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The NSA's hiring - and they want a CIVIL LIBERTIES officer
The Register ^ | 9/24/13 | John Leyden

Posted on 09/24/2013 7:08:01 AM PDT by shego

They really want to protect your privacy. Honest, guv.

Infamous US spy agency the NSA is looking to appoint a Civil Liberties & Privacy Officer.

The challenging position is an internal posting, aimed at potential candidates who already work at the top secret spy agency. The new role parcels separate responsibilities of NSA's existing Civil Liberties and Privacy (CL/P) protection programs in a single job function, as job ad 1039797 explains....

The ongoing Snowden revelations about the NSA's indiscriminate spying on private communications over the internet make the role particularly challenging. Anyone applying for the role would do well to familiarise themselves with the Electronic Frontier Foundation's handy guide to decoding NSA doublespeak.

When senior NSA officials maintain that keeping track of phone conversations, for example, doesn't count as surveillance, then any privacy officer is going to have a difficult job. In fact, we can think of few more difficult jobs since the post of Staff Rabbi to the Spanish Inquisition.

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Government; Technical
KEYWORDS: bigbrother; nsa; surveillance
Why does this remind me of Montgomery Burns hiring Homer Simpson as "safety officer" so that he could truthfully declare that somebody was in charge of plant safety while avoiding the need for any actual safety improvements?
1 posted on 09/24/2013 7:08:01 AM PDT by shego
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To: shego

The position of “Civil Liberties Officer” is a fig leaf, for the Constitutional violations that will persist.

The person holding that post will either have the conscience of an SS officer, or will be “asked” to overlook and excuse violations on a regular basis.


2 posted on 09/24/2013 7:11:23 AM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: shego

Still waiting for the ‘tea party’ in the Senate and House to lead the charge against .gov in the form of prosecution against NSA employees and other executive branch employees.


3 posted on 09/24/2013 7:13:59 AM PDT by Theoria
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To: shego; Revolting cat!; GeronL; Slings and Arrows

4 posted on 09/24/2013 7:17:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: shego

Should be a really easy job.

You just have to be able to say “I didn’t see that”, “I haven’t heard of that”, “none of this has been brought to my attention” combined with being able to say “I promise I will look into this” with a straight face.

Heck Carney and Obama already showed how it’s done when the scandal broke.


5 posted on 09/24/2013 7:22:18 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Howdy to all you government agents spying on me.)
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To: shego

Just like the New York Times has an ombudsman. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.


6 posted on 09/24/2013 7:32:33 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: a fool in paradise

lol


7 posted on 09/24/2013 7:34:08 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: shego
NSA is looking to appoint a Civil Liberties & Privacy Officer.

Lois Lerner is newly available and she has the exact type of experience and employment record they are looking for.


8 posted on 09/24/2013 7:42:53 AM PDT by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you don't need to be mystified about a motive.)
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To: OrangeHoof
A leading candidate for the job has stepped forward:


9 posted on 09/24/2013 7:52:37 AM PDT by shego
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To: shego

they should ALL be “civil liberties” officials


10 posted on 09/24/2013 8:22:30 AM PDT by silverleaf (Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.)
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To: shego

Baaaaahhh! I smell a sacrificial lamb.


11 posted on 09/24/2013 8:34:59 AM PDT by macglencoe (You see what the left hand is doing, but you should be watching the right hand.)
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To: a fool in paradise

12 posted on 09/24/2013 10:53:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Iff zhere ahr anee violazhions of ze law in zhis agenceee, I shhall ruuuut zhem out!

13 posted on 09/24/2013 11:50:27 AM PDT by shego
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To: shego

A good man to have for minky-related crimes.


14 posted on 09/24/2013 12:37:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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