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Man arrested with stolen cash register on LIRR train
myfoxny.com ^ | Dec 04, 2013 | LUKE FUNK

Posted on 12/04/2013 10:24:05 PM PST by MeshugeMikey

Police say a New Jersey man has been arrested after he was found carrying a stolen cash register aboard a Long Island Rail Road train. Metropolitan Transit Authority Police responded to a call of a man acting suspiciously on a Penn Station-bound LIRR train on Tuesday morning.

The MTA officers approached Cory Ford, 34, of Newark near the Jamaica station and discovered that he was concealing a cash register.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: sonsofobama
where are these people bred
1 posted on 12/04/2013 10:24:06 PM PST by MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey

Ask Cory, he got dey bred.


2 posted on 12/04/2013 10:26:07 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Oh it’s okay officer. I much prefer to carry my cash around in this, rather than a wallet...


3 posted on 12/04/2013 10:28:05 PM PST by DoughtyOne (May his name be striken from every tablet stone building and never be said again short of treason!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Corey’s Norwegian?


4 posted on 12/04/2013 10:30:23 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

Norwegian Amish!! Half Norwegian...half Amish.

Born In Pennsylvania


5 posted on 12/04/2013 10:34:04 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: DoughtyOne

ya cant take too much caution these days. Id carry the safe...but


6 posted on 12/04/2013 10:34:54 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: MeshugeMikey; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
The MTA officers approached Cory Ford, 34, of Newark near the Jamaica station and discovered that he was concealing a cash register.

Where? In his hair? Maybe he's got a cash fro problem.

7 posted on 12/04/2013 10:36:25 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

He must have been hankerin’ for some BBQ lutefisk but had no kroner.


8 posted on 12/04/2013 10:37:28 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Concealing a cash register sounds like an impossible task.


9 posted on 12/04/2013 10:37:51 PM PST by Republican1795.
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To: tumblindice

this guy MUST be a son of obama..

no frontal lobes whatsoever


10 posted on 12/04/2013 10:38:26 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: Republican1795.

that statement concealing a cash register....seems strangely similar to the headline about the Homicide Victim who was just booked into jail.


11 posted on 12/04/2013 10:39:53 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: DoughtyOne
Oh it’s okay officer. I much prefer to carry my cash around in this, rather than a wallet...

hahaha. this just cracked me up.

12 posted on 12/04/2013 10:52:37 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: MeshugeMikey

They booked the cash register?


13 posted on 12/04/2013 10:53:44 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Is that a cash register in your pocket or are you just happy...............


14 posted on 12/04/2013 11:15:28 PM PST by FreedomGuru (Time for torches and pitchforks.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I so wish somebody had taken a photograph of Cory with his cash cache. You would think there would be wires and maybe a surge protector or two. Maybe the register was still locked, full of money, so he was going to take it home and pry it open, or smash it open like a piñata. Oh Cory, you screwed up big time.


15 posted on 12/04/2013 11:36:19 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Republican1795.

“Concealing a cash register sounds like an impossible task.”

Yes, you’ve put it very well. And they’re heavy as heck.


16 posted on 12/05/2013 12:47:20 AM PST by jocon307
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To: MeshugeMikey
"that's a mighty large coin-changer on your hip, son.."
what do I know, I use a coinpurse/medicine bottle for keeping coins.

17 posted on 12/05/2013 3:14:27 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi 8-)
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To: skinkinthegrass

“concealing a cash register”............

Carrying a concealed cash register will soon require a “CCR” permit, background check, etc. You know the drill.

Can you imagine the holster for that thing?


18 posted on 12/05/2013 3:27:04 AM PST by Progov
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To: Progov
not only that, the paperwork...
paperwork kills...the bureaucracy.

19 posted on 12/05/2013 3:47:21 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi 8-)
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To: Progov
"the holster"
not only that, the additional paperwork...
regs. paperwork kills...the bureaucracy.

20 posted on 12/05/2013 3:49:46 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi 8-)
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To: MeshugeMikey
LRR?


21 posted on 12/05/2013 5:19:43 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Hello officer am I glad to see you, I found this cash register and was on my way to the police station to turn it in.


22 posted on 12/05/2013 5:54:59 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I’ve never seen a cash register small enough to conceal, unless you weigh about 400.


23 posted on 12/05/2013 6:24:07 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Republican1795.

im betting the whoever came up with the “idea” that he was concealing it was “thinking”...” In Possession Of”


24 posted on 12/05/2013 7:19:38 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: lee martell

likely somebody did make a photograph of the lout...but cant bring themselves to “share” it on facebook.

some things just dont seem possible.


25 posted on 12/05/2013 7:24:10 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: MeshugeMikey

I hear ya...


26 posted on 12/05/2013 12:25:21 PM PST by DoughtyOne (May his name be striken from every tablet stone building and never be said again short of treason!)
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To: DoughtyOne
we are so blessed to be living in these Interesting Times....or not


27 posted on 12/05/2013 12:27:41 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: GOP Poet

Officer takes one look, guy looks poor, Hispanic..., possibly and illegal immigrant..., and says, “Okay!”

LOL

Thanks for the note: :-)


28 posted on 12/05/2013 12:30:39 PM PST by DoughtyOne (May his name be striken from every tablet stone building and never be said again short of treason!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Well, you have to give him credit for using public transportation. He’s a good DemocRat, helping to save the planet.


29 posted on 12/05/2013 12:32:55 PM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Dude looks tired.

"Dayum! That thing was heavy!"


30 posted on 12/05/2013 12:33:16 PM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Ezekiel

He was carrying without a concealed cash register permit.


31 posted on 12/05/2013 12:35:41 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

LOL, very good...


32 posted on 12/05/2013 1:08:59 PM PST by DoughtyOne (May his name be striken from every tablet stone building and never be said again short of treason!)
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To: Fresh Wind
He can count on moral support from the Great Collectivist I can Assuer you!


33 posted on 12/05/2013 2:05:04 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: COBOL2Java
It looks for all the world that hes shaved corn rows into one of his eyebrows..

Im certain that the manchurain Candidate will see to it that hes given the appropriate cabinet post...


34 posted on 12/05/2013 2:06:46 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: COBOL2Java; tet68
Maybe this incident dovetails with the recent question/thread, "Why is Santa always white?"

Red suit. Check.
Giant, heavy bag of "toys". Check.
Big jolly white dude. Dayum, ooops!

35 posted on 12/05/2013 5:54:52 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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