Skip to comments.20 Things You Never Want To Hear In Obama's America
Posted on 10/10/2013 3:27:22 AM PDT by Kaslin
1) The Death Panel will now decide if your treatment is too expensive.
2) Yeah, right! There's a better chance Democrats would go after veterans or kids with cancer than do that!
3) We'll get to the bottom of this scandal in no time now that the Obama Administration is investigating itself!
4) Sure, it's dangerous being in this embassy, but the Obama Administration is handling security; so we have nothing to worry about.
5) Come on, you really think liberals are going to be offended by that?
6) As long as Lindsey Graham doesn't cave, Republicans have got this one in the bag!
7) So, I lost my job. No big deal! In this economy, I'll have a new one in no time!
8) That shouldn't be a problem as long as you can trust the government to do the right thing.
9) Guess what? Your company is unionizing!
10) The only way that could happen would be if Obama has been lying to us all along.
11) You really think the park service would be that vindictive?
12) As long as Obama doesn't behave like a bratty little child who's going to hold his breath until he turns blue if he doesn't get his way, everything will work out fine.
13) Come on! The only way we could get in trouble for writing something like that would be if the government was reading our emails.
14) Even Obama wouldn't blame Bush for that, would he?
15) Good news! The Al-Qaeda rebels Obama backed in Syria won and took over the country! They're sending America a "special surprise" as a thank you for all of our support!
16) No, you couldn't have heard gunshots. We're in a gun-free zone!
17) There's no way anyone would call me a racist just because of that, is there?
18) We have to pass it so you can find out what's in it.
19) This crime is as good as solved now that Eric Holder is on the case!
20) The only way that check will stop coming is if the government goes bankrupt!
One thing you’re very likely to hear if things keep going the way they are now: “Ihre papieren, bitte.”
Obamacare is so great that Congress refuses to use it, and will keep the government closed for weeks rather than submit to it...but Obamacare is good for you!!
“Under my authoritah as President-For-Life, the National Emergency Act is invoked, and all you creepy-ass crackers and teabaggers will be punished for your defiance of The Obama, The Messiah, The Won.”
also don’t forget what Nancy Pelosi said. Yeah we found out that the arrogant pos occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave lied to the American people, and that the stupid website does not work. 0bama signed the bill over 3 years into the law. Why did they wait until October 1st to set the site up? Can you say incompetence? I knew you could.
I always carry my identification. Depending upon the situation and the weather it’s either a .40S&W or a .380 acp.
If challenged, I will happily produce it.
Coming down The Pike.
Hope they can fit us all in Yankee Stadium.
Careful; there are a great many “aficionados” on this site who’ll tell you that anything less than a .44 magnum is, quite simply, too little to matter.
Personally, I tend to think the .25 you have with you is far better than the .44 you left at home because it’s too bulky.
Only girly men carry less than a 600 Nitro Express...and that’s only for deep backup.