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15 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is the Greatest President In American History!
Townhall.com ^ | November 23, 2013 | John Hawkins

Posted on 11/23/2013 5:09:44 AM PST by Kaslin

1) He's sending weapons to Libya to help repair America’s strained relationship with Al-Qaeda.

2) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs.

3) He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Hello!!

4) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

5) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family.

6) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then.

7) He's kept goofy Uncle Joe Biden from becoming President for five long years.

8) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama.

9) Without Barack Obama, none of us would have ever heard the name Sandra Fluke and what a tragedy that would be!

10) He has already broken Bill Clinton's record for the most lies told in one presidency with almost three years left to go in office.

11) When the SEALS asked for permission to kill Bin Laden, he didn't insist that they merely give Osama a good talking to instead.

12) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls.

13) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream.

14) Because of Obama's economic policies, more Americans than ever have gotten to experience the sweet, sweet joy of funemployment!

15) Obama's policies are so bad that even real racists have stopped hating him for being black and hate him for his failed policies.


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1 posted on 11/23/2013 5:09:44 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Great compilation!


2 posted on 11/23/2013 5:14:20 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I’m quite sure more will be added over the weekend...


3 posted on 11/23/2013 5:16:02 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Kaslin

He is the greatest since George Washington.

They both founded a new nation.

George, USA, and Ø the USSA.


4 posted on 11/23/2013 5:20:31 AM PST by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: Kaslin

#15 gave me the biggest laugh. So true!


5 posted on 11/23/2013 5:21:13 AM PST by Rutabega (If you don't want me in your personal affairs, don't stick your hand out for my help.)
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To: Kaslin
4) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

I beg to differ. I believe that singular milestone in achievement more properly belongs to the MS "Bob" offering of wince-producing fame.

Although the annoying animated dog and "Clippy" so-called "help" *cough* features *cough* in Windoze came close, but at least you could turn them permanently off with a mouseclick or two.

6 posted on 11/23/2013 5:21:46 AM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
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To: Kaslin

4) Thanks to healthcare.gov, “New Coke” no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

This is not a joke, it’s a true fact.

Way to go O.


7 posted on 11/23/2013 5:25:26 AM PST by jocon307
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To: All
4) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

Not to forget the rollout of the Edsel.

LOL----can you just see Boobama driving an Edsel----touting "this great car?"

8 posted on 11/23/2013 5:31:39 AM PST by Liz
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To: C210N
You mean that arrogant pos founded this?

I better cancel my and my husband's membership /s>

9 posted on 11/23/2013 5:44:29 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Elsie

Added hourly. But it is a good list.


10 posted on 11/23/2013 5:45:01 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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To: Kaslin




OK KIDS LET'S PLAY DOCTOR!


11 posted on 11/23/2013 5:57:58 AM PST by devolve (- "He's (Obama) just 'too talented' to do what 'ordinary people' do." - Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett)
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To: Kaslin

16) History starts in 2009.


12 posted on 11/23/2013 6:02:59 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Kaslin

I’ve gotta disagree with #7. Biden would be better than Obama, because stupid is always better than evil.


13 posted on 11/23/2013 6:04:04 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Democrats believe in a two-party system—the masters and the slaves.)
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To: Liz

I can envision clearly 0 driving a Volt... Funded by you and me.


14 posted on 11/23/2013 6:17:41 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: BuffaloJack

I’m with you.
No one would take Biden seriously.

my alltime favorite.
“Stand up Chuck”
“Aw gee, let’s stand up for Chuck”


15 posted on 11/23/2013 6:20:21 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: Kaslin

Great List - 15 is a classic


16 posted on 11/23/2013 6:22:20 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: ViLaLuz

Yeah——LOL.


17 posted on 11/23/2013 6:27:08 AM PST by Liz
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To: Kaslin

Obamacare is the ultimate knock-out punch to the USA. Obama knows this. It doesn’t matter to him if Obamcare works or not: The punch has already been thrown. Democrats stand around and laugh at our wounded nation.


18 posted on 11/23/2013 6:28:18 AM PST by abclily
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To: ViLaLuz
I can envision clearly 0 driving a Volt... Funded by you and me.

Never. Back when King Fubo was just a lowly state senator in Ill-inois, he drove a Chrysler 300. When he figured it was to his political advantage, he got a hybrid. Once he's out of office (if he is EVER out of office) he will revert to his true form, and being far richer, he will buy something outrageously expensive, fast, and energy inefficient. A car fit for a king.

19 posted on 11/23/2013 6:31:17 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Kaslin

USSA...not USAA.


20 posted on 11/23/2013 6:32:45 AM PST by abclily
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To: Fresh Wind

Yes of course he will have an exquisite personal vehicle, far above anything the peons drive.

I was referring to his shameless political promotion of the Edsel-like Volt.


21 posted on 11/23/2013 6:40:20 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Kaslin
Barack Obama's Top Ten List Of "Firsts"

  1. America's fist muslim President

  2. America's first mulatto President

  3. America's first communist President

  4. America's first illegal alien President

  5. America's first homosexual President

  6. America's first foreign born President

  7. America's first Affirmative Action President

  8. America's first President dedicated to destroying the nation

  9. America' first President since FDR to provide military arms to our sworn enemies

  10. America's first president to admit he smoked dope and snorted cocaine - and lots of it

22 posted on 11/23/2013 6:59:11 AM PST by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you don't need to be mystified about a motive.)
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To: Kaslin

Well that just went out to the world on the interwebs.

thanks.


23 posted on 11/23/2013 7:03:47 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: ViLaLuz
Yes of course he will have an exquisite personal vehicle, far above anything the peons drive.

The Obama-Mobile


24 posted on 11/23/2013 7:08:34 AM PST by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you don't need to be mystified about a motive.)
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To: sauropod

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25 posted on 11/23/2013 7:11:28 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Elsie

*: He single handedly put more Americans into slavery than the South ever did.


26 posted on 11/23/2013 7:49:06 AM PST by depressed in 06 (America conceived in liberty, dies in slavery.)
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To: Iron Munro

Ha! The presidential royal pimpmobile.


27 posted on 11/23/2013 8:24:57 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: abclily

oops, my mistake.


28 posted on 11/23/2013 10:29:55 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

It’s funny because it is true.


29 posted on 11/23/2013 11:02:13 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Thanks Kaslin.


30 posted on 11/23/2013 11:07:13 AM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: mylife

It’s very true


31 posted on 11/23/2013 11:09:35 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: SunkenCiv

You’re welcome


32 posted on 11/23/2013 11:11:18 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

Too Funny!


33 posted on 11/23/2013 11:14:31 AM PST by esoxmagnum (Turtles don't win fights, they just turtle up. Victory belongs to the aggressor, not the turtle.)
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To: Kaslin
Good list, except for this one, which sounds like you're actually commending him:

11) When the SEALS asked for permission to kill Bin Laden, he didn't insist that they merely give Osama a good talking to instead.

Trouble is, Osama Bin Dead for over ten years. The whole thing was a smokescreen to distract from Obama's birth certificate scam.

34 posted on 11/23/2013 11:29:57 AM PST by giotto
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To: Kaslin

#8 is certainly true. And I did my part

;)


35 posted on 11/23/2013 1:34:44 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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