If one of your former girlfriends within the last 25 years once voiced a desire to see her third cousin’s boyfriend’s fourth cousin get on-board Obamacare, that’s close enough. You have tried to enroll.
If you ever had a dream related to healthcare, even if it was a Freddy Kruger nightmare, you’ve tried to enroll.
If you once had a hangnail, and wished only for a moment you could get free help with it, you’ve tried to enroll.
If you’ve ever been on the internet and searched for something with the words “Affordable”, “Health”, “Care”, or “Obama” in it, you’ve tried to enroll.
If you’ve ever used search engine and wound up on a government site, you’ve tried to enroll.
If you’ve ever used a search engine and landed on a site with one of the letters “A”, “H”, or “C” in it anywhere, you’ve tried to enroll.
And if you’ve gotten a haircut in the last 30 months, you’ve already received services.
Read the fine print. I guarantee it’s in there. /s
If you’ve crossed the border in between entry stations we will count you.