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Massachusetts mall Santa Claus charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing his elf
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Posted on 11/26/2013 4:13:20 AM PST by Perdogg
man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.
Herbert Jones was released on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty Monday to indecent assault and battery. A judge ordered him to stay away from the Hanover Mall and barred him from playing Santa anywhere pending the outcome of his case.
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To: Perdogg
Everyone is allowed one free grope.
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posted on
11/26/2013 7:36:58 AM PST
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; Bender2; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj
But... the real question is...
Was she a hottie Elfette???
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posted on
11/26/2013 8:47:03 AM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; NFHale; fieldmarshaldj
Can’t blame him, I hear Mrs. Claus is frigid.
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posted on
11/26/2013 5:33:57 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: NFHale; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Well, she should have kept her hands off his elf instead of playing with it. Santa’s Little Helpers ping.
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posted on
11/26/2013 5:56:25 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
To: Perdogg
good to know santa isnt a fag isnt a muzzie and still has working balls
To: Perdogg; Daffynition; Tax-chick
A judge ordered him to stay away from the Hanover Mall and barred him from playing Santa anywhere pending the outcome of his case. Beware of "Jingle Bells" the Clown.
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:07:15 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Perdogg; GOPsterinMA
He sees her when she’s sleeping, he knows when she’s awake...
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:07:49 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
To: Impy; Perdogg; NFHale; fieldmarshaldj
Offensive; you’re entering Mauro territory...
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posted on
11/26/2013 7:23:11 PM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: SunkenCiv; Perdogg; Impy
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posted on
11/26/2013 7:27:07 PM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: SunkenCiv
This was bound to happen when Mrs. Claus doesn’t go with him to the mall.
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posted on
11/26/2013 7:47:08 PM PST
by
Berosus
(I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
To: GOPsterinMA
I speak the truth, why do you think Santa comes only once a year?
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posted on
11/26/2013 8:07:21 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: Impy
Dear Lord...:)
What’s next “HFA” permeations for the 2031 AL playoffs?
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posted on
11/26/2013 8:14:02 PM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: GOPsterinMA
That one I stole from Google.
“2031 AL playoffs”
Hmm, Houston may be in contention by then, and in the NL, Theo should be done with his rebuild.
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posted on
11/26/2013 8:24:44 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: Impy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA
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posted on
11/26/2013 8:29:18 PM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: Impy; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
“...I hear Mrs. Claus is frigid...”
She does, however, like his North Pole...
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posted on
11/27/2013 4:46:10 AM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: SunkenCiv
Word on the street is, the Elf wanted to be a Dentist... but he “Bumbled” it...
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posted on
11/27/2013 4:47:39 AM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: NFHale; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
Or was it his South Pole?
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posted on
11/27/2013 6:55:15 AM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: GOPsterinMA; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
Depends on which way it’s pointing...
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posted on
11/27/2013 7:42:25 AM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: NFHale; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
11/27/2013 7:44:08 AM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
To: NFHale
The article doesn’t say so, but this incident took place on the Aisle of Misfit Toys.
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posted on
11/27/2013 7:14:12 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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