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Anyone lose a pair of pigs? Minneapolis asks
Posted on 09/27/2013 1:23:50 PM PDT by Java4Jay
Minneapolis police and animal control officers apprehended two piglets this morning after they were found wandering near the intersection of 23rd Ave. and Emerson Ave. N.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
Did anyone lose a pair of pigs today? the city asked followers of its Facebook page.
posted on 09/27/2013 1:23:50 PM PDT
Well, nobody has seen Hillary lately...
posted on 09/27/2013 1:24:44 PM PDT
I can think of a pair of pigs we’d like to lose....please see the republican senate for further info.
posted on 09/27/2013 1:28:21 PM PDT
(Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
I didn't hear that Hilary was coming to town today.
Maybe their house blew down, it is very windy today.
barb in mpls.
posted on 09/27/2013 1:38:44 PM PDT
(Portuguese Dog--Kenyan president)
"Lost two pigs? Why, yes. Yes I did".
posted on 09/27/2013 1:38:58 PM PDT
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posted on 09/27/2013 1:44:25 PM PDT
by Jeff Chandler
(Let your 'Yes' mean 'Yes,' and your 'No' mean 'No.' Matthew 5:37)
Shoot, BBQ, problem solved..............
posted on 09/27/2013 1:47:36 PM PDT
by Red Badger
(It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
Hey, I can help.
Return these pigs to their rightful owners at the Masjid Al Huda, a muslim Mosque located at 2534 Central Avenue N.E. in Minneapolis.
posted on 09/27/2013 1:54:01 PM PDT
(The mighty Bear ate the cowardly rat. Obama must resign.)
posted on 09/27/2013 1:54:04 PM PDT
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says “NICE PIGS, SIR!”
The President replies “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for First Lady Obama, and I got this one for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
“YES, SIR! EXCELLENT TRADES, SIR!”
posted on 09/27/2013 1:54:31 PM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
posted on 09/27/2013 2:03:15 PM PDT
(A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
To: Jeff Chandler
They both Inhaled!
posted on 09/27/2013 2:09:45 PM PDT
by Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory, lasts forever.)
posted on 09/27/2013 2:33:20 PM PDT
by Veggie Todd
(In dog beers, I've only had one!)
Careful, they could be some Muslim’s harem.
posted on 09/27/2013 2:56:50 PM PDT
(Excessive numbers of coincidences are known as patterns.)
THE pig visits Mpls tomorrow. Floyd won't be staying as the host CongressMuslim and his Somali electorate consider him harem. Floyd will be returning to the Hawkeye state where he is properly worshipped. Even Iowa's star Jewish RB knows Floyd is as kosher as his perfectly bronzed tan.
posted on 09/27/2013 6:21:27 PM PDT
(Obama been Liberal. Hope Change!)
My pig went to the market. Came back as ribs, pork chops and sausage.
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