Posted on 09/16/2013 9:11:20 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
/johnny
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
Keep the faith!!
The categorical imperative (German: Kategorischer Imperativ) is the central philosophical concept in the deontological moral philosophy of Immanuel Kant. Introduced in Kant's 1785 Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals, it may be defined as a way of evaluating motivations for action.
According to Kant, human beings occupy a special place in creation, and morality can be summed up in one ultimate commandment of reason, or imperative, from which all duties and obligations derive. He defined an imperative as any proposition declaring a certain action (or inaction) to be necessary.
I guess the shooter decided that it was necessary to shoot the other guy.
Nice example of iambic tetrameter...
Kant believe such unreasonable immorality.
I clear example of Russian exceptionalism.
Does Alexey Pushkov know about this?
You should have pulled out a gun to see if he would raise the grade!
Great minds think alike!
I hate it when that happens.
Kant we all just get along?
I just Kant Critique this with my Pure Reason.
There is more wisdom in your pun post than there is in that entire monstrosity by Kant.....
Yeh. Many’s the animated discussion over Logical Positivism that ended up at dagger point. Well, there is the vodka...
I once learned...always play someone better than yourself...it will make you strive.
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