Once I had children, I realized it wasn’t so much the other kids I had to look out for, so much as their idiotic and self-absorbed parents.
My mother, my two-year-old daughter, and I went shopping at our local outlet mall yesterday. I noticed that the larger the yuppy want-to-be mother, the more “blinged out” the young daughter. It was actually a bit frightening to see such young girls in sequined skinny jeans and Uggs. I’m talking about girls my daughter’s age. These kids were wearing more expensive clothes than me.