NFL Live Thread Week 10

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[Bender2]

Week 10 Thu Nov 7
Washington Redskins @ Minnesota Vikings

Sun Nov 10
Buffalo Bills @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals @ Baltimore Ravens
Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans
Oakland Raiders @ New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles @ Green Bay Packers
Seattle Seahawks @ Atlanta Falcons
St. Louis Rams @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ San Francisco 49ers
Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers
Houston Texans @ Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints

Mon Nov 11
Miami Dolphins @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Bye: Cleveland, Kansas City, New England, N.Y. Jets

[Bender2]

Well, campers, I am 81 and 51 so far this season... but these following picks should get me well past the 90 mark--

This week's edition of Thursday Night Feetball forces me to pick the Deadskins to beat the Viqueens but my heart will be with the Norsebos

Sundays games have the Buffalo Chips falling all over the Stoolers

TCU North will will pluck the Black Byrds from Crabtown clean

Hey, if the Bankrupt Bozs can beat my Boys, they can whip Da Bears

Allegra Old Earlers will get the Jacksoville Bye this week

Seven , last week your Waiders let me down and this week, I got to go with Phram's Jersey Jints

Even lacking Aaron's healthy collarbone, big's Packerwackers will bend, Fole and staple the Iggles back int the loss coulmn

The Seahags came close to losing last week, this week they won't

The Saint Louee Yews find the wrong kind of Luck in Indy

The 69er soap up Cam's visit to the Shitty by the Bay

Mile High Manning's march to the sea at Diego takes no prisioners

I'm calling for Allegra's Texicans to win one for the Kipper!

The Battle for South Florida Monday Night finds the tune playing being "Well, Hello Dolly Phins!"

Okay, My Boys go into the Dome at Nawleens and I expect them to win... That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

My new hero, Big Chief Andy and my Old Dallas Texans take the weekend off but they have to spend it with the Brownstains, Jets and big's Pattycakes

[Bender2]

You folks that cannot read, I've made it easy for ya--

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So get your picks in!

*From http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

[Robe]

Carolina By 3 over the 49’ers

[big'ol_freeper]

Here's how they stack up this week...

The _______ over the Vicekings
The Seaparrots over the Dirty Birds
The Bungles over the Pigeons
The Kitties and Cubs will tie
The Packers over the Beagles
The Folds over the Lambs
The Midgets over the Traitors
The Stools over the Beefaloes
The Tightones over JHS
The Punters over the Fluffyniners
The Buzzards over the Texians
The Mules over the Bolts
The Halos over the Cowgirls
Und
The Bullies over the Pirates

[Bender2]

Re: Here's how they stack up... this week

Move the paper... so I can see your lips move--

I'd hate to think... you came up with those picks on your own and are not reading off a cheat sheet!

[ken5050]

The Jets will NOT lose...

[Bender2]

Re: The Jets will NOT lose...

Gadzooks! Are they playing... big's Pattycakes again?

[fatnotlazy]

Steelers/Bills. The battle of the losers.

Steelers will lose...again.

[Rummyfan]

Week 10 Thu Nov 7
Washington Redskins over the Minnesota Vikings... Minnesota has no 'O'!

Sun Nov 10

Buffalo Bills continue the Steelers woes...

Cincinnati Bengals put an end to any postseason hopes for the Ravens, who are suffering a major post-Super-Bowl depression...

The inconsistent Detroit Lions over the inconsistent Chicago Bears

Jacksonville Jaguars @ .... are you kidding? The Jags are the worst team in the league, and despite sharing the WINLESS tag with the Bucs, it's not even close. Tennessee Titans win!

Oakland Raiders @ New York Giants. A toss up ! But the G-Men are at home and Eli is still Eli so... The Gints!

Philadelphia Eagles @ Green Bay Packers. Iggles surpise the Rodgers-less Pack-Men.

Seattle Seahawks @ Atlanta Falcons. Falcons have shown signs of life, and the Seahawks have shown a propensity to fall behind by double digits only to pull off the end-game miracle. This time on the road in Atlanta, it doesn't work. Falcons!

St. Louis Rams @ Indianapolis Colts. A no-brainer. Colts.

Carolina Panthers @ San Francisco 49ers. If it were in Carolina I'd take the Panthers. It ain't but.... Carolina is on a four game major hot streak. You ride till she bucks you or you don't ride at all. Panthers!

Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers. Rivers will have a good game, but Peyton will have a GREAT game. Broncos.

Houston Texans @ Arizona Cardinals. Who understands the Texans? They may sprint out to a 31 - 0 first half lead, but will still lose.

Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints. At home in the 'Dome, the Saints are unbeatable.

Mon Nov 11
Miami Dolphins will keep the Bucs winless, despite all the trouble in the Fish's locker room.

[Rummyfan]

My guaranteed winner this week: TENNESSEE. (9 - 0 this season)

[Bender2]

Re: Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints. At home in the 'Dome, the Saints are unbeatable.

Ain't that what they said... back in 2009?*

* Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints December 19, 2009

[Yorlik803]

In a match up like this, it a shame there has to be a winner.

[Hoodat]

Q: Why do all trees in Texas lean towards the center of the state?

A: Because the Cowboys suck.

[ReaganÜberAlles]

bump

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, Hoodat-- Looks like we have to agree... to disagree again!

[fatnotlazy]

You're right.

The only bright spot in this sorry season is that the Steelers will be in a good position for the next draft. They need to be because their shopping list will be a long one.

[Impy]

Tonight’s pick, Redskins.

Vikings remain winless on US soil.

[big'ol_freeper]

Bend, Hoodat does have a point. In my recent fly over Texas I did notice that all them trees bend toward the center of Texas. I think I have a couple of pictures...

See all 'em trees bending.

Here in the Baltimordor area they just bend left

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, big! I give your Packerwackers the weekend off from getting crapped on the Jets... and this is the thanks I get?

[canuck_conservative]

How can 100% call the Giants over the Raiders?

They’re both equally dogs this season - just to break the monotony, I’m calling upset here.

Go Raiders!