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HUMOR: Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown
National Report ^ | Sept. 19, 2013 | Nigel J. Covington III

Posted on 09/22/2013 8:32:58 PM PDT by MoochPooch

Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.

The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalreport.net ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: breakdown; meltdown; obama; satire; washington
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I only found out about this now, since I was away on holiday, so if it has already been posted, please forgive the repetition. But does anyone (or everyone) know about this?
1 posted on 09/22/2013 8:32:58 PM PDT by MoochPooch
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To: MoochPooch

Satire


2 posted on 09/22/2013 8:33:35 PM PDT by Steven Tyler
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To: MoochPooch

It has been.


3 posted on 09/22/2013 8:33:50 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statemet of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: MoochPooch

Wouldn’t be a spoof would it?


4 posted on 09/22/2013 8:34:01 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Hey RATS! Control your murdering FREAKS!)
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To: MoochPooch

I was told it was satire. NO word of it being a satire on the site (that I saw)


5 posted on 09/22/2013 8:34:07 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Every time a liberal gets pissed off an angel gets their wings.)
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To: MoochPooch

if only.....


6 posted on 09/22/2013 8:34:45 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: Steven Tyler

I’m not familiar with this website. I hope it is a joke, albeit mournful.


7 posted on 09/22/2013 8:35:08 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: MoochPooch

BWAHAHAHAHA!


8 posted on 09/22/2013 8:38:03 PM PDT by lightman (Prosecute the heresies; pity the heretics.)
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To: Steven Tyler
Satire

Agreed.

9 posted on 09/22/2013 8:38:36 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: MoochPooch

I hope it is a joke, albeit mournful.


You’re too kind. I hope the evil sonofabitch is put in a rubber room.


10 posted on 09/22/2013 8:38:48 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: MoochPooch

Its a farce site and vetted yesterday.


11 posted on 09/22/2013 8:39:36 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: MoochPooch
This does not pass the smell test.

For Obama to have a nervous breakdown would mean he actually had to care about something!

12 posted on 09/22/2013 8:39:45 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: cynwoody

Not nice at all to tease like that.


13 posted on 09/22/2013 8:39:52 PM PDT by Ancient Wonderboy
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To: MoochPooch

Looks like a fake site... Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin at the top, very few stories, and of course, the interesting last part of the Cakes by Melissa story detailing how perspective customers must go through a five point security checkpoint and that the cakes are now being baked behind a 12 foot high security fence with razor wire.

That and while the main stream media is in Obama’s pocket, I don’t think they’d be able to ignore this...


14 posted on 09/22/2013 8:40:05 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Shimmer1
NO word of it being a satire on the site (that I saw)

Check the sources at the bottom.

15 posted on 09/22/2013 8:40:13 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: MoochPooch

The Royal Idiot has been awfully overworked lately with all the fund
raisers, rounds of golf and vacations in which he's had to participate.

16 posted on 09/22/2013 8:40:20 PM PDT by Zakeet (Democrats haven't destroyed your freedoms ... you can still visit them at the Smithsonian)
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To: MoochPooch

As Rome burned I think Nero was cheery as heck, fiddling away.

This guy is head over heels in love with himself. If he were on the Titanic he’d be clicking up his heels and striking gallant poses as the icy brine lapped over the deck.

He’d look like Il Duce reviewing the parading troops.

I’m pretty sure GayMuzzie is INCAPABLE of breaking down, as they’re claiming here.


17 posted on 09/22/2013 8:41:10 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Steven Tyler

Even if it weren’t, how would we notice any difference in Obama?


18 posted on 09/22/2013 8:41:25 PM PDT by Henry Hnyellar
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To: MoochPooch
MORE FAKE NEWS: President Obama Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown

"Folks, this is getting ridiculous. Like so much of the junk circulating via social media under the rubric of "news" these days, this story simply isn't true.

Tell your family, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell everybody you can think of: NationalReport.net is a fake news site. Everything they publish, including the above article claiming that President Obama has suffered a nervous breakdown, is, according to their own former disclaimer page (it was deleted a couple of weeks ago without explanation), satire. And I quote":

*DISCLAIMER: National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.

19 posted on 09/22/2013 8:44:14 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Henry Hnyellar

Some of the other links have satirical-sounding articles, though this one was awfully deadpan. The news, if it were true, would honestly not surprise me.


20 posted on 09/22/2013 8:44:24 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Shimmer1

If it isn’t satire then it isn’t the first report of this kind.

http://bossip.com/456436/is-barack-obama-battling-serious-depression-some-insiders-think-so39204/


21 posted on 09/22/2013 8:45:46 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statemet of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Henry Hnyellar

Fake, news, When something happens to Obama—it will not be a little side comment—it will be breaking news all over. I don’t think Obama would be striken like this—that would mean he has a heart. He’s all ego without any emotional framework.


22 posted on 09/22/2013 8:47:51 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: DakotaGator

I agree with your sentiments. Obama could care less about the fate of ObamaCare. Only if Reggie Love found a different boyfriend would Bathouse Barry feel an emotional loss.


23 posted on 09/22/2013 8:48:52 PM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: MoochPooch
It was posted yesterday, with "humor" in the title.

-PJ

24 posted on 09/22/2013 8:48:56 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: MoochPooch

Thorazine. It’s what’s for dinner.


25 posted on 09/22/2013 8:49:26 PM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: MoochPooch

If Obama went crazy, how could they tell?


26 posted on 09/22/2013 8:49:35 PM PDT by iowamark (I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
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To: MoochPooch

That was posted here yesterday or the day before.


27 posted on 09/22/2013 8:51:27 PM PDT by tinyowl
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To: DakotaGator
This does not pass the smell test. For Obama to have a nervous breakdown would mean he actually had to care about something!

Exactly. How can a sociopath have a nervous breakdown?

Or rather, perhaps it's better said that Obama had his nervous breakdown a long, long, long time ago - and never came out of it.

28 posted on 09/22/2013 8:53:03 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: All

Too bad it is a joke..... I was hoping that the Saudi’s had put him down, but that would be good for America and too good to be true..


29 posted on 09/22/2013 8:55:16 PM PDT by thegrump
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To: MoochPooch

Is Joe Plugs now in control?


30 posted on 09/22/2013 8:55:44 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: MoochPooch

If its fake then why is he acting crazy?


31 posted on 09/22/2013 8:55:54 PM PDT by Vesparado (The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
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To: Steven Tyler

Not funny


32 posted on 09/22/2013 8:56:05 PM PDT by nikos1121 (“To err is human; to forgive, divine.” Alexander Pope (1688-1744) English poet)
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"Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. "

Left out was that Obama was having heavy menstrual flow.

33 posted on 09/22/2013 8:57:28 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: MoochPooch

Unfortunately, it’s satire.


34 posted on 09/22/2013 8:58:42 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: MoochPooch
he and his Gay Posse' were very disappointed on Friday..they needed more drugs.

35 posted on 09/22/2013 8:59:44 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: cynwoody

I don’t think it’s funny...stupid.


36 posted on 09/22/2013 9:00:23 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo in laughter")
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To: MoochPooch

If only this were true....


37 posted on 09/22/2013 9:00:29 PM PDT by Gator113 (The mighty Bear ate the cowardly rat. Obama must resign.)
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To: Windflier

I still believe this story—because Obama.


38 posted on 09/22/2013 9:00:38 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: Arthur McGowan

I’d like to say “fortunately,” but knowing this incompetent boob is still in office gives me little comfort.


39 posted on 09/22/2013 9:01:19 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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"Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown "

Big deal. Woodrow Wilson had a massive stroke while in office - it didn't slow him down any.

40 posted on 09/22/2013 9:03:22 PM PDT by Flag_This (Term limits.)
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Looks like some bloggers took something not fully true and ran with it.

An article in The Telegraph (UK) is titled A presidency on the verge of a nervous breakdown: 5 key reasons why Barack Obama’s future looks increasingly bleak .

The article did not say Obama had a breakdown, only that his presidency could be on the verge of one.

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The supposed source article [Nationalreport.net] states that a doctor was summoned to the Oval Office. This is Sunday. Why would Obama be in the Oval Office on a Sunday? He hardly makes it to the office on regular work days. That, alone, causes me to be suspicious of the report.

It sources the UK Telegraph article (link above) and thenixonallianceunderground.com. The second source [Nixonallianceunderground] is a blog dated May 17, but no year is given.
41 posted on 09/22/2013 9:04:28 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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To: Windflier; UCANSEE2; All

“A seeing is believing” request video PING!

BTW, how many other Obamatantrums have been covered up by The Media?


42 posted on 09/22/2013 9:05:13 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: MoochPooch

he is probably upset that soros remarried.


43 posted on 09/22/2013 9:08:25 PM PDT by donmeaker (Youth is wasted on the young.)
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To: MoochPooch

Only believable if he missed a putt.


44 posted on 09/22/2013 9:11:33 PM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: iowamark

True.


45 posted on 09/22/2013 9:12:59 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: TexGrill
Your; "Only if Reggie Love found a different boyfriend would Bathouse Barry feel an emotional loss."

Indeed!

46 posted on 09/22/2013 9:14:22 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: Talisker

Concur with both!


47 posted on 09/22/2013 9:15:31 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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48 posted on 09/22/2013 9:15:49 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Shimmer1; Windflier

See #19 by windflier.

There was a disclaimer/identification on their site saying it was satire but they deleted it awhile back.

Wonder why....

Windflier, thanks for finding that disclaimer :)


49 posted on 09/22/2013 10:26:08 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000))
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To: nikos1121; Steven Tyler

Nikos, Steven

I agree, not funny at all.....

there’s a difference between lugubrious satire and falsification of an actual news story...

This one falls into the latter category :(


50 posted on 09/22/2013 10:33:11 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000))
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