What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
Reservations
Whaddya call Jewish foreplay?
2 hours of begging.
tada DUM!
What’s a JAP’s favorite wine?
“I wanna go to Florida this winter!”
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
Reservations
Whaddya call Jewish foreplay?
2 hours of begging.
tada DUM!
When does an “American Princess” do her household chores?
- When her husband gets home from work.
How does an “American Princess” do her household Shopping?
- By Nagging at her husband to make him do them.
Who is an “American Princess” actually married to?
- Her Mother.
If you are going to marry an “American Princess” what is the best way to find out how you will be treated?
- Ask the Future Father in Law.
If you are meeting up on a blind date and want to avoid an “AP” what uis the easiest way to do so?
- Check her car, if her back bumpers has the word “princess” ANYWHERE on it, avoid her like the plague!
“I want to go to Miameeeeee”
How does a JAP commit suicide?
She stacks all of her shoe boxes, climbs to the top and jumps!
I gotta a million of em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-Z_gVbsxc
Frank Zappa Jewish Princess from the album Sheik Yerbouti
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