Skip to comments.The War on Fun: Missouri State want to ban nerf guns
Posted on 11/07/2013 6:46:04 PM PST by markomalley
Toy nerf guns the weapon of choice for students participating in Missouri State Universitys semi-annual Humans vs. Zombies live-action game may be the latest casualty of irrational anti-gun hysteria at American universities.
Humans vs. Zombies, a once-per-semester tradition at the Springfield campus, involves students using toy nerf guns to shoot foam bullets at each other. Almost 500 students played the most recent iteration of the game last month.
I get really excited for it, said Chad Holmes, a faculty advisor for Live Action Society, the group that hosts the game, in a statement to Ozarks First. Its my favorite game we play.
Unfortunately, it involves guns. Toy guns that are incapable of harming anyone, and are enjoyed by small children around the country, but guns nonetheless.
Don Clark, director of public safety at MSU, told a public radio station that the nerf guns are a serious disruption, because other students seem them and report them.
We cannot tell people that if you see someone with a gun, it might be a Nerf gun, so just disregard it, said Clark.
But since the event is announced to campus officials ahead of time, organizers said public safety personnel could do just that.
They know if they get people running around with Nerf guns calls about that, it is us, said Holmes.
The nerf guns used in the event are even inspected ahead of time to make sure that none resemble real guns.
Still, the university is weighing a nerf ban.
The student government recently polled students about whether they would support a ban. In fact, most would not.
It is overwhelming that students dont feel they pose a safety risk and that even considering banning them is an infringement on students ability to enjoy the college experience and express themselves, said Brittany Donnellen, vice president of the student government, in a statement.
The university did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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Next...dart guns, toy guns and holsters, GI Joe Action figures, football, athletics to be replaced with Grooming Etiquette for Gays workbooks and mandatory attendance at Boy Scouts of NAMBLA meetings.../s
Agreed. If a person sees a Nerf gun and thinks it is anything other than completely harmless, he does NOT belong in college! (Unless they are admitting students with room temperature IQ’s;)
How about rubber bands and paper clips, or maybe wet sponges, or throwing cotton balls. This country is DOOMED.
The pussification of America continues.
Are you still killing your unborn?
Wanna bet the university 'medical' folks can assist you in killing your fetus?
NERF© guns my butt!