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'2 Broke Girls' Premiere: 'Texas Hates Women, Florida Hates Blacks'
Breitbart's Big Hollywood ^ | September 24, 2013 | Christian Toto

Posted on 09/24/2013 6:16:53 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

The minds behind the CBS comedy 2 Broke Girls thought it might be clever to catch viewers up on what they missed during the summer hiatus. They also figured they could hammer home a pair of false liberal memes at the same time.

The show's season premiere Monday night featured Max the waitress (Kat Dennings) attending to a young male diner.

"I've been out of town all summer. Anything new?" the customer asked her.

Max proceeded to rattle off a series of pop culture anecdotes, name checking Chris Brown, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber and Oprah Winfrey before turning political.

"The NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend ..." she said, and then added, "Oh, and Texas hates women and Florida hates blacks."(continued)

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: abortion; hollywood; trayvon; zimmerman
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Does anyone here even watch that show?
1 posted on 09/24/2013 6:16:53 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Not me. I can’t stomach what is on TV these days.


2 posted on 09/24/2013 6:19:00 PM PDT by funfan
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I rarely watch sitcoms and I’ve never watched this.


3 posted on 09/24/2013 6:19:11 PM PDT by RginTN
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’ve never even heard of it, but it sounds more like they are making fun of liberals than supporting them??


4 posted on 09/24/2013 6:19:31 PM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I don’t think anyone needs to. The premise? A rich, privileged white girl loses her rich, white privilege and learns about how poor and oppressed the rest of the world is and discovers how rich, privileged white people are all compassion-less bastards who don’t give enough free stuff to those who don’t have their white privilege. That’s it, that’s the whole plot.


5 posted on 09/24/2013 6:22:01 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: RginTN

American TV is a crap fest


6 posted on 09/24/2013 6:23:42 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: funfan

Well there is always Duck Dynasty and Sons of Anarchy. Other than that, The Wire, despite some of the creator’s warped views, and The Shield were the last shows worth watching on tv.


7 posted on 09/24/2013 6:24:45 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
On the other hand --

Travis McGee (Matt Bracken) got name checked on the debut episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Agent Coulson indicated that he had recuperated from a near death experience (”The Avengers”) by vacationing on Tahiti, reading Travis McGee novels.

It was pretty cool. I sent Matt private email.

8 posted on 09/24/2013 6:26:01 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

lol


9 posted on 09/24/2013 6:26:33 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: JoeDetweiler

It is in the 3rd year. One more year and it will be syndicated and on tv for the rest of our lives. Full House seems to be that way right now.


10 posted on 09/24/2013 6:29:17 PM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the Country!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Agent Coulson can never know the truth...


11 posted on 09/24/2013 6:29:49 PM PDT by SMGFan (SMG is back on TV on "The Crazy Ones" this Fall on CBS)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think one of them has nice juggs.


12 posted on 09/24/2013 6:30:09 PM PDT by Doctor 2Brains
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

>>Does anyone here even watch that show?<<

Mrs FD and I watched it for a while, but eventually all the sex (they didn’t even bother with innuendo) just made it look like a badly made porno flick where they cut out the naked bits.

Great premise, terrible execution, stupid show.


13 posted on 09/24/2013 6:30:15 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Nope. And mainly because Kat Dennings wears way too much lipstick. (Sad, right?)


14 posted on 09/24/2013 6:30:58 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: ClearCase_guy

NCIS hopefully will clobber this tripe.


15 posted on 09/24/2013 6:30:59 PM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the Country!)
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To: SMGFan
Agent Coulson's life model decoy can never know the truth...

FIFY.
16 posted on 09/24/2013 6:31:21 PM PDT by tanknetter
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To: Doctor 2Brains

Every other girl in Hollywood has those. Dime a dozen.


17 posted on 09/24/2013 6:31:57 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the mainland US There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

And 2 Broke Girls hates comedy.


18 posted on 09/24/2013 6:33:04 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: freedumb2003

My wife watches it and that’s a really good summary of the show. It is completely worthless, and I make snarky comments every time I wander through and it’s on.


19 posted on 09/24/2013 6:33:19 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought it was cute and funny new show until one character asked the other what she should do if her boyfriend did something nice, and the answer was “anal”

not once, but twice


20 posted on 09/24/2013 6:33:26 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That’s that show where every joke appears to be mechanically delivered to the point where the canned laugh-track is more spontaneous.


21 posted on 09/24/2013 6:36:19 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: Doctor 2Brains

they both do


22 posted on 09/24/2013 6:38:39 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;Sarcasm is my bidness)
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To: freedumb2003

I tried to watch a sitcom on FOX a few months ago, it was either New Girl or Mindy Project or something... the main character wanted to know what it was like to have sex with someone else and her boyfriend was all for it.

And she did.

And they were okay with this.

What bullcrap.


23 posted on 09/24/2013 6:39:43 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I like the brown haired girl with the big boobs.


24 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:04 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Kat Dennings’ decolletage is rather more impressive than normal, 100% natural, and she seems to keep them covered and strapped down far more than she tries to show them off. You KNOW the producers of the show are probably begging her to be more open with her necklines for ratings, but she hasn’t started using them that way yet. Hats off to her for both having and not using natural DDs in Hollywood.


25 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:06 PM PDT by Teacher317 (Obama is failing faster than I can lower my expectations.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Oh, and Texas hates women and Florida hates blacks.”

Translation for those who don’t speak the self-destructive language of the pop-cult weaklings:

shallowood hates innocent babies (which Texas protects) and anyone who refuses to be a victim (which Florida protects).


26 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:16 PM PDT by Vision Thing (Instead of seeking the presidency, obama should have sought psychotherapy.)
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To: napscoordinator

>>NCIS hopefully will clobber this tripe.<<

I am not sure I can live without Ziva.

Kate, no problem (and she looks awful as a blond on Police Lesbos) - I was glad to see her go.

The producers had better have some huge rabbit in their hat if they want to keep their audience...

I am not a big NCIS L.A. fan, mostly since I don’t believe in magic: I used to live in Marina del Rey and no human being has ever gotten a parking spot on any frontage road adjacent to the Venice Boardwalk.


27 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:49 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I watched it once for 5 minutes by accident. It is so unfunny that they need to provide a laugh track to tell the audience what the jokes are.


28 posted on 09/24/2013 6:42:03 PM PDT by CityCenter (The solution to all problems is spiritual.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

That is highly shocking considering it was created by Joss Whedon, who is probably about as far away from Travis McGhee politically as you can possibly get.


29 posted on 09/24/2013 6:45:04 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: napscoordinator

Do you still consider NCIS a quality conservative show? I know it used to have that rep, but to my knowledge that rep as a good conservative show has badly faded over the years. Plus, I think characters like Abby and Ziva probably repulsed and revolted many conservatives to start with.


30 posted on 09/24/2013 6:46:43 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: napscoordinator

And also, I think only one of the actors, the guy who plays Ducky the Medical Examiner, is anything remotely resembling a conservative unless I am mistaken. Am I?


31 posted on 09/24/2013 6:48:20 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

No


32 posted on 09/24/2013 6:49:14 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: freedom462

Hell on Wheels


33 posted on 09/24/2013 6:50:26 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Worst show ever

I was visiting family and someone put it on

For starters Terrible acting, they don’t talk, they instead just scream everything at full volume in monotones.

The one episode I saw, it was one of the girl’s first booty call and she was so proud she is now officially a slut. The next day she is scratching her crouch on one of the tables at the diner she works wondering if she got something from her romp.

The other girl commented that whatever she got, she now gave to the table.

After numerous pleas with threats of vomit the channel was changed before we found out which exact disease she obtained.

There was also a joke about a guy with one testicle, how it’s no big deal because guy’s parts are ugly whether they have one or 2.

I am nearly un-offendable, but this show was beyond gross & nasty. Shows like this I can see why people hate America.


34 posted on 09/24/2013 6:52:02 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: freedumb2003

You really like Ziva that much? Ziva seems to be the type of character that many traditional conservatives wish would just vanish from their TV screens forever, to be replaced entirely by characters of the Bruce Willis/John Wayne stripe.


35 posted on 09/24/2013 6:53:52 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: mykroar

Damn, didn’t even know about it. Looked it up and am frankly floored that t a show like that actually made it onto the small screen at all.

And it is also rated 8.2 on imdb which is VERY high (the highest rated shows are like 9.2-9.5)


36 posted on 09/24/2013 6:56:13 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: FreedomPoster

What is it with women and an inclination to watch stupid crap on TV? Mine watches Breaking Bad and the only thing I can think of is breaking up with her every time she watches that stuff.


37 posted on 09/24/2013 6:59:23 PM PDT by Prole
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To: JoeDetweiler

“but it sounds more like they are making fun of liberals than supporting them”

That’s what I was thinking too. But then I remembered this is Hollywood.


38 posted on 09/24/2013 7:05:32 PM PDT by willk
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To: freedom462
You really like Ziva that much?

Perhaps my point is better made with visual aids:

And this, the final point in that it is just her being her:


39 posted on 09/24/2013 7:06:24 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra))
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But attractive women on tv are still a dime a dozen, what makes her so special among them, when again she is still the type of female character conservatives tend to laothe with a passion?


40 posted on 09/24/2013 7:09:57 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Never heard of it.


41 posted on 09/24/2013 7:10:43 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: tanknetter

I figured Coulson on the show would be an LMD, and tonight’s episode did nothing to change that speculation.

For the most part tonight’s episode of Agents of SHIELD was pretty good, but the black “hero” was a sad stereotype of an African American stepped on by “the man”. I was hoping this show could avoid preachy liberalism, but, alas, ‘twasn’t so.

Most of network TV is garbage, but I like The Neighbors. I think it and Duck Dynasty are two of the best family shows on the tube.


42 posted on 09/24/2013 7:11:15 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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To: Prole

I don’t get it either. She’s incredibly smart and successful professionally, and has been voting straight ticket Republican since long before she could vote, and then she watches complete junk/crap TV like this.


43 posted on 09/24/2013 7:12:05 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: freedom462

Burn Notice didn’t suck despite Fiona (or rather the actress who played her) being an uber lib.

Otherwise agree 100%.


44 posted on 09/24/2013 7:12:08 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: freedumb2003

She’d entice you to compromise your core values?

That tells me you really don’t have core values or character.

I hope you don’t have access to any classified materials.

Oh yeah, and no matter how hot you THINK she is (she looks a bit like “Ponch” from “CHIPS” to me) someone else is sick of her crap.


45 posted on 09/24/2013 7:13:49 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: ClearCase_guy

I read every Travis McGee novel ever written.

I suffered with Mayer and even his silly affection for Keynesian economics (JDM never did get into it, thank God).

The Green Ripper was a great novel but so damn depressing I almost gave up on the series.

Good to see McGee carried in modern entertainment.


46 posted on 09/24/2013 7:17:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I came across a TV sitcom the other night. I am pretty sure it was the actress from the 70s/80s show “Taxi.” Anyway, I am fairly certain I heard her say she was a reporter covering Strom Thurmond when he pinched her. “And from then on I became a Democrat.”
47 posted on 09/24/2013 7:22:28 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: freedom462

>>But attractive women on tv are still a dime a dozen, what makes her so special among them, when again she is still the type of female character conservatives tend to laothe with a passion?<<

I disagree.

* She has a consistent value system that she hews to, even when it would be easier to give those values up. Liberals don’t have values, they have agendas.

* She is fiercely loyal to her friends and adopted family (in fact, when confronted she supports those she loves over those she was blooded to).

* She loves the USA unconditionally: when she became a citizen she treasured it and has come all the way to death’s door to defend us.

* I have never heard her state any liberal positions (other than being a very female female in a man’s world) — she tends to be apolitical in what we call politics.

Maybe I missed when she started becoming a “type of female character conservatives tend to laothe with a passion” (sic)

When was that and what are those characteristics?


48 posted on 09/24/2013 7:23:55 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I tried at the series premier and it seemed idiotic.

I prefer Duck Dynasty.


49 posted on 09/24/2013 7:24:00 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Simple solution: all the Blacks in Florida go to Texas and to all the Texan women, in the immortal words of Jim Dooley, “come on down!”


50 posted on 09/24/2013 7:24:43 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Henceforth, the Office of the President shall be known as IMPOTUS)
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