Skip to comments.House Republicans Schedule Obama Impeachment Hearings (Satire)
Posted on 10/14/2013 5:27:14 PM PDT by Brown Deer
Republicans in the House of Representatives have scheduled impeachment proceedings against President Obama, claiming his inability to halt the federal government shutdown makes him unfit for office.
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced a resolution to impeach Obama this morning and referred the matter to the House Judiciary Committee. Senior aides close to judiciary chairman Bob Goodlatte say hearings will begin Thursday.
"I think it's high time President Obama be held accountable for his crimes," explains Bachmann, "For two weeks now, vital government services have been disrupted, federal workers have gone without pay and national memorials have been closed - all because of the president's refusal to negotiate over Obamacare.
"This isn't just poor leadership. The Obama administration is corrupt to the core. The scandals surrounding the IRS, Benghazi, Fast in the Furious and Solyndra have shown us this cabal will do anything to stay in power.
"But in shutting down the government President Obama has committed economic treason against the United States of America, and he must be removed before it's too late. The Constitution provides us the mechanism of impeachment. It's time to end this dictatorial regime and return the presidency back to the American people."
The U.S. federal government shut down on October 1st after House Republicans refused to fund it unless President Obama agreed to repeal his signature healthcare reform the Affordable Care Act, popularly known as Obamacare.
Although most polls show that a majority of Americans blame Republicans for the shutdown, many in the Tea Party feel President Obama is at fault for not immediately acquiescing to their demands.
"The tipping point for me was closing the World War 2 memorial," says Republican Louie Gohmert, who voted for the bill which effectively shut down the government, "I can't believe Obama did that. I mean how dare he put politics ahead of our veterans.
"All this clown needs to do is repeal the most important law he ever passed, and then this will all be over. Why is that so hard? The Tea Party represents almost 22% of Americans. Only a dictator would refuse to give us everything we want. Obama should be more than impeached - he should be in jail."
Hearings in the judiciary committee are expected to last for two weeks, after which the committee will create specific impeachment charges and refer them to the full House. If a majority of House members vote to impeach the President, the matter is referred to the Senate, where the Democratic majority makes ultimate success unlikely.
"We probably won't be successful," admits Ted Cruz, one of the few Republicans in the Senate supporting the impeachment process,"But we have to try. This guy is worse than Hitler. We have to do something."
Please, please tell me this isn’t satire.
If it were only true.
It's on the lame side, too.
Actually, this really DOES need to happen.
I would love it if this was true but somehow it doesn’t pass the smell test.
Bad satire at that!
These hacks can’t even delay Obamacare and they think they can impeach
Obama. Wait till Obama borrows the FBI files Hillary still has.
Didn’t even have to read it to know that the spineless RINOS would never allow it to happen.
It’s not real. Open your eyes and look again.
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Good grief. Some of the quotes are good, though. Cruz calling Obama worse than Hitler, for example.
Even if it was was real, it would not be real, if u know what I mean.