Don’t worry once Obama gives his speech on Tuesday, Candy will turn all the facts around to support Obama.
al Qaeda, the (Obama-released) COLE terrorists,
Hasan, the Moslem Brotherhood, and terrorists who
hate America EVERYWHERE, are Obama’s allies.
That is why they cannot be explicitly NAMED.
There’s dozens of allies.
Starting with Zalwahiri and his brother. And Morsi.
Dems Say President Has Widespread Foreign Backing for Syria Strike
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Sep 2013 | John Semmens
Posted on Saturday, September 07, 2013 10:01:49 AM by John Semmens
Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz ,(D-Fla), chairman of the Democratic National Committee, told CNN host Wolf Blitzer that there are dozens of countries that will stand with Obama and his proposed shot across the bow warning to the Assad Regime.
Pressed to name a few of these hidden allies, Wasserman-Schultz attempted to beg off saying I’m not that good at geography, but I think the list includes Framistan, Lygeria, and France. I hope I don’t have to remind everyone of the pivotal role France played as America’s first ally during our war for independence back in the 1770s.
While France is a real country, the amount of assistance it will be able to render is questionable. At present, they have no sea-launched missile capability and won’t for at least a year. The Congresswoman did point out, though, that France’s President Francois Hollande has graciously offered us full access to his country’s advanced capability in gourmet cuisine. The tasty sauces and delicious pastries they can supply would help boost the morale of US Forces that will bear the brunt of the actual fighting.
US Secretary of State John Kerry asserted that we have, in-hand, pledges of financial support from Saudi Arabia and Qatar. All we have to do is supply the troops and weapons. In fact, an under appreciated element of this pledge of support is the salutary effect it will have on our budget deficit. We have plenty of firepower. What we’re short of is money. Be hiring out some of this firepower we can close the gap between revenue and outlay.
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He can’t name one ally because he doesn’t want to lapse into Semitic demonology.
They all condemn Syria. So easy for them. The US can be the police action. When the crap hits the fan, we get all the blame. Those same people would as easily vote for condemnation of the US.
What a world.
What a bunch of BS!
Debbie Wasaman Shultz said we have dozens of allies. Surely no one is implying that Debbie is a liar.
I can’t name any post offices, but like starting this lousy war, that is up to Congress /half joking
Just saw him and the round table on NBC —
What is the world coming to when Lorena Sanchez makes more sense than Peter King???
I guess some half-hearted cheering from the bleachers constitutes support - rah...
This is a hilarious opportunity to have fun at the expense of the administration, just by coming out and *naming* countries who *might* have said this, just for their denials.
“Sweden, Norway, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Finland, Denmark, Belgium, and the Netherlands. All are in favor of the US launching an aggressive war against Syria.”
Funny that Obama cites an Iranian president as showing support.
I watch that creep being interviewed by Chris Wallace. He never answered on question. You can see the contempt for America on his face.