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Woman who bragged of counterfeiting on Facebook gets six to 12 years
Lincoln [NE] Journal Star ^ | 9/18/13

Posted on 09/18/2013 2:37:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A woman who bragged on Facebook about cashing counterfeit checks around Lincoln won't be going on a spending spree anytime soon.

Lancaster County District Judge Stephanie Stacy on Tuesday sentenced 23-year-old Aloni Jones to six to 12 years in state prison on two felony forgery charges.

In March, Jones cashed at least four counterfeit rapid return income tax checks, each made out for $7,281.20, at Advance Cash, 2600 O St.; Cash Solutions, 3833 S. 48th St.; Red D Cash, 2601 N. 11th St.; and Moore Pawn, 1621 M St., according to an affidavit for her arrest.

The affidavit says Jones posted on Facebook a picture of herself flashing $100 bills along with such comments as: “Racked up stacked up and this anit even tax money that’s how we do it;” and “In Nebraska doin the fool when I get back to the d we go turn ALL the way up.”

She pleaded guilty July 31 to two felony forgery charges in exchange for the Lancaster County attorney's office dropping two more counterfeit charges.

She received credit for 148 days served.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Nebraska
KEYWORDS: napl
Anybody want to guess who she voted for?
1 posted on 09/18/2013 2:37:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


2 posted on 09/18/2013 2:38:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sure.....commit a felony crime, and then boast about it on a social media site for all the world - including law enforcement - to see.

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Cops have to love criminals like this; it makes their jobs so much easier to do.


3 posted on 09/18/2013 2:40:31 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread a nd circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Rumor has it that she was printing OBAMA MONEY.....so its fairly safe to assume that she didnt vote for any AMerican...


4 posted on 09/18/2013 2:40:39 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She wins the dumbass of the week award.


5 posted on 09/18/2013 2:41:30 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dare I ask if she has to repay that money along with the expense of keeping her in prison? No, didn’t think so.


6 posted on 09/18/2013 2:42:05 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She’s so stupid she couldn’t pour warm piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.


7 posted on 09/18/2013 2:42:33 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

i thank God some people are just so stupid and narcissistic.

she sounds like an Obama daughter.


8 posted on 09/18/2013 2:43:19 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If Onama had a check kiting daughter.....


9 posted on 09/18/2013 2:43:31 PM PDT by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you don’t need to be mystified about a motive.)
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To: Iron Munro

...she’d be in Congress.


10 posted on 09/18/2013 2:44:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Lesson: never go on Facebook and say “I make a lot of money”.


11 posted on 09/18/2013 2:44:24 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Iron Munro

She looks black-Amish.


12 posted on 09/18/2013 2:44:54 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: WayneS

“An incomplete understanding of cause-and-effect.”


13 posted on 09/18/2013 2:45:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good. Now if we can start keeping the violent “gimmedats” behind bars for assaulting/killing/maiming innocents we are off to a better start.


14 posted on 09/18/2013 2:46:10 PM PDT by soycd
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To: JimRed

There might also be a moral about not counterfeiting in there somewhere.


15 posted on 09/18/2013 2:46:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Caught with Obama's stash.

16 posted on 09/18/2013 2:47:32 PM PDT by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She pleaded guilty July 31 to two felony forgery charges in exchange for the Lancaster County attorney's office dropping two more counterfeit charges.

She received credit for 148 days served.

17 posted on 09/18/2013 2:48:56 PM PDT by soycd
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
“In Nebraska doin the fool when I get back to the d we go turn ALL the way up.”

Is there a translator handy?


18 posted on 09/18/2013 2:50:22 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: WayneS

That there’s funny!
Writing. It. Down.


19 posted on 09/18/2013 2:55:22 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Iron Munro

So predictable. Although she looks like a deranged Swiss Miss
who would beat your ass off.


20 posted on 09/18/2013 2:58:10 PM PDT by funfan
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To: Iron Munro
it doesn't look smart enough to do what it's accused of...
21 posted on 09/18/2013 3:01:34 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Aloni Jones

Now known as "Feloni Jones."

22 posted on 09/18/2013 3:05:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (She didn't have an Alobi.)
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To: Ezekiel

In sixties vernacular - “Stickin’ it to the man, when I get back to (Detroit, Dallas, Denver - insert hometown here), we are really going all the way.

She perceives that she has obtained an upper hand economically from someone more foolish than she is. And she is prepared to achieve more at home.

Never mind the obvious video surveillance, the FB post is ‘over the top’ in the not yet ready for prime time player department.

If 0bama and Ben Bernanke had a daughter...


23 posted on 09/18/2013 3:12:36 PM PDT by cqnc (Don't Blame ME, I voted for the American!)
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To: Iron Munro

I’d hit it.


24 posted on 09/18/2013 3:15:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

You are braver man, than I, Gunga Din!


25 posted on 09/18/2013 3:18:12 PM PDT by cqnc (Don't Blame ME, I voted for the American!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If Obama had (another) daughter,she’d look like....
26 posted on 09/18/2013 3:28:07 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If IRS refund checks were involved you'd think that she'd be charged by the Feds.
27 posted on 09/18/2013 3:29:41 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: Lazamataz

It’d hit back.


28 posted on 09/18/2013 3:35:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Under Eric Holder?


29 posted on 09/18/2013 3:36:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

WWLNH?


30 posted on 09/18/2013 3:36:48 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
“Racked up stacked up and this anit even tax money that’s how we do it;” and “In Nebraska doin the fool when I get back to the d we go turn ALL the way up.”

Interesting command of the language. Sounds like neo-ebonics.

31 posted on 09/18/2013 3:37:15 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: Kenton

“I’m not sure, but I think that some of it’s English.”


32 posted on 09/18/2013 3:38:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

You can’t fix stupid, but you can put it behind bars.


33 posted on 09/18/2013 3:38:33 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
I can tell you this: I would hit any woman with a pulse*.

* pulse optional

34 posted on 09/18/2013 3:39:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Jeez.... I was sort of hoping you'd draw the line somewhere...
35 posted on 09/18/2013 3:40:26 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I *DID*!

Sorta.


36 posted on 09/18/2013 3:41:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Feloni Jones."

Sounds like a 70's Blaxploitation movie.

37 posted on 09/18/2013 3:41:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
You can’t fix stupid, but you can put it behind bars.

Were I not pledged to use my current tagline, that would be my new one.

38 posted on 09/18/2013 3:43:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

So Helen Thomas still has a chance?


39 posted on 09/18/2013 3:45:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Ezekiel

that’s what I was thinking! well done


40 posted on 09/18/2013 4:26:41 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Henceforth, the Office of the President shall be known as IMPOTUS)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

Pelosi, Feinstein, and Laz in a Threesome?


41 posted on 09/18/2013 4:26:44 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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To: Iron Munro

She looks a bit more like one of Jesse Jackson’s leave behinds


42 posted on 09/18/2013 4:27:50 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m still trying to figure it out.
Were these Federal INcome tax checks?
I guess not cause she wasn’t charged with a federal
violation.

State?
County?


43 posted on 09/18/2013 4:32:31 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Lazamataz

What, Barbara Mikulski doesn’t get a chance?


44 posted on 09/18/2013 7:59:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

whodat


45 posted on 09/18/2013 8:45:22 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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