Skip to comments.NFL Live Thread Week 10
Posted on 11/07/2013 6:15:11 AM PST by Bender2
Week 10 Thu Nov 7
Washington Redskins @ Minnesota Vikings
Sun Nov 10
Buffalo Bills @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals @ Baltimore Ravens
Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans
Oakland Raiders @ New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles @ Green Bay Packers
Seattle Seahawks @ Atlanta Falcons
St. Louis Rams @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ San Francisco 49ers
Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers
Houston Texans @ Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints
Mon Nov 11
Miami Dolphins @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Bye: Cleveland, Kansas City, New England, N.Y. Jets
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This week's edition of Thursday Night Feetball forces me to pick the Deadskins to beat the Viqueens but my heart will be with the Norsebos
Sundays games have the Buffalo Chips falling all over the Stoolers
TCU North will will pluck the Black Byrds from Crabtown clean
Hey, if the Bankrupt Bozs can beat my Boys, they can whip Da Bears
Allegra Old Earlers will get the Jacksoville Bye this week
Seven , last week your Waiders let me down and this week, I got to go with Phram's Jersey Jints
Even lacking Aaron's healthy collarbone, big's Packerwackers will bend, Fole and staple the Iggles back int the loss coulmn
The Seahags came close to losing last week, this week they won't
The Saint Louee Yews find the wrong kind of Luck in Indy
The 69er soap up Cam's visit to the Shitty by the Bay
Mile High Manning's march to the sea at Diego takes no prisioners
I'm calling for Allegra's Texicans to win one for the Kipper!
The Battle for South Florida Monday Night finds the tune playing being "Well, Hello Dolly Phins!"
Okay, My Boys go into the Dome at Nawleens and I expect them to win... That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
My new hero, Big Chief Andy and my Old Dallas Texans take the weekend off but they have to spend it with the Brownstains, Jets and big's Pattycakes
So get your picks in!
Carolina By 3 over the 49’ers
The _______ over the Vicekings
The Seaparrots over the Dirty Birds
The Bungles over the Pigeons
The Kitties and Cubs will tie
The Packers over the Beagles
The Folds over the Lambs
The Midgets over the Traitors
The Stools over the Beefaloes
The Tightones over JHS
The Punters over the Fluffyniners
The Buzzards over the Texians
The Mules over the Bolts
The Halos over the Cowgirls
The Bullies over the Pirates
Move the paper... so I can see your lips move--
I'd hate to think... you came up with those picks on your own and are not reading off a cheat sheet!
The Jets will NOT lose...
Gadzooks! Are they playing... big's Pattycakes again?
Steelers will lose...again.
Sun Nov 10
Buffalo Bills continue the Steelers woes...
Cincinnati Bengals put an end to any postseason hopes for the Ravens, who are suffering a major post-Super-Bowl depression...
The inconsistent Detroit Lions over the inconsistent Chicago Bears
Jacksonville Jaguars @ .... are you kidding? The Jags are the worst team in the league, and despite sharing the WINLESS tag with the Bucs, it's not even close. Tennessee Titans win!
Oakland Raiders @ New York Giants. A toss up ! But the G-Men are at home and Eli is still Eli so... The Gints!
Philadelphia Eagles @ Green Bay Packers. Iggles surpise the Rodgers-less Pack-Men.
Seattle Seahawks @ Atlanta Falcons. Falcons have shown signs of life, and the Seahawks have shown a propensity to fall behind by double digits only to pull off the end-game miracle. This time on the road in Atlanta, it doesn't work. Falcons!
St. Louis Rams @ Indianapolis Colts. A no-brainer. Colts.
Carolina Panthers @ San Francisco 49ers. If it were in Carolina I'd take the Panthers. It ain't but.... Carolina is on a four game major hot streak. You ride till she bucks you or you don't ride at all. Panthers!
Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers. Rivers will have a good game, but Peyton will have a GREAT game. Broncos.
Houston Texans @ Arizona Cardinals. Who understands the Texans? They may sprint out to a 31 - 0 first half lead, but will still lose.
Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints. At home in the 'Dome, the Saints are unbeatable.
Mon Nov 11
Miami Dolphins will keep the Bucs winless, despite all the trouble in the Fish's locker room.
My guaranteed winner this week: TENNESSEE. (9 - 0 this season)
Ain't that what they said... back in 2009?*
In a match up like this, it a shame there has to be a winner.
A: Because the Cowboys suck.
The only bright spot in this sorry season is that the Steelers will be in a good position for the next draft. They need to be because their shopping list will be a long one.
Tonight’s pick, Redskins.
Vikings remain winless on US soil.
See all 'em trees bending.
Here in the Baltimordor area they just bend left
How can 100% call the Giants over the Raiders?
They’re both equally dogs this season - just to break the monotony, I’m calling upset here.
Oh great, another Thursday night to Ponder what to watch.. oregon St. - Stanford or reruns of alaska state troopers?
I already burnt all the kindling from the viking funeral ship.. they have a shot at 3 - 13. seriesly.
Week 10 Thu Nov 7
Sun Nov 10
New York Giants
San Diego Chargers
New Orleans Saints
Mon Nov 11
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate to say it my Raiders sucks
I don’t know about Giants they going probably beat my Raiders
I picking Cowpokes
Thanks, Seven, my Boys appreciate it, but... Come closer--
Just between us.. I think the Saints are going to kick our arse--
Just don't tell anybody... I said that!
Mummmmmmms the word here in Spain... Bendy!
Even if they rip my steel balls from my cold dead hand... I won't spill the beans, Bend!
Here in space, I'll hack the NAS satellite... and erase that you said that.
Hey, Bendy, Toto and I got your back... and we made sure the Wicked Witch of the East will not... rat on you!
Bender, what you said! IN... CONCEIVABLE!!!
Bend? I'm backing your Boys and may the Schwartz be with them... but I'm taking the Saints and giving 7!
Looks like I picked the wrong week... to get back on the Cowboys' Bandwagon--
Certainly, that is true, Steve... so very certainly true.
Stop calling me "Shirley," Duke and... I'm taking the Saints and giving 7, too--
Really, Bend! Must I turn over in my grave... again?
Obi-Wan, we need your help... help my Boys in the Dome this Sunday night?
Bender, I am a Jedi Knight... not a miracle worker!
Miracle worker? Did I hear someone say they needed... a miracle worker?
NFL Odds Week 10 - Week Ten NFL Football Odds
NFL Game Odds 11/7 - 11/11, 2013
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog Total Money Odds
11/7 8:25 ET Washington -2.5 At Minnesota 50 -$140 +$120
11/10 1:00 ET At Tennessee -12 Jacksonville 41 -$700 +$500
11/10 1:00 ET At Green Bay -1 Philadelphia 47 -$120 +$100
11/10 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -3 Buffalo 43.5 -$175 +$155
11/10 1:00 ET At NY Giants -7 Oakland 43.5 -$335 +$275
11/10 1:00 ET At Indianapolis -9.5 St. Louis 44 -$475 +$375
11/10 1:00 ET Seattle -6.5 At Atlanta 44.5 -$275 +$235
11/10 1:00 ET Cincinnati -1.5 At Baltimore 44 -$125 +$105
11/10 1:00 ET Detroit -1.5 At Chicago 52 -$125 +$105
11/10 4:05 ET At San Francisco -6 Carolina 43 -$270 +$230
11/10 4:25 ET At Arizona -3 Houston 41 -$135 +$115
11/10 4:25 ET Denver -7 At San Diego 58 -$320 +$260
11/10 8:30 ET At New Orleans -6.5 Dallas 54 -$300 +$250
Monday Night Football Odds
11/11 8:40 ET Miami -2.5 At Tampa Bay 41.5 -$135 +$115
Bye Week: Cleveland, Kansas City, New England, NY Jets
Gadzooks! I forgot who asked me... to post the odds--
Tom Laundry - aka 'Dirty' Laundry
I don’t know about the Saints Bender
I think Cowpokes would pull that in in LOL!
Yeah, big... let me use you Enigma coding machine if Adolf doesn't mind--
No problem Eva is dragging me to her mother's for the weekend and... the old biddy doesn't even have a TV set!
Saints lost to the Jets last week, while the Jets may not be pushovers, I’m surprised Drew Brees would have so much trouble with them. But the Saints rarely lose in the Superdome.
2nd week in a row we have a fairly good game on Thurs. Night.
Damn!!! There should have been a flag on that 2nd down play. Viqueens win in America.
Griffin’s throws were not perfect but his receivers need to do a better job.
“You folks that cannot read, I’ve made it easy for ya—”
Well, El Gaucho, I try... to make it easy on ya--
And in that spirit... of last night:
I put that in Braille, so just run your fingers over the monitor to read "The Redskins Lost!"
Shame in my heart, Hoodat. That you would use a cartoon... instead of the real thing!
Yeah, Iron Eyes, but since both your parents were Sicilian... it leaves your rant kind'a hollow--
Right on, Bend! What is with these people? Don't they know only a real Native American... should play an Native American in movies, TV or print!
You go, girl! We... got your back!
Well, Bead, since you've exposed your balls... here--
It is too late to tell ya... this is not a porn thread!
CBS analysts were fairly split on the game last night:
ESPN’s analysts unanimously picked the Redskins but Mortensen did change his pick before kickoff and went with the Vikings.
Just glanced at all the picks so far on this thread... and you were the only one who took the Viqueens to win--
Mighty gutsy call... for a hard core Soccer fan.
Whose football team in now 8 and Zero after their Thursday Night game where they beat the snot out of Oklahoma!
They are ranked #5 by the AP and #6 in the BCS standings.
AND, low and behold, their researchers in environmental science can read a whale's life story by looking at their earwax!
So, until Chicago get back into a winning way in the NFL, when I speak of Da Bears... it will be about Baylor--
And, yes, to all you Aggies out there, Johnny Football did call... and said for me to tell Da Bears to be thankful they don't play in the SEC!
And Mississippi State will get no mercy from Johhny's Corps... Saturday afternoon.
That' all fine and good, Bendy... but how is Old Slippery Rock doing?
The Lions are 8 and 1, Eddie... and should hand Seton Hill their arses tomorrow at 12:30--
We differ on Det/CHI, CIN/Bal, HOU/Az and Mia/TAM