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I knew there was a reason I do not like Whole Foods...

....WHAT!!!

1 posted on 09/10/2013 8:26:28 PM PDT by yoe
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Oh...I’m sure it’s just yummy! I can’t wait to not try it.


2 posted on 09/10/2013 8:28:08 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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Wake me when they start making imitation vegetables out of bacon.


3 posted on 09/10/2013 8:29:05 PM PDT by jjsheridan5 (never again: done with the Establishment Republicans forever)
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...why?.... ???


4 posted on 09/10/2013 8:30:22 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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I’m sure Bill will have a couple every morning. Not!


5 posted on 09/10/2013 8:31:01 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Seems that every one of Gates’ “humanitarian” projects comes with a body count.


6 posted on 09/10/2013 8:32:18 PM PDT by thoughtomator 2.0
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Sorry I do not want to eat fake eggs. I want my Eggs to come from a hen not a plant. Next thing we will hear ...Soylent Green is from plants. Gates can keep his Eggs - thank you.


7 posted on 09/10/2013 8:32:50 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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Kinder Egg

Find a little howitzer or other educational toys inside.


8 posted on 09/10/2013 8:33:47 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
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The team today started selling their ‘plant egg’


9 posted on 09/10/2013 8:34:18 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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Okay, so I can see one genuinely positive application here, and that’s that kids with egg alergies can finally eat cupcakes when their classmate has a birthday.


10 posted on 09/10/2013 8:36:16 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
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Call me when they can make a drumstick tree...


11 posted on 09/10/2013 8:39:25 PM PDT by GraceG
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Talk about fixing something that ain’t broke...

If I were stranded on a desert island and could have only one thing to eat, eggs might be my first choice. They may be the most economically nutritious food one could have.

I have no qualms against Whole Foods for selling them. I love Whole Foods. They have great meat and sea food.


12 posted on 09/10/2013 8:41:47 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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Are the Microsoft eggs as virus-prone as Windows?


13 posted on 09/10/2013 8:42:04 PM PDT by Flag_This (Term limits.)
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Made of 100 percent plants!

(Are you SURE?)


14 posted on 09/10/2013 8:43:28 PM PDT by garjog (Obama: making the world safe for Sharia.)
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Here come the Microsoft blue eggs!


15 posted on 09/10/2013 8:45:19 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Oh just great...first turkey bacon and now chickenless eggs. It’s just wrong.


16 posted on 09/10/2013 8:45:24 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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I shop at Whole Foods all the time but I am not buying their fake eggs!


17 posted on 09/10/2013 8:46:33 PM PDT by Ditter
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Went into a Whole Foods Store yesterday. I was feeling a little down not having had breakfast or lunch, and wanted some soda to give me a little boost.

First you walk in, and it looks like you’ve just fell head first into a commune. LOL< not quite that bad, but the clientele are a rather yuppy looking bunch of seemingly neurotics about to crack.

I walked up to one of the employees and asked him where the soft drinks were. I’m thinking Coke, Seven-up, maybe an orange soda of some sort. If you’re picturing in your mind what the soda section in your super-market looks like, don’t.

It’s designer cans folks. All the little pretty soda cans have little sunbursts or some other colorful depictions instead of your typical soda graphics. Coke? Silly me. The employee explained that some can generically labeled “Cola” was what they carried. He mumbled something proudly that translated for me, “...and it doesn’t have sugar.”

I mumbled back that I was hypoglycemic and I needed some sugar, on my way out...

Freak show is about the closest way to describe it in three words or less.


19 posted on 09/10/2013 8:47:08 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (This post coming to you today from behind the Camelskin Curtain. Not the Iron or Bamboo Curtain...)
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The chicken union will rise up and slaughter those 2 vegie jerks!

People Eating Tasty Animals!

20 posted on 09/10/2013 8:49:59 PM PDT by dalereed
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This has agenda 21 written all over it.


21 posted on 09/10/2013 8:50:31 PM PDT by Paulie
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Can you make it sunny side up?

What happens if you try to hatch it?


22 posted on 09/10/2013 8:51:32 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves Month")
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