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Kerry to Visit Israel on Sunday
Arutz Sheva ^ | 15/9/13 | Elad Benari

Posted on 09/14/2013 11:10:01 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Jerusalem Sunday to hold talks with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu on the progress made in the Middle East peace talks and on Syria.

The two men will discuss "the final status negotiations between the Israelis and Palestinians, following on the secretary's meeting with [Palestinian Authority Chairman] Mahmoud Abbas in London last Monday," State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki was quoted by AFP as having said.

They would also talk about the conflict in Syria, Psaki added.

The top U.S. diplomat -- who has made it a personal mission to try to achieve a long-elusive peace deal between Israel and the PA -- met for three hours with Abbas in London earlier this week.

After also meeting with Arab League officials, Kerry praised efforts to hold talks "despite tough decisions and despite pressure that exists on both sides.

"Both the Palestinians and Israelis have remained steadfast in their commitment to continuing the talks," Kerry declared.

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(Excerpt) Read more at israelnationalnews.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Israel; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: again; jetlag; johnkerry; shoo
Later, at the renewed talks:

Bibi: OK. It's just us three.

Kerry: Has the room been debugged?

Bibi: Yeah. Sound-proof, too.

Abbas: They'll expect us to stay in here for hours, discussing piece.

Bibi: Well, turn on the sports channel, and let's catch a game.

Kerry: It's not like anything's gonna come of it.

Abbas: Don't forget to tell everyone that we've been making lots of constructive progress, though nothing definite's been achieved yet.

Kerry: Sure. I can say that real fast three times in a heavy jet lag stupor.

Bibi: Betcha he can't.

Abbas: Twenty shekels.

Bibi: Yer on.

John Kerry: Both parties have made significant constructive progress, although nothing definite has been achieved. Both parties have made significant constructive progress, although nothing definite has been achieved. Both parties have made significant constructive progress, although nothing definite has been acheesed--DAMN!

Bibi: Pay up.

Abbas: No fair! The jet lag didn't even have a chance to kick in.

Bibi: Makes no difference. He can't do anything right. Haven't you learned yet?

1 posted on 09/14/2013 11:10:02 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5
The two men will discuss "the final status negotiations between the Israelis and Palestinians

I am sure John F'ing Kerry would rather discuss the "final solution" than the final status. What a turd faced POS.

2 posted on 09/14/2013 11:17:44 PM PDT by Mark17 (It is every liberal's job to destroy America, and every conservative's job to stop him.)
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To: Mark17

I just like the world “final”. It’s like “impacted” and “swift boat vet” and...and...it makes me feel like putting ketchup on things.


3 posted on 09/14/2013 11:29:39 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

They gonna fit John-Boy for a gas mask? He could probably fill one UP with his useless oral emanations. What a waste of a salary he is! Maybe they could use him to locate minefields.


4 posted on 09/14/2013 11:33:30 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Eleutheria5
Bibi: welcome Sec. of State Kerry, welcome back for the 56th time...

Kerry: Well, on the heels of my great diplomatic victory with the Russians, I...

Bibi: “Victory”, Mr. secretary? You call that a victory? The humiliation of the once great USA...

Kerry: Now wait just a minute Bibi, forget about Syria, what about your talks with the PLO, oops, I mean the Palestinians?

Bibi: Well, John, they refuse to budge one inch...

Kerry: Well then Bibi, you have to COMPROMISE by giving them what they want in return for...

Bibi: Nothing? nothing again? Or should I release more murderer terrorists? You want me to COMPROMISE (capitulate) like you did with Lavrov?

Kerry: Now wait just a minute Bibi, that was a hit below the belt!

Bibi: John, hows that all-beef frankfurter we had made for your lunch?

Kerry: What? Oh, yeah it is delicious but I need Heinz ketchup here...

Bibi: Now where were we John?

Kerry: Where's the ketchup?

Bibi: (To his aide) Go get the waiter to bring us some Heinz ketchup, he won't get serious until he gets his portion of ketchup.

Kerry: Mmmmmmm, good hot dog Bibi!

Bibi: (Thinking to himself) What a hotdog this guy is...

6 posted on 09/15/2013 12:39:09 AM PDT by Netz
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To: Eleutheria5
" ... who has made it a personal mission to try to achieve a long-elusive peace deal between Israel and the PA ... "

What IS it with these putz's ?

EVERYone tries to play God and heal the eternal Isaac/Ishmael rift that .. folks ... ONE was the promise ... the other a sham ...

THE TWO WILL NEVER RECONCILE !

7 posted on 09/15/2013 12:52:09 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf

It will need the gospel, on the (formerly) Slammie side.

If the US spent on missionaries what it had spent on artillery and grunts... we’d see Satan mowed down there. Big time. The Israelis are reading the Lord well enough to desire peace so bad they can taste it. It’s time to concentrate on those Slammies. No, not even Ishmael’s curse has to be the end of the story for him!


8 posted on 09/15/2013 1:02:06 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

ok
what could he say that anybody would believe??


9 posted on 09/15/2013 1:04:53 AM PDT by genghis
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To: knarf

Who’s really tried to do it the RIGHT way?

Look at the end time events of the New Testament, and Ishmael fades out into a general world chaos situation. As best as I can see, and if I’ve missed something important then please point it out.

It would take great guts to do missions there but if successful that would help turn the immediate tide... and a heyday for Israel very soon (at its biblical size, not the little sliver it is now) is very much in the prophetic cards. Don’t put so much emphasis into evangelizing Jews at this point. Evangelize Muslims. Seems to me the prophetic moment is very pregnant for this!


10 posted on 09/15/2013 1:07:56 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: genghis

Jesus said plenty that man would believe... and He even said it would be pretty simple... just lift Him up.


11 posted on 09/15/2013 1:08:36 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: genghis

But as for Kerry... pfooey. Another foolish man with foolish ideas.

It’s the church — a/k/a believers — that is going to have to move. They need not care about Kerry except to try to evangelize Kerry too which is nice but not necessary to succeed... hey it is not God with the grudges with His good news, it is people!


12 posted on 09/15/2013 1:13:30 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: Eleutheria5

We don’t want him back.


13 posted on 09/15/2013 1:32:45 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Dear GOD,

Please protect Israel with YOUR Power and Grace. Please allow them to see the lies of this demon sent from satan.

Amen


14 posted on 09/15/2013 5:30:19 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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To: Mark17

Actually I think this is exactly what he is going to Israel to discuss. The final solution.

You see ...Israel is also backing the FSA rebels for Qatar. http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Report-Israel-talks-with-Qatar-over-arming-rebels-316711

This is why America could take the threat of force off the table with Russia/Syria. America won’t strike Damascus.

But, Israel sure can ...and amazingly for some ...that will all line right up with prophecy.


15 posted on 09/15/2013 5:54:27 AM PDT by EBH (America is not judge, jury, and executioner for the world.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Someone needs to setup a Skype account for Kerry. He wastes a lot of time and money jetting around having 20 minute chats when he could handle the same thing for free.

The insipid, egotistical, French speaking, face abused, traitor is the SOS and that is sickening. The guy is a giant in his own mind.


16 posted on 09/15/2013 6:21:07 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NO MORE IRS!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Thanks Eleutheria5. Apparently Kerry missed the part a few years ago where Bibi stated that Israel would not play Czechoslovakia.
...will discuss "the final status negotiations between the Israelis and Palestinians, following on the secretary's meeting with [Palestinian Authority Chairman] Mahmoud Abbas in London last Monday," State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki was quoted by AFP as having said. They would also talk about the conflict in Syria, Psaki added.

17 posted on 09/15/2013 7:54:06 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's no coincidence that some "conservatives" echo the hard left.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“We don’t want him back.”

NOW you tell us?! So what exactly are WE supposed to do with him? Huh?! He’s utterly unendurable. He gives pomposity and egotism a bad name. All our horses’ asses are complaining that he’s putting them out of business. I thought America and Israel were friends, and now you go foisting John Kerry on us. Is that what you call friendly?! Damn. Every time he opens his mouth, it gets bigger. You think maybe Russia would take him if we ask real nice and lie about what a great guy he is?


18 posted on 09/15/2013 8:15:53 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: genghis

If you don’t pretend to try to make piece, the Saudis will drive the price of crude up even higher. That’s how they keep their palaces, redundant luxury cars, and fresh shipments of sex slaves coming in, by beating up on the US to get them to beat up on Israel. Otherwise, the Islamofascists would own the country and all its oil.

That’s the real truth about it.


19 posted on 09/15/2013 8:19:35 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: SunkenCiv

I believe Sharon said that before going comatose. But whatever. We won’t do it, even if the politicians insist.


20 posted on 09/15/2013 8:24:09 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Every time I see one of these clowns together with Netanyahu, I wish they would just agree to settle things like men. I’d pay to see it. Bibi would beat the Botox out of Kerry.


21 posted on 09/15/2013 8:37:04 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

He’d get another purple heart out of it, I’m sure.


22 posted on 09/15/2013 8:47:32 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

LOL....loser


23 posted on 09/15/2013 8:51:54 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.)
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To: Eleutheria5

*chuckle*

Move him to Sderot and put him in charge of a ketchup factory.


24 posted on 09/15/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

His sugar-momma—I mean wife, probably already tried that, and her workers shortly afterwards went on strike, due to huge increase in work-place injuries, constant speechifying, and all the awards he kept giving himself. Maybe the PA can use him to protest bulldozing of empty houses? It worked for Rachel Corrie.


25 posted on 09/16/2013 1:13:37 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Yeah, but who’d give a s*** if Lurch got bulldozed?


26 posted on 09/16/2013 1:57:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Precisely;-) win/win.


27 posted on 09/16/2013 2:32:08 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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