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Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)
Mental Floss ^ | October 15, 2013 | Meghan Holohan

Posted on 10/17/2013 8:03:11 AM PDT by tom h

When Viggo Hansen, a county counselor from the Left Party in Sormland, Sweden, tried passing a law that required that men sit down to pee when using the public bathrooms, his motion caused a flood of reactions. Hansen argued when men sit down to pee it is better for public health because it reduces the splatter around the toilets and stops the spread of disease. Hansen is one of many—including the head of the environmental protection agency in Taiwan, Stephen Shen, who also tried mandating such an order—that believe errant urine is bad for public health. They argue that droplets of urine spread disease. But just how scientifically sound are these arguments? Is it actually better for men to sit down and pee?

“Urine is actually sterile,” says Benjamin Davies, an associate professor of urology at the University of Pittsburgh. “There is no bacteria in it. You can drink urine.” (Though he's not advocating that anyone does take a swig of urine.)

So puddles of urine might smell bad and look gross, but they won’t cause disease. But Hansen has another argument: Hansen claims that men who pee while sitting will fully empty their bladders, which is better for their prostates—and means they'll experience a longer, healthier sex life.

But again, Hansen's claims are totally off the mark. "This is total bullsh**," Davies says. "There is no relationship between voiding and sex life. I haven’t the slightest idea why it would improve your prostate. If you are a normal male your prostate muscles relax while you urinate.”

Bottom line: Completely healthy men experience no benefit by sitting to urinate instead of standing. Some conditions might mean it is easier for a man to fully empty his bladder if he sits down, but for the vast majority there is no difference between sitting and standing. However, some cultures prefer to sit rather than stand—almost half of all Japanese men sit to urinate.

Davies believes that sitting is a cultural or psychological preference, not a health issue. “If you are tired," he says, "go ahead and sit.”


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: bathroomhumor; pee; urinal
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It is sometimes hard to believe that the descendants of some of the world's most fierce peoples -- Vikings -- are now found trying to further emasculate men through legislation. I know the left and the reason to have men sit while urinating is to find another way to tear down "male patriarchy" or whatever BS they teach in Womyn's Studies courses at Yale.

I can envision the California legislature trying this -- the same bunch who passed that bathroom selection law for transgendered kids in grade school.

Thought I'd post it here just to remind y'all to keep your antennae up and never, never give the left an inch with your own children.

1 posted on 10/17/2013 8:03:11 AM PDT by tom h
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To: tom h

This is funny, because back in the 1960’s, in the early days of feminism, and the “equality” movement, some genius designed a female standup urinal, which most women hated.


2 posted on 10/17/2013 8:06:07 AM PDT by Daveinyork (IER)
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To: tom h

Well, should ooollllld men sit down to pee, for fear of fainting at standing still for so long a stretch that their blood pressure drops?


3 posted on 10/17/2013 8:06:30 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: tom h

men are pigs and need to learn to clean up after themselves


4 posted on 10/17/2013 8:06:45 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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Not to mention the countless billions to be spent for unioned plumbers to remove all the urinals in the world’s bathrooms and put in stalls. Next step, unisex bathrooms, and the domination of males will be well advanced.


5 posted on 10/17/2013 8:06:51 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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no one wants to clean your filthy pee off the floor dude


6 posted on 10/17/2013 8:07:06 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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“...almost half of all Japanese men sit to urinate.”

Is that why they have cartoon porn with schoolgirls and tentacle monsters?


7 posted on 10/17/2013 8:07:10 AM PDT by EEGator
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Sloppy men should. Men who can handle it right (no pun intended) shouldn’t.


8 posted on 10/17/2013 8:07:15 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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Should? I know for a fact that Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, McCain, Graham, King ALL sit down to pee. There has never been a bigger bunch of loudmouth pussies in the Republican Party.


9 posted on 10/17/2013 8:07:43 AM PDT by Gaffer
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Many women, “hover” rather than sit so as to avoid contact with the seat and so, women’s bathrooms are far nastier then men’s. (Or so I’ve heard.)


10 posted on 10/17/2013 8:08:02 AM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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“Should Men Sit Down to Pee?”

Why should men sit down? Why not ask women to stand up?...................I know, I know, but to me one question is as stupid as the other. Just my 2 cent.


11 posted on 10/17/2013 8:09:11 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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On the other hand, sodomy is so great for public health, let’s enshrine it in law.


12 posted on 10/17/2013 8:09:20 AM PDT by mrsmel (One Who Can See)
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..and so the emasculation of boys (and men) continues.


13 posted on 10/17/2013 8:09:25 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: tom h

German and Japanese men sit to piss. Perhaps there is a connection..


14 posted on 10/17/2013 8:09:28 AM PDT by Theoria
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would depend on how drunk you are....better to sit than fall LOL


15 posted on 10/17/2013 8:09:56 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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Hansen proposed this because he is unequipped to stand up the task.

But, mostly because he’s an idiot leftist, in an eternal quest for complete control of every aspect of our lives.

OBTW, at some point in life, many men can not adequately “void” while seated, and would find themselves returning in 30 minutes or less to complete the task.


16 posted on 10/17/2013 8:10:13 AM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: tom h

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!


17 posted on 10/17/2013 8:10:16 AM PDT by almcbean
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"men are pigs and need to learn to clean up after themselves"

And women are battleaxes that should stop browbeating men all the time.

See, it doesn't feel very good, now does it?

18 posted on 10/17/2013 8:10:36 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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To: mrsmel

Everyone, man or woman, should clean up after themselves if they make a mess on or around the toilet, and teach their children to do the same.

Problem solved.


19 posted on 10/17/2013 8:10:39 AM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: tom h

My son has pee’d more toilet seats off their hinges than I’d care to count. That boy needs to get bathroom cleaning detail. Then he’ll figure it out for himself.


20 posted on 10/17/2013 8:11:02 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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