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Fake South Florida butt doctor going to prison
UPI ^ | October 24, 2013 | Evan Bleier

Posted on 10/24/2013 3:45:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

(UPI) --Fake South Florida butt doctor Ron Oneal Morris pleaded guilty to one count of practicing healthcare without a license and was sentenced to 336 days in state prison.

Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures. Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman, will begin serving her sentence on January 7, 2014.

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KEYWORDS: buttdoctor; butts; fixaflat; florida; healthcare; rononealmorris; superglue
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1 posted on 10/24/2013 3:45:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

LMAO. Any woman who would go to a Fake Doctor who doesn’t even know its gender deserves to be filled with Fix-a-flat.


2 posted on 10/24/2013 3:47:52 PM PDT by Venturer (Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
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3 posted on 10/24/2013 3:48:37 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

What’s the problem? Seems as if “fix-a-flat” would be the ideal treatment for flat butts.


4 posted on 10/24/2013 3:48:58 PM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: ConservativeStatement

If the fix-a-flat gave them a curvier rear end, it sounds like service rendered for service paid: you get what you pay for.


5 posted on 10/24/2013 3:49:52 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
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6 posted on 10/24/2013 3:50:20 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Those prison inmates will do some real surgery on the fake doctor’s butt.


7 posted on 10/24/2013 3:51:19 PM PDT by Q-ManRN (Progressivism is regressive!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Ron "Fix-A-Flat" Morris .. (from better days)

And a current photo

8 posted on 10/24/2013 3:51:36 PM PDT by Bobalu (Bobo the Wonder Marxist leads Operation Rodeo Clown against Syria)
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Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures

On a positive note, if any of these women sit on a nail, the wound will immediately be sealed.

9 posted on 10/24/2013 3:52:38 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Bobalu

I see he does his own work.


10 posted on 10/24/2013 3:54:18 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: ConservativeStatement

That doctor really made an ass out of a lot of women.


11 posted on 10/24/2013 3:55:21 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (If Americans were as concerned for their country as Egyptians are, Obama would be ousted!)
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To: Repeat Offender

So, he’s the doctor who worked on Michelle Obama!


12 posted on 10/24/2013 3:57:01 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Yeah, but the trucking industry is complaining about shortages of fix-a-flat.


13 posted on 10/24/2013 3:58:58 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
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To: GreenHornet

Excellent point.

There was a time a half-century ago when that would have helped me, as well.


14 posted on 10/24/2013 4:03:26 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Valve stems and balancing not included. However, you can bring your ass in every 10,000 miles for a free buttock rotation.


15 posted on 10/24/2013 4:23:40 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures. Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman, will begin serving her sentence on January 7, 2014.

Is Morris going to a Men's or Women's prison?

If it's a Men's prison, he/she/it had better watch out for Butt injections target at himself/herself/itself!

16 posted on 10/24/2013 4:25:04 PM PDT by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Fake South Florida Butt Doctors. Good name for a musical group.


17 posted on 10/24/2013 4:32:25 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Shut up he explained.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Photo & Video Sharing by SmugMug
18 posted on 10/24/2013 4:48:08 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
Entries, so to speak, in medical books for colonoscopies are probably entertaining.
19 posted on 10/24/2013 4:51:42 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Please tell me that’s photoshopped!


20 posted on 10/24/2013 5:03:13 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The U.S. is dead to me.)
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To: Flick Lives

Nope, it’s an official mugshot.


21 posted on 10/24/2013 5:04:19 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I didn’t know Michelin ran health care clinics. She could be their ObamaCare spokes woman.


22 posted on 10/24/2013 5:11:48 PM PDT by trubolotta
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To: ConservativeStatement
Fix-a-flat??? Ah, I see the problem, he should have used Great Stuff™
23 posted on 10/24/2013 5:16:49 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Occupy the DC Mall - take back the monuments)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Thanks ConservativeStatement.
Ron Oneal Morris... was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures. Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman...
...also used to sell LOTS of Benefiber.


24 posted on 10/24/2013 5:58:21 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: faithhopecharity

Or a substitute for breast implants...


25 posted on 10/24/2013 6:05:03 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Damn!

Superglue is expensive!


26 posted on 10/24/2013 6:33:01 PM PDT by Eaker (Sweat dries, blood clots and bones heal so suck it up buttercup.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Kim Kardashian before and after?


27 posted on 10/24/2013 7:54:27 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I’m guessing there is a “wide load” sign affixed to her caboose, as a safety measure.


28 posted on 10/24/2013 7:59:55 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The U.S. is dead to me.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
This is a hilarious tread.

Leni

29 posted on 10/24/2013 8:07:52 PM PDT by MinuteGal (<p>)
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To: MinuteGal

I can’t imagine why. :-)


30 posted on 10/24/2013 8:35:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman, will begin serving her its sentence on January 7, 2014.
31 posted on 10/25/2013 6:52:11 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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