an Onion article, but no.

You ever get the idea that if any of these people stood before Jesus, they’d likely explode in flames?


11 posted on 09/05/2013 6:47:41 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women. “They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adam’s apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.”

They are BIRTHERS!............

12 posted on 09/05/2013 6:48:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: dead
And, in an unexpected twist, she becomes Obama's Secretary of State.


13 posted on 09/05/2013 6:49:23 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: dead

so does this mean the He can no longer look at himself (herself) naked?


14 posted on 09/05/2013 6:50:06 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Now that Helen Thomas is dead we have her replacement!..........


15 posted on 09/05/2013 6:50:29 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: dead
He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site....

I'm sure this couple will be real popular during their honeymoon to Saudi Arabia....

16 posted on 09/05/2013 6:50:49 AM PDT by apillar
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To: hoagy62

“You just can’t make this stuff up”

“Truth is always stranger than fiction”

“Sometimes the jokes just write themselves”

“This is from The Onion, right?”


17 posted on 09/05/2013 6:51:33 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: dead

This “person” is a hero to the Obama Administration. Gay, transgender and Muslim he is a walking liberal trifecta. If he can just yell Allah Akbar and kill Americans he will truly be their hero.


18 posted on 09/05/2013 6:53:05 AM PDT by detective
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To: dead

A lovely addition to islam.....


19 posted on 09/05/2013 6:53:30 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: skeeter

Talk about taking self-hatred to new extremes, volunteering to be abused as a Muslim woman has to rank right near the top.


20 posted on 09/05/2013 6:53:42 AM PDT by Jabba the Nutt (Obama is an historic President. He's America's first 'Dear Leader' President.)
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To: dead

Looks like ONE of the 72 virgins.


21 posted on 09/05/2013 6:54:02 AM PDT by VideoDoctor
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To: Red Badger

so....in addition to all of the other indignities suffered by Muslim women, when they go to the mosque to pray they are forced to play Twenty Questions about their period?


22 posted on 09/05/2013 6:54:38 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I think this may apply only to him. They suspected something was up....................


23 posted on 09/05/2013 6:56:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: dead

If he becomes a communist, he will break all records for being the most politically correct.


24 posted on 09/05/2013 6:57:41 AM PDT by Socon-Econ
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To: Red Badger

“but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.”

W-T-F?? Essential information omitted???


25 posted on 09/05/2013 6:58:54 AM PDT by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: dead

Brits better strengthen their military service mental exams.


26 posted on 09/05/2013 6:59:54 AM PDT by mosesdapoet (Serious contribution pause.Please continue onto meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: pepsionice

“Is it possible that half the Burka gals are really guys? I mean...how would you really know?”

Many of the guys hide behind the burqa especially if the law is after them.


27 posted on 09/05/2013 7:03:01 AM PDT by Christian1
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To: dead

So much for online dating sites.


28 posted on 09/05/2013 7:03:33 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: dead

Who told him that Mulsims are accepting of Gays?

Very funny...


29 posted on 09/05/2013 7:05:51 AM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Arkansas Toothpick

Imagine the surprise he got!............


30 posted on 09/05/2013 7:06:47 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: dead

In the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, “She had man hands”.


31 posted on 09/05/2013 7:07:54 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: dead

This story just screams “Mentally Defective”.


32 posted on 09/05/2013 7:08:02 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: dead

Reminds me of the black man who wanted to be a white woman.

God, has this guy screwed up his life. How soon before we hear of the inevitable honor killing?


33 posted on 09/05/2013 7:09:42 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: elcid1970

“Gay Muslim Woman” is a phrase I never expected to see (especially “gay” in the traditional sense of the word). Introducing a new sideshow attraction ...


34 posted on 09/05/2013 7:11:56 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: dead

Well, I can say I’ve seen it all now.


35 posted on 09/05/2013 7:17:18 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: detective
Obama The All Wise will sort this out as soon as he is finished counseling Russki Poofdas.

BTW, is Reggie on the G20 junket? Uwanna bet?

36 posted on 09/05/2013 7:23:23 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Don't miss the Blockbuster of the Summer! "Obama, The Movie" Introducing Reggie Love as "Monica! ")
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To: dead
He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women. Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers . . . .

What a shock. He's lucky they haven't killed him yet. His whole course ofa ction must be some bizzare, twisted suicide wish being played out.

37 posted on 09/05/2013 7:24:25 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: ltc8k6

I see them using this mentally ill individual as a walking human sacrificial bomb.


38 posted on 09/05/2013 7:25:42 AM PDT by spudville
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To: dead

Even the muslims are scratching their heads on this one. They’re probably wondering if this is one of their promised 72 virgins.


39 posted on 09/05/2013 7:30:28 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: skeeter

From the description, sounds like a great Liberal Democrat candidate for Senate in 2014. Ya think? Great staffer for Pelosi or Boxer? Does John Kerry have an opening for an aide?


40 posted on 09/05/2013 7:34:55 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: dead

Following Shari’a, If he was really a good muslim...


41 posted on 09/05/2013 7:35:16 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracka -- Don't Call Me Cracker)
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To: dead

I’m waiting for him to go for a species transplant, deciding that he is a poodle trapped in a human’s body or something.


42 posted on 09/05/2013 8:07:24 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (The best War on Terror News is at rantburg.com)
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To: Red Badger; Buckeye McFrog
I think this may apply only to him. They suspected something was up....................

Actually, I read that menstruating women are kept separate from non-menstruating women at islamic ceremonies, so yes, they do have to suffer the indignity of telling some leering old camel humper where they are in their menstrual cycle.

This lady is still waiting for his first visit from Aunt Flo.

43 posted on 09/05/2013 8:11:05 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: detective

Gay, transgender and Muslim he is a walking liberal trifecta. If he can just yell Allah Akbar and kill Americans he will truly be their hero.


Also very trendy.


44 posted on 09/05/2013 8:11:05 AM PDT by o-n-money
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To: dead

Bad Monte Python skit?


45 posted on 09/05/2013 8:11:30 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: apillar; Chode
“I'm sure this couple will be real popular during their honeymoon to Saudi Arabia.... “

I never thought of that! Most Muzzies make a pilgrimage to Mecca and visit that meteorite. Wonder if he will do that and how Saudis will react?

46 posted on 09/05/2013 8:14:34 AM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: TexasCajun

Following Shari’a,if he was really a good muslim....
He’d stone himself to death?


47 posted on 09/05/2013 8:27:53 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Red Badger

He’ll fit right in.......especially with hairy legs and stubble face..

***
And, of course, the mutilated genitals....


48 posted on 09/05/2013 8:42:45 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
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49 posted on 09/05/2013 8:47:38 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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“They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adam’s apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.”

Just measuring for the proper sword where in to cut his head off when he is not looking.

50 posted on 09/05/2013 8:49:38 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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