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Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed
Good Morning America- Yahoo news ^ | 09-18-2013 | Author Unknown

Posted on 09/18/2013 7:17:19 PM PDT by Redcitizen

A man in Zimbabwe got the surprise of his life when he discovered an eight-foot crocodile lying under his bed.

Guy Whittall slept through the night at a Humani lodge, where he also works, without any idea what was lying beneath him. It was only after he got out of bed to eat breakfast and heard the screams of a housekeeper that he saw the crocodile.

(Excerpt) Read more at gma.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crocodile; ecology; hotel; reptile
Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the crocodile. The crocodile looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
1 posted on 09/18/2013 7:17:19 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Now listen Cindy Lou, there is not an eight foot crocodile under your bed. Now get back in your room and go to bed now!


2 posted on 09/18/2013 7:25:44 PM PDT by bramps (Obama, Democrats, and Planned Parenthood: The biggest fans of chemical weapons on the planet)
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To: Redcitizen

The crocodile was probably shocked the next morning to discover that someone was sleeping above the bed the whole time.


3 posted on 09/18/2013 7:26:47 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Redcitizen

They mostly come at night.

Mostly.


4 posted on 09/18/2013 7:27:07 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: F15Eagle

I like to keep this handy. For close encounters. (Hicks racking shotgun)


5 posted on 09/18/2013 7:35:22 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Redcitizen

lol


6 posted on 09/18/2013 7:35:58 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Redcitizen
"Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed"

.... Well.... it is Croc infested third world Zimbabwe ..... woulda been more interesting if it was in Florida or another Croc infested State.

7 posted on 09/18/2013 7:38:18 PM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: R_Kangel

There are actually not too many crocs in Florida but there are more alligators than we need.


8 posted on 09/18/2013 7:41:35 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Guy Whittall had an argument with the crocodile about who was going to be in the bed. He offered to flip a coin with the crocodile. The crocodile called tails and lost. So the crocodile slept under the bed.


9 posted on 09/18/2013 7:42:11 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: yarddog

.... Well .... Technically and zoologically you are correct .... however .... fashion Nazis would maintain that there are still way too many footwear Crocs been worn there in Florida as there are here in Los Angeles LOL.


10 posted on 09/18/2013 7:55:31 PM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: Redcitizen; Slings and Arrows

Is there a Monsters Under the Bed ping list?

Gary Larson, please pick up the white courtesy phone.


11 posted on 09/18/2013 8:01:45 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Redcitizen

Did my boots just move?


12 posted on 09/18/2013 8:13:24 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post))
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To: Ezekiel
Monster Snorkel">
13 posted on 09/18/2013 8:24:47 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Rebelbase

“Did my boots just move?”

Could be. Lie very still in bed till morning when the sun comes up. ;)


14 posted on 09/18/2013 8:33:12 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Redcitizen; All
D@rn! ...Our brethren, the Crocs And Gators; get all the
headlines, We lizards, skinks and Geckos never get any kewl stories.

15 posted on 09/18/2013 9:01:04 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Redcitizen

An eight foot crocodile, man. Sure beats the heck out of dust bunnies.


16 posted on 09/18/2013 9:06:59 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: Redcitizen

17 posted on 09/18/2013 9:22:47 PM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: Redcitizen; a fool in paradise
Crocodile under a bed? I once found a horse's head in my bed, but that's nothing in comparison.
18 posted on 09/18/2013 9:25:49 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Redcitizen

I hate when that happens.


19 posted on 09/18/2013 9:26:45 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Revolting cat!

I take it from your comment that the rest of the horse’s body was missing. Well now. Who. pray tell, did you make madder than a wet hen?


20 posted on 09/19/2013 12:47:21 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Redcitizen

Lucky guy. All I ever find under my bed are communists.


21 posted on 09/20/2013 5:51:36 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

You must have cleared out the scammers to make room for commies. Loved your scam bait stories.


22 posted on 09/20/2013 6:45:51 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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