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Why I will never return to the USA
Das Magazin ^ | October 9, 2013 | Niels Gerson Lohman

Posted on 10/15/2013 5:13:40 PM PDT by EveningStar

After a year of traveling, I had planned a last, short trip. I was going to take the train from Montreal to New Orleans. The travels I had been undertaking earlier this year had brought me to places that were meant to form the background of my second novel...

First, he saw my Sri Lankan stamp. The customs officer raised his eyebrows.

"Sri Lanka, what were you doing over there?"

"Surfing. Traveling. My best friend lives there. He is an architect."

The officer flipped on, seemingly satisfied. Secondly, he found my stamps from Singapore and Malaysia.

"What were you doing over there? Singapore and Malaysia? Aren't those countries Islamic?"

Looking over my shoulder, his eyes searched for his colleague's confirmation.

"Malaysia, I think so, yeah. But not Singapore. It's a melting pot. A very futuristic city. Airconditioned to the ceiling. To Singapore I went mostly for the food, to be honest."

"Sure."

"I'm sorry?"

"Nothing. And how about Malaysia?"

I explained flights departing from Malaysia were cheaper compared to Singapore. That I only went there for a few days, but also, a little bit, for the food. The customs officer went through some more pages. Then he found my Yemeni visa. He put my passport down and stared at me.

"What the hell were you doing in Yemen?" ...

"We are under the impression you have more ties with more countries we are not on friendly terms with than your own. We decided to bring you back to the Canadian border." ...

(Excerpt) Read more at dasmag.nl ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government
KEYWORDS: expats

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Why does he blame the entire US? Why didn't he simply report these particular Customs officers to Homeland Security, or another US govt agency, so they could conduct an investigation?
1 posted on 10/15/2013 5:13:40 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

When it all blows up and the natives go gringo hunting, he’ll be on his knees doing whatever it takes to get back into the USA or any English speaking country.


2 posted on 10/15/2013 5:16:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: EveningStar

ISGASB

I Scarcely Give A Smelly Obama.


3 posted on 10/15/2013 5:16:38 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: EveningStar
What the hell was he doing in Yemen? Not the food. Not the women. Not the beaches. Not the weather. Not the historic sites...

/johnny

4 posted on 10/15/2013 5:16:42 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: EveningStar

My, aren’t we touchy? No sympathy at all for the victim?


5 posted on 10/15/2013 5:21:12 PM PDT by Misterioso
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To: JRandomFreeper
‘I went to the island Socotra, it’s not on mainland Yemen. It’s a small island closer to Somalia. A very special place, some call it ‘Galapagos of the Middle-East. I think 85 percent of the plants and animals there, are indigenous.’
Sorry. I always try to excerpt.
6 posted on 10/15/2013 5:22:48 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Good riddance. One less liberal scumbag in MY country.


7 posted on 10/15/2013 5:22:52 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Da Coyote

Mr. Lohman, I only have one word for you. DILLIGAF. Thank’s for coming out, don’t forget to tip your waitress.


8 posted on 10/15/2013 5:23:08 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: EveningStar

I wouldn’t let him in either. if he has any complaints, take it up with AlQ; thanks to them, we’re on guard.


9 posted on 10/15/2013 5:23:25 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Occupy the DC Mall - take back the monuments)
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To: EveningStar

I get treated like crap whenever I enter the UK. So what?


10 posted on 10/15/2013 5:23:39 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: EveningStar

When I get asked those questions I simply say that it is part of my job.l I do seminars on Educational Administration. If they pay me I go.


11 posted on 10/15/2013 5:24:00 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: Misterioso

I’m sympathetic. I’m just asking why he didn’t report this to the authorities in the US.


12 posted on 10/15/2013 5:25:21 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: JRandomFreeper
brought me to places that were meant to form the background of my second novel

im a writer i was doing research but why in the hell should anyone have to worry in this world if they wanted to and did travel anywhere a perfect testament to how truly effed it has all become just go home to amsterdam embrace your islam and no one is going to read your novel

13 posted on 10/15/2013 5:26:38 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: EveningStar

Nothing to see here. It’s a B.S. embellished travel story.


14 posted on 10/15/2013 5:28:56 PM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: EveningStar
I call bull shit..I've been in 7 different country the last 6 months plus 3 that I've connected through..this includes Indonesia, Singapore and mainland China..you know what I got at lax customs yesterday even after their bomb scare. .have a nice day sir
15 posted on 10/15/2013 5:29:46 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: EveningStar

I wonder what really happened.


16 posted on 10/15/2013 5:29:50 PM PDT by JimSp
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To: EveningStar

The border people are never that chatty or emotional. Never.


17 posted on 10/15/2013 5:30:30 PM PDT by Chickensoup (we didn't love freedom enough... Solzhenitsyn.)
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To: EveningStar

I read it and I don’t believe him.


18 posted on 10/15/2013 5:31:00 PM PDT by beandog (All Aboard the Choo Choo Train to Crazy Town)
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To: EveningStar
Why I will never return to the USA

It seems US Customs has already made that decision for him.

19 posted on 10/15/2013 5:33:29 PM PDT by matt1234 (obamacare: the "New Coke" of the 21st Century)
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To: EveningStar

That’s no reason to refuse to go to a country. If the customs officers pursued a line of questioning, it’s because they felt there was a need.

Don’t bother coming back to the USA. We won’t miss you.


20 posted on 10/15/2013 5:35:12 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: EveningStar
Good God...he won't be back? How can I possibly go on?
21 posted on 10/15/2013 5:37:35 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Oh... I love Yemeni food. Their seafood dishes are to die for.


22 posted on 10/15/2013 5:39:01 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: EveningStar

I’ve been to Europe five times over the last five years and the US customs are much worse than the Euros. When people from Europe asked me what places to visit in the US, I was always happy to oblige them. This year, I just told them to forget it; the US government sucks and the tyranny is hardening.
The fact of the matter is that tourists largely judge a nation by their personal contacts with government officials because, those are their first contacts.
With all the crap happening at the border and at National Parks, don’t be surprised if international visitors stay way in droves.


23 posted on 10/15/2013 5:39:59 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
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To: EveningStar

I don’t like and don’t trust this (rather poor and boring) writer. As already mentioned, the attitude of revenge and anger towards a whole country for an incident shows that there is something wrong in his outlook.

He could have been a bit more outspoken at the time and made a complaint to the relevant authorities later. Instead he moans and whines.


24 posted on 10/15/2013 5:44:27 PM PDT by Enza Ferreri
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To: Gamecock

They try to jack you for overweight baggage in Heathrow. I took leave over there once and coming back they said my bags was overweight and tried to charge me $500. I protested and they claimed the flight was booked and cut a deal for $250.

My buddy was parking the car so I waited and put my bags on the scale then took out stuff to make the weight and my buddy mailed it. (overseas to overseas mail is free or was)

When I got on the plane it was empty.


25 posted on 10/15/2013 5:44:28 PM PDT by USAF80
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To: EveningStar

Tot ziens, Assclown


26 posted on 10/15/2013 5:44:53 PM PDT by GotMojo
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To: EveningStar
A few years ago I tried to enter Canada by car at the North Dakota/Manitoba border.The Canadian border people detained me for 90 minutes (no handcuffs or anything but I was *not* free to leave),spending that time literally pulling the trunk of my car apart and peppering me with questions about guns and the content of my laptop.They weren't rude,aggressive or abusive but I surely had better things to do with that 90 minutes....it was,by far,the most unsettling experience at an international border.After finding nothing in my car *or* on my laptop they sent me on my way.

But that doesn't mean I'm gonna boycott the country.

27 posted on 10/15/2013 5:47:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: EveningStar

To the author I say, “please don’t return, we have enough quitters and slackers”.


28 posted on 10/15/2013 5:47:34 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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To: Misterioso

None


29 posted on 10/15/2013 5:49:12 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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To: cripplecreek

Seems like there’s plenty og Gringo hunting going on in the good ole USSA.


30 posted on 10/15/2013 5:49:13 PM PDT by Rome2000 (THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
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To: EveningStar

Pretty rough experience, just getting through customs. Unfortunately, it is the sort of world we now live in. Some boarders are flung wide open, probably advertised on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblir. Other boarders are wrapped up in multiple layers of protection, with keen redundancy.

On a different note, that story would make a terrific skit on a movie, a new ‘Out Of Towners” with a Jack Lemon type character. The best line; “What the HELL were you doing in Yemem?!”, has to be delivered by somebody with the right force of delivery, the right kind of face that communicates disgust; somebody like a Robert Mitchum would be perfect.


31 posted on 10/15/2013 5:49:37 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: EveningStar
On my latest ingress into the country this August, I was asked more than the usual number of silly questions but it was par for the course; no need to become alarmed or sweat. I want to be sympathetic to the author but there's something I find disturbing about his story:

I called my friends back in Amsterdam, asking if they could book me an place in Montreal. To punish me for my pride, they booked me a very Christian B&B. That night I slept between piles of bibles while a bleeding Christ watched over me. It was sadism of a type I could appreciate.

Why is he blaming Jesus for his ordeal? Wherefore the hostility?

32 posted on 10/15/2013 5:49:50 PM PDT by stormhill (Guns Save Lives!)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Makes you wonder if being pro-gun has you on an NSA list they’ve shared with the canooks.


33 posted on 10/15/2013 5:50:06 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: Gay State Conservative

Canadians are known for being polite and courteous.


34 posted on 10/15/2013 5:50:21 PM PDT by MarMema ("If Americans really wanted Obamacare, you wouldn't need a law to make them buy it." Ted Cruz)
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To: EveningStar

The last time I traveled internationally the only rude people I dealt with were the customs people when I returned.


35 posted on 10/15/2013 5:50:49 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: EveningStar

36 posted on 10/15/2013 5:59:49 PM PDT by Spirochete (Does the FedGov have the attributes of a legitimate government?)
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To: EveningStar

We maybe a tyranny (as experienced by the writer) but it’s our tyranny and we love it!


37 posted on 10/15/2013 6:01:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Gamecock

Yeh go through customs at Frankfurt sometime. They give you the German scowl and all the guards are carryiing full autos. Keep your mouth shut and don’t make eye contact.


38 posted on 10/15/2013 6:04:30 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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Canadians are known for being polite and courteous.

That is true, but I had to wonder why the woman operating the full body scanner at their airport was wearing a burqa the last time I passed through.

39 posted on 10/15/2013 6:06:36 PM PDT by freeandfreezing
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To: EveningStar
I had planned a last, short trip. I was going to take the train from Montreal to New Orleans.

Montreal to New Orleans a short trip? He's probably never even been to the US. 2 days, 8 hours via Chicago per Google. Only 44 stops and two changes of trains. A bit longer than the 1600 miles by car.

40 posted on 10/15/2013 6:07:52 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Georgia Girl 2

Oh yeah. That is a tough airport for sure.


41 posted on 10/15/2013 6:12:06 PM PDT by MarMema ("If Americans really wanted Obamacare, you wouldn't need a law to make them buy it." Ted Cruz)
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To: freeandfreezing

Which airport?


42 posted on 10/15/2013 6:12:50 PM PDT by MarMema ("If Americans really wanted Obamacare, you wouldn't need a law to make them buy it." Ted Cruz)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

I’m 0.5 German. Frankfurt doesn’t bother me!


43 posted on 10/15/2013 6:13:22 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: freeandfreezing
That is true, but I had to wonder why the woman operating the full body scanner at their airport was wearing a burqa the last time I passed through.

At the Muslim airports if they don't find a bomb on you with the scanner you won't be let on the plane unless you leave and come back with one.

44 posted on 10/15/2013 6:16:41 PM PDT by JediJones (The #1 Must-see Filibuster of the Year: TEXAS TED AND THE CONSERVATIVE CRUZ-ADE)
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To: EveningStar

Somehow, this doesn’t pass the smell test. I think the guy is making up all or some of this.


45 posted on 10/15/2013 6:20:20 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Steve_Seattle

As a “for instance” regarding this guy’s credibility, he says he was forced to sleep between “piles of Bibles” in the Christian B&B. Really? “Piles of Bibles”?


46 posted on 10/15/2013 6:23:23 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Georgia Girl 2
Frankfurt is bad on many levels but when I'm there I just speak a little German to them and they don't bother me. I'm going to Munich then Italy next week so I need to brush up on my Deutsch and Italiano.
47 posted on 10/15/2013 6:26:26 PM PDT by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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To: EveningStar
This "article" is pure tripe. The "author" relates how he was greeted after the bad Americans dropped him back off at the Canadian border:

The Canadian officer looked at me with pity. She asked if there was anything I needed. I said I could use some coffee and a cigarette. She took my passport to a back room and returned within five minutes, carrying an apologetic smile, a freshly stamped passport, coffee, a cigarette, and a ticket to the next bus back to Montreal.

Are you freaking kidding me??? The Americans drop you off at the border with an unflattering file and an attitude. And the Canadian custom's officer treats you like a first class passenger on an airline? An apologetic smile? A coffee, a cigarette, and a bus ticket to Montreal? Never happened.

This piece is propaganda.

48 posted on 10/15/2013 6:30:51 PM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Cruz/Palin 2016)
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To: EveningStar

A clear case of the Godless entering a now godless country, but with a false sense of freedom to “vacation” in some pretty peculiar destination countries, over cuisine?

I dunno. Maybe I’m wrong, but rubber stamping a funky traveler can be a risk to the job of a border officer.


49 posted on 10/15/2013 6:33:21 PM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CHRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
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To: Steve_Seattle

You are correct, sir, see post 48.


50 posted on 10/15/2013 6:34:26 PM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Cruz/Palin 2016)
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