But what about Big Moochies personal staff?
Does she still have her personal toilet flusher?
Has The Keeper Of The Wigs been declared non-essential?
And what about America’s own Caeser, Barackus Obamacus himmself?
Is his personal food taster still employed?
Is he still hosting nightly Rap and Hip-Hop parties for 500 of the First Couple’s closest friends?
IS Mama Robinson still stayin at the White Crib?