“I can’t go commando?”
The amazing thing about people going commando is it’s NEVER somebody you’d like to see. So, here’s a rule of thumb. If you think it would make you look more attractive to show more body, the opposite is likely true. (See the Geraldo selfie. Putin may look good for his age, but not “good” in general.)
“When an observer can see every cell of cellulite through the seat of your pants, you needed more foundational garments, sweetie.”