Skip to comments.NFL LIVE THREAD week 13
Posted on 11/27/2013 3:48:27 PM PST by Bender2
Thu Nov 28
12:30 pm Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
4:30 pm Oakland Raiders @ Dallas Cowboys
8:30 pm Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens
Sun Dec 1
1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals @ Philadelphia Eagles
1:00 pm Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
1:00 pm Denver Broncos @ Kansas City Chiefs
1:00 pm Jacksonville Jaguars @ Cleveland Browns
1:00 pm Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets
1:00 pm Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers
1:00 pm Tennessee Titans @ Indianapolis Colts
4:05 pm Atlanta Falcons @ Buffalo Bills
4:05 pm St. Louis Rams @ San Francisco 49ers
4:25 pm Cincinnati Bengals @ San Diego Chargers
4:25 pm New England Patriots @ Houston Texans
8:30 pm New York Giants @ Washington Redskins
Mon Dec 2 8:40 pm
New Orleans Saints @ Seattle Seahawks
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Okay, big, your Packer Wackers are up first against the Brankrupt Bozs comming off a 2 game losing streak. If Aaron Boy plays, you will have a winner. If not, a tie would be your best hope
Seven, your Waiders do Dallas... and will not even get a mint on the pillow
Oh, I hate to pick the Stoolers over the Old Brownstains, but I do--
Sunday, the last of the Turkey leftovers should be gone as the Arid Zona Reds pick the bones of the Iggles
Since Da Bears lost last week to those Stillwater Okies, De Bears struggle past the Viqueens to keep on Detroit's heels
Revenge is best served cold and my Old Dallas Texans, coached by my semi-new hero, Big Chief Andy... knock Mile High Manning's Mules on a 2 game losing streak
The New Brownstains slip past the Jags
Jino's Jersey Jets bully the Doll Phins
Camshaft keeps on rolling with their 8th win in a row over the Buckin' Ears
Allegra's Old Earlers run out of luck at Indy
The Falcons leave the country and still manage to step in Buffalo chips
Yes, the 69ers have the stump-broke Rams visiting and hijinks ensue with smiles in the shower
TCU North gets the Bolts back in the loss column
Well, Allegra, I have to go againts your Texicans, so don't hurt me!
Sunday Night Feetball is really the True Turkey Bowl as Pharm's Jersey Jints slow RG3 down to way less than 1/3rd RPMs
Monday Night Feetball has the Saints beating the Seahags... simply 'cause I want them to!
Here are my picks... for you non-readers
Sun Dec 1 1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals @ Philadelphia Eagles
Boycott this joke. Warning warning overload, too much eagle s**t in the hand of convicted dog killer michael vick.
$12.5 million a year and on the bench. Forgiven by some, not by all!
The Packer boys will crush the Kittens ...even without Rodgers
The Cowpokes will spank the Eyepatches
The Pigeons will cruise by the Stools
The Brownstains will poop on JHS
The Folds will slide by the Weaklings
The Barelies will pinch the Vicekings
The Guppies will swim by the Cessnas
The Bagels are a lox over the Desert Sparrows
The Punters will pounce all over the Pirates
Alas the Texians will be crushed by the Brady Bunch
The Beefaloes will pluck the Dirty Birds
The Fluffy Niners will slide by the Lambs
The Mules will stampede the Thiefs
The Bolts will pummel the Bungles
The Deadskins will surprise the Midgets
The Halos will shoot down the Seaslugs
Bank on it!
Lambs take Kaepernick’s lunch money - Weehawks over Aints by 9 - Pack stuns Dee-troyt - Cards continue the role of most surprising over Phila by 6
Bend, don't you hate it when they focus on your wiener?
week 13 is on ...
Hey say it i think your precious Cowpokes would go gangstra on my Raiders
You know what here in SO CAL they talk about LA Dodgers tickets how they much go for
MAN baseball season is almost here???? LOL!
Thank you for the message.
Guaranteed Winner: Cardinals, Guaranteed Loser: Raiders.
BROWNS, switching my original pick in the week 12 thread.
Reminds me of the ending of one... of my favorite films on Hollywood, S.O.B. that nailed the Looney Left Coast's true nature--
Ben Coogan: What are we going to do with him? It?
Tim Culley: I've been thinking: a burial at sea.
Ben Coogan: Beautiful. A burial at sea.
Ben Coogan: I don't like to be a party pooper, but I get seasick.
Dr. Irving Finegarten: A-ha! The last of your excremental bodily functions! Worthy of the Guinness Book of Records.
One of the finest movies ever great ending i cried
Ain’t no way the Aints are beating my Seahawks
My Thanksgiving picks
Okay, Liberty... you got me completely, totally stumped! What does a photo of a nice looking chick on a 1967 Saab and Ray Charles Youtube 1959 song "What'd I say" have to do with my post on the 1981 film S.O.B.'s Viking Funeral scene in response to NormsRevenge's '2013 Vikings seasonal funeral sailing, now an annual event on the Minniesoda calendar?'
OR are we both still drunk... and therefore making complete, total sense in a snockered out of our gourd way???
Well, Mr. Bender, for a small fee... I can explain it all to you and provide a sure fire hangover cure my sainted old Grandmother used every time my old Grandfather came home from a Hooterville AA meeting.
Mr. Haney, does that hangover cure... come in double doses?
Does it cure heartburn... 'caue I got a real barn burner dose of it!
What gets my goat is that this inane crap... is on every channel of this thread!
How's about y'al's... perfect 'Football' Thanksgiving?
My perfect Thanksgiving Football Day
...Being able to watch turkey day football uninterrupted by
my mother-in-law's arrival and constant chatter...
November 28th, 1974 - Dallas 24 Washington 23.
Happy Thanksgiving Bendy! May all your football wishes come true!
Bender's in the can, big, so I'll... tell ya what to do!
Your FR Tagline says "Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" so it is evident... you are a bad powerless pile of steaming crap 'cause you let your evil mommy-in-law run her big mouth!
So, man up and kick her hind end... over and over again until she shuts up!
Hey, what... are you looking at?
At you, Duckman... and I'll turn you every way but loose if you don't shut up and mind your manners this Thanksgiving Day--
Bender2, thanks for being so creative and entertaining with your posts.
You make it look easy, but you have a very creative mind to be able to whip these up and be on target, too.
For those that don't know... are too damn young to recall the Mad Bomber... Sucker Puncher*:
On November 28, 1974, the Redskins were 8-3 and ready to secure a playoff berth with a win against the Cowboys (6-5) in a nationally televised game in Dallas. With less than ten minutes to go in the third quarter, Washington was leading 16-3, when Redskins linebacker Dave Robinson knocked Roger Staubach out of the game. Rookie Clint Longley led the Cowboys to a last-minute come-from-behind victory, throwing a 50-yard touchdown pass to Drew Pearson with 28 seconds left. The final score was Cowboys 24, Redskins 23.
The Redskins were stunned. "I don't have very much to say," coach George Allen said when it was over. "It was probably the toughest loss we ever had."
Bless you, child... Flex would be touched--
Gadzooks, that... makes my day!
But really, it is not that hard... to be really creative and brilliant--
But those updates... can be a pain in the shiny ass!
Okay, dinner time and I got my extra large diaper on... so I won't have to leave the table for the next six hours--
BTW does this old cap... make me look fat?
Bender Godfather 1 and 2 going be on AMC
Least AMC don’t show that horrible film Godfather 3 here
Only good thing about that movie is Alicia Coppola get whack at the end
What, big, I ask? Just what... do you think you are smelling?
Your continuous breaking wind, Duckman... That's what big's smelling--
That's enough... out of you, Cornfed!
Hey Norms I saw trailor of History Channel series the Viking season 2
Love season 1
We going be introduce to Eric the Red
That going be awsome LOL!
Troy and Buck look like ghosts, I imagine their make-up lady had the Holiday off.
Maybe they are also extra’s in a new TWILIGHT film?
Another Thanksgiving tradition...
Ahhh yes, the Clint Longley game.
That's Sofia! My name is Sofia and I am the first American woman... to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Director for my brilliant Lost in Translation!
You didn't win! And... Lost in Translation was aptly named as it was a piece of unintelligible crap--
That even managed to make Scarlett Johansson's rear end... look unappealing!
Yeah Sofia did... do that, so git... a rope!
What? You think I am going to be scared... of a gun that had only gold and maroon paint in the magazine?
Well, when big shoots you with that gun of his up there... you will end up painted like a Washington Redskins fan.
Gulpppppppppppppppp! Okay, I'll watch the game quietly--
Gadzooks, 10-3 Pack, big! That was a cheap TD.. wasn't it?
She was good director for another movie she did Marie Anoitttee she is bad actress LOL!
That only redeem quality about Godfather 3 she get whack at the end
And that pick just now by Williams... that was kind'a cheap, too--
My saying the Lions would win without Arron Boy playing... is not looking too good now, is it?
I have a nephew named Eric, red hair, you don’t want to meet him. Trust me. ;-]
Them Norvegians can really mess up a feast table.
Gadzooks, Tom! Take off that silly cheddar fez... and get you game face on... we may need you today!
Hey, Tom? Get you ass over here! We... need you today more than the Cowboys. They're playing Seven's useless Raiders for christ sake!!!!
So confident am I in a victory by the good guys— should the Cowboys lose to the Raiders I shall sleep only in my skivvies inside a tent in the backyard tonight.
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