The poor girl is probably already used to getting hassled with a last name like Bullwinkle. I know I have a name that people have bugged me about for the past 50 or so years.
The NRA keeps sending me hats... I’ve got about six of them. You must have to sign up for two or three years at one time to get a T-shirt.
If you become a life member the NRA never sends you anything for free again. In fact they never sent me the belt buckle they promised for that.
” a last name like Bullwinkle”
Eet vas moose and squirrel!