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World's oldest creature is revealed to be 507-year-old shellfish called Ming ...
Daily Mail ^ | 11-13-13 | Ellie Zolfagharifard

Posted on 11/13/2013 7:24:25 AM PST by smokingfrog

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“Frankly, Scallop...I don’t give a clam!!!”


41 posted on 11/13/2013 7:54:39 AM PST by Boonie
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To: smokingfrog

Where’s the birth certificate?


42 posted on 11/13/2013 7:57:41 AM PST by privatedrive
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To: smokingfrog

I left my heart heart......In Sam Clam’s Disco.


43 posted on 11/13/2013 8:01:52 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: pax_et_bonum

HowDEEE!!!


44 posted on 11/13/2013 8:07:20 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: smokingfrog
Ming saw off Queen Elizabeth I, the English Civil War, the entire Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution and two World Wars.

Clams have eyes?

45 posted on 11/13/2013 8:08:32 AM PST by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: smokingfrog

Climatologists are cold-blooded killers! Warm-blooded creatures are next!


46 posted on 11/13/2013 8:10:17 AM PST by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: smokingfrog

Nature does not trust a clamatoligist.. Neither should we.


47 posted on 11/13/2013 8:13:38 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: null and void

Her greetming!


48 posted on 11/13/2013 8:16:50 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americadd)
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To: smokingfrog

scientists KILLED it by opening it up to check its age

Now was that really necessary? I’d support that if they were trying to figure out Pelosi or Hillary’s real age, but not some poor shellfish.


49 posted on 11/13/2013 8:18:32 AM PST by Farnsworth (Now playing in America: "Stupid is the new normal")
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To: smokingfrog

How big is the damn thing?

I’d compare to the typeface, but don’t know if that is 12 or 36 font.....


50 posted on 11/13/2013 8:23:50 AM PST by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: OB1kNOb

We spent 4 days in Seattle last month. Ate at Ivars every day for lunch. Yum.


51 posted on 11/13/2013 8:29:01 AM PST by Dexter Morgan (Everyone hides who they are.)
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To: smokingfrog
Not knowing the long life of the mollusc, researchers at Bangor University opened its shell for analysis, killing Ming in the process.

It's not dead. It's sleeping.

52 posted on 11/13/2013 8:39:11 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Obama is a proven liar, an admitted liar, an unrepentent liar.)
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To: G Larry

It doesn’t appear to be very large.

3.4 inches according to this
http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/article74394.ece


53 posted on 11/13/2013 8:42:17 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Farnsworth

I’d call it “merciless”...


54 posted on 11/13/2013 8:43:03 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: VRW Conspirator

Are you kidding? This is an EX clam!


55 posted on 11/13/2013 8:43:31 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: MrB

it’s like cutting down a huge redwood just to see how old it is. just dumb


56 posted on 11/13/2013 8:45:17 AM PST by Farnsworth (Now playing in America: "Stupid is the new normal")
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To: Farnsworth

The universities turn out thousands of educated idiots every year. Some get jobs in government or business where they can do real harm. But they all had to do research papers.


57 posted on 11/13/2013 9:10:06 AM PST by hoosierham (Freedom isn't free)
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To: smokingfrog

While it is true that “creature” especially means animals, the term actually includes all living things (including angels). I believe the Joshua Tree is the oldest living creature.

The term means those souls (including angelic, vegetative, animal and rational (human) souls) created by God.


58 posted on 11/13/2013 9:35:50 AM PST by dangus
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To: reed13

claming for future refrence


59 posted on 11/13/2013 9:51:04 AM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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To: smokingfrog
'Ming' has been confirmed as the world’s oldest animal at 507 years old.

I'll believe that when I see a birth certificate....

60 posted on 11/13/2013 9:52:44 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (I don't call "911", in my house, I AM '911"....)
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