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Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks
Ria Novosti ^ | 29/09/2013

Posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:35 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki

Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks

MOSCOW, September 29 (RIA Novosti) – An attempt to spice up their sexual life went badly wrong for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train when having sex on the railroad tracks, local police said.

The woman died on the spot, while the man lost both legs and was hospitalized, the country’s Interior Ministry said on its website.

The man and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home … and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” the ministry cited the surviving victim as saying.

The duo were run over by a switcher locomotive, the report said, adding that the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning.

The ministry did not release the victims’ names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: darwinawards; evolutioninaction; locomotive; napl; railway; ukraine
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1 posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:36 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki
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That sucks.


2 posted on 09/29/2013 10:01:44 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Gene Eric

why didn’t know they the train was coming


3 posted on 09/29/2013 10:03:18 PM PDT by 4rcane
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To: sukhoi-30mki

A shame they had to split up like that.


4 posted on 09/29/2013 10:03:46 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Related...

(Russian) Woman’s Head Gets Stuck In Railing During Sex
http://www.inquisitr.com/864505/womans-head-gets-stuck-in-railing-during-sex/


5 posted on 09/29/2013 10:07:44 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

So 30-something and 41 are middle-aged? Wow. I can see 41 being on the low end, but 30-ish is not middle-aged, unless everyone in Ukraine acts like these too, which would lower the average lifespan.


6 posted on 09/29/2013 10:08:30 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

“Oh, baby! I feel the earth shaking! Whooooo.....” Thump!


7 posted on 09/29/2013 10:12:34 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: sukhoi-30mki
wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks

Wish come true.

8 posted on 09/29/2013 10:13:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: sukhoi-30mki

What’s that they say?

You can’t make this stuff up!


9 posted on 09/29/2013 10:13:28 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Hold muh wodka.


10 posted on 09/29/2013 10:15:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Was alcohol involved?)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

ROFLMAO


11 posted on 09/29/2013 10:16:23 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
the man lost both legs

It could have been worse.

12 posted on 09/29/2013 10:17:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (One remains.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Pullin’ a freight train....


13 posted on 09/29/2013 10:20:18 PM PDT by lightman (Prosecute the heresies; pity the heretics.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

How many more times does this have to happen before somebody finally does something about it?


14 posted on 09/29/2013 10:21:25 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: 4rcane
why didn’t know they the train was coming

When you're down there on the tracks, the only way you could see it is if Ukraine your neck.

15 posted on 09/29/2013 10:21:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They were playing a game of chicken . . . Kiev.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Must have been...hell on Wheels.


16 posted on 09/29/2013 10:23:34 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
‘’for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train..’(that rhymes). Maybe it's me but a first glance that sentence sounds almost as if it were central Ukraine itself that was run over.
17 posted on 09/29/2013 10:24:08 PM PDT by jmacusa
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To: sukhoi-30mki

O don’t care how good it feels
.. I am getting up when the train comes.


18 posted on 09/29/2013 10:24:52 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: PghBaldy
"So 30-something and 41 are middle-aged? Wow. I can see 41 being on the low end, but 30-ish is not middle-aged, unless everyone in Ukraine acts like these too, which would lower the average lifespan."

30 will be middle age as soon as Obamacare is in full swing

19 posted on 09/29/2013 10:25:34 PM PDT by precisionshootist
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To: sukhoi-30mki
Sometimes a train is just a train.


20 posted on 09/29/2013 10:26:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hitchcock.)
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