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Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks
Ria Novosti ^ | 29/09/2013

Posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:35 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki

Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks

MOSCOW, September 29 (RIA Novosti) – An attempt to spice up their sexual life went badly wrong for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train when having sex on the railroad tracks, local police said.

The woman died on the spot, while the man lost both legs and was hospitalized, the country’s Interior Ministry said on its website.

The man and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home … and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” the ministry cited the surviving victim as saying.

The duo were run over by a switcher locomotive, the report said, adding that the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning.

The ministry did not release the victims’ names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: darwinawards; evolutioninaction; locomotive; napl; railway; ukraine
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1 posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:36 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki
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That sucks.


2 posted on 09/29/2013 10:01:44 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Gene Eric

why didn’t know they the train was coming


3 posted on 09/29/2013 10:03:18 PM PDT by 4rcane
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To: sukhoi-30mki

A shame they had to split up like that.


4 posted on 09/29/2013 10:03:46 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Related...

(Russian) Woman’s Head Gets Stuck In Railing During Sex
http://www.inquisitr.com/864505/womans-head-gets-stuck-in-railing-during-sex/


5 posted on 09/29/2013 10:07:44 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

So 30-something and 41 are middle-aged? Wow. I can see 41 being on the low end, but 30-ish is not middle-aged, unless everyone in Ukraine acts like these too, which would lower the average lifespan.


6 posted on 09/29/2013 10:08:30 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

“Oh, baby! I feel the earth shaking! Whooooo.....” Thump!


7 posted on 09/29/2013 10:12:34 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: sukhoi-30mki
wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks

Wish come true.

8 posted on 09/29/2013 10:13:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: sukhoi-30mki

What’s that they say?

You can’t make this stuff up!


9 posted on 09/29/2013 10:13:28 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Hold muh wodka.


10 posted on 09/29/2013 10:15:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Was alcohol involved?)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

ROFLMAO


11 posted on 09/29/2013 10:16:23 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
the man lost both legs

It could have been worse.

12 posted on 09/29/2013 10:17:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (One remains.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Pullin’ a freight train....


13 posted on 09/29/2013 10:20:18 PM PDT by lightman (Prosecute the heresies; pity the heretics.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

How many more times does this have to happen before somebody finally does something about it?


14 posted on 09/29/2013 10:21:25 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: 4rcane
why didn’t know they the train was coming

When you're down there on the tracks, the only way you could see it is if Ukraine your neck.

15 posted on 09/29/2013 10:21:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They were playing a game of chicken . . . Kiev.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Must have been...hell on Wheels.


16 posted on 09/29/2013 10:23:34 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
‘’for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train..’(that rhymes). Maybe it's me but a first glance that sentence sounds almost as if it were central Ukraine itself that was run over.
17 posted on 09/29/2013 10:24:08 PM PDT by jmacusa
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To: sukhoi-30mki

O don’t care how good it feels
.. I am getting up when the train comes.


18 posted on 09/29/2013 10:24:52 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: PghBaldy
"So 30-something and 41 are middle-aged? Wow. I can see 41 being on the low end, but 30-ish is not middle-aged, unless everyone in Ukraine acts like these too, which would lower the average lifespan."

30 will be middle age as soon as Obamacare is in full swing

19 posted on 09/29/2013 10:25:34 PM PDT by precisionshootist
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To: sukhoi-30mki
Sometimes a train is just a train.


20 posted on 09/29/2013 10:26:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hitchcock.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks

I hate when that happens.

21 posted on 09/29/2013 10:27:08 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: 4rcane
why didn’t know they the train was coming

It wasn't even breathing hard. The gene pool has been cleansed a bit with this news.

22 posted on 09/29/2013 10:35:27 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: sukhoi-30mki

The song that fits the bill for this scenario is, “Dangerous” by Depeche Mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZPE0iR0Hc
The things you do
Aren’t good for my health
The moves you make
You make for yourself
The means you use
Aren’t meant to confuse
Although they do
They’re the one’s that I would choose

I wouldn’t want it any other way
You wouldn’t let me any way

Dangerous
The way you leave me wanting more
Dangerous
That’s what I want you for
Dangerous
When I am in your arms
Dangerous
Know I won’t come to harm

The lies you tell
Aren’t meant to deceive
They’re not there
For me to believe
I’ve heard
Your vicious words
You know by now
It takes alot to see me hurt

I couldn’t take it any other way
But there’s a price I have to pay


23 posted on 09/29/2013 10:35:41 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Obviously we need train control legislation!
/ bad lame joke


24 posted on 09/29/2013 10:35:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: 4rcane

They came and went at the same time.


25 posted on 09/29/2013 10:39:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sukhoi-30mki

I now have a new appreciation for one of my more favorite songs:

“I hear my train a’coming!”


26 posted on 09/29/2013 10:42:06 PM PDT by Darteaus94025 (Phony President)
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To: autumnraine
I am getting up when the train comes.

I'm guessing the train came before they did.

27 posted on 09/29/2013 10:49:22 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

They wanted to have a rail good time.


28 posted on 09/29/2013 10:52:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Groan! Good one!!


29 posted on 09/29/2013 10:59:14 PM PDT by miele man
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To: PghBaldy

They tend to do things that shorten lifespan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aynnmxmVNKs


30 posted on 09/29/2013 11:00:49 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Going off of the rails on a crazy train..


31 posted on 09/29/2013 11:01:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: jmacusa
‘’for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train..’(that rhymes).

The pain in Ukraine comes mostly from the train.

32 posted on 09/29/2013 11:07:38 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
"wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks"

Mission accomplished!

33 posted on 09/29/2013 11:14:31 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Everybody is doin’ a brand new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

My little baby sister can do it with me
It’s easier than learning your A B C’s
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips, now
Come on, baby
Jump up, jump back
Well, now, I think you’ve got the knack

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

Do it nice and easy, now, don’t lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

Move around the floor in a Loco-motion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
Do it holding hands if you get the notion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

There’s never been a dance that’s so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you’re feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me


34 posted on 09/29/2013 11:15:18 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Darn the luck.


35 posted on 09/29/2013 11:16:33 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: 4rcane

I guess they thought that they & not the oncoming train - were shaking the ground.


36 posted on 09/29/2013 11:19:40 PM PDT by Republican1795.
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To: Darksheare

Perfect!


37 posted on 09/29/2013 11:20:02 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Darwin award candidates.


38 posted on 09/29/2013 11:21:16 PM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: 4rcane

She was a screamer?


39 posted on 09/29/2013 11:26:25 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping....


40 posted on 09/29/2013 11:29:06 PM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

The train tried to swerve, it really really wanted to.


41 posted on 09/29/2013 11:35:22 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I tried not to crack up.
But “ALLLL Abooooard!” came on the radio while reading the article.

Currently playing, “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas.


42 posted on 09/29/2013 11:35:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Lancey Howard
How many more times does this have to happen before somebody finally does something about it?

If people are that stupid, let it bite them or whatever

43 posted on 09/29/2013 11:36:55 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Darksheare

ROFLMAO!


44 posted on 09/29/2013 11:38:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“Another thing coming” by Judas Priest.


45 posted on 09/29/2013 11:42:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

She got railed to death...


46 posted on 09/30/2013 12:02:22 AM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: The SISU kid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He'd obviously been drinking - when the ambulance arrived he was legless.


47 posted on 09/30/2013 12:08:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Zeppelin

A lot of people are constantly being killed and injured on trains, they need to re-classify trains as assault style weapons and get them away from the people.


48 posted on 09/30/2013 12:27:05 AM PDT by rontorr (It's just my opinion, but I am RIGHT!)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

I don’t even want to think about how many times this has almost happened to me.


49 posted on 09/30/2013 1:22:57 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning.

Sex on the tracks in near freezing weather. Why do I think vodka is involved?

50 posted on 09/30/2013 1:29:14 AM PDT by fso301
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