Skip to comments.Healthcare.gov Works Great! (For a Government Website)
Posted on 12/05/2013 12:45:33 PM PST by Kaslin
The Obamacare website is fixed!!! (Kinda.) Well, it still lacks any basic security measures, it is still logging people off for no reason, and its not actually enrolling people who complete the application process So, yeah: Its close enough for government work.
Let me put this another way: You spend days logging on (and re-logging on) to the website. You even get through setting up a username and password. You finally get to enter your personal information (dont worry: You will soon be winning a Nigerian lottery).You even get to view some rates and plans. And You pick one Well, it turns out that you still might not be enrolled in any actual insurance plan.
Consider this story from ABC News:
Bob Shlora of Alpharetta, Ga., was supposed to be a belated Obamacare success story. After weeks of trying, the 61-year-old told ABC News he fully enrolled in a new health insurance plan through the federal marketplace over the weekend, and received a Humana policy ID number to prove it. But two days later, his insurer has no record of the transaction, Shlora said, even though his account on the government website indicates that he has a plan.
Maybe it will give Bob a little comfort to know that the IRS will be verifying his enrollment for him on next years tax assessments. (Dont get sick Bob.) Bobs reaction to the fiasco, however, was typical of Americans disdain for government enterprises:
I feel like this: My application was taken by a bureaucrat, it was put on a conveyor belt and its still going around, and its never going to leave the building, he said. Ive lost hope. If it happens, great.
In all fairness, its not really the websites fault. After all, it is run by the government.
In the wake of security horror stories, website crashes, and consumer data mishaps, it should seem ironic that the Presidents renewed sales pitch revolves around bringing the experience up to the standards weve become accustomed to in the private sector.
Remember when Obama explained that the website would be easier than making a purchase on e-bay or Amazon? Remember when he compared his websites glitches to those of the new Apple operating software?
If the objective is to have a healthcare system that operates as efficiently and easily as the private sector economy Then, why did we hand control over to the government?
Billions of federal tax dollars have been spent since the government demanded stewardship over the healthcare industry, and were faced with a failing system of incompetence and inadequacies. And our big hope now? That maybe, after Obama spends billions more and selectively implements the law, we will finally have a system that is close to being as efficient as our private sector economy.
The ongoing drama over Healthcare.gov, and Obamacare, is an indictment of central planners inadequate grasp of consumer needs or business operations.
God bless the Democrats, however, for making a bad piece of legislation into a full-blown disaster. Harry Reid has exempted members of his staff from Obamacares requirements. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the Democrat chairmanwoman, has insisted that Democrats across the nation will be running with Obamacare as their main message for the 2014 elections (OhPleaseBeTruePleaseBeTruePleaseBeTrue).
Even the President has managed to double down on his policy failure by pushing a broken website, giving out special exemptions to business groups, and allowing federal subsidies to be handed out on the honor system.
The truth is, the Healthcare.gov fiasco is a far bigger crises for the Democrat party than a poorly managed (and highly insecure) website. It is a window into the failure of government sponsored healthcare. Actually, it is a window into the incompetence of government. It is but a mere brush stroke in an impressionist painting of government incompetence. And, unlike a farfetched idea of taxing some Wall Street financiers bank account, this failure can be felt in all corners of the American electorate.
So lets hope that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is right, and Democrats campaign on preserving a deterioration of quality healthcare. Lets hope that Obama continues his desperate defense of his indefensible Obamacare sales pitches. And lets hope that Republicans can recapture the Senate before Bob gets sick without insurance coverage.
OTOH - how is it that the IRS, and SS sites work?
The fecal matter is really going to hit the fan in about a month when these folks start trying to file claims.
“...is an indictment of central planners inadequate grasp of consumer needs or business operations.”
Just ANOTHER testimony to the fact that this Constitutional disaster upon the American people is NOT about healthcare. It never has been.
Running a web-site that collects Personal Data but is not secure is illegal in MA.
Would you invest your money in this company?
Why would you invest your nation’s future in this administration and a broken pipe dream?
Do not listen when they say it cannot be repealed. Of course it can be repealed. Any law enacted by Congress can be repealed by Congress. It may not be "easy" but it can be done. They just have to want to do it and they must have the votes of course.
Just say "Repeal Obamacare"
"Yeah, but so was same sex marriage." - The Evolved Golden Child That Is Barack Obama
Michelle's college buddy wasn't in charge of them.
Wikipedia lists 39 pages of repealed federal laws. But if repealing Obamacare gathers steam, watch the breathless, brainless media report, “This has NEVER happened before! Only under our First Black President! Shame! Horror!”
We repealed the 18th amendment with the 23rd. You’re damned right it can be done, except here we’re not talking about a constitutional amendment, just a bad progressive law rushed through under false pretences, like the Volstead act.
While we’re at it, repeal the 16th and 17th amendments as well, declare a moratorium on all immigration applications and pass a law establishing national CCL reciprocity.
That would be a good start for a conservative Congress and president.
And of course no investigation. If there were, it’d be labeled racist.
I can see it now. “The 2014 Nobel prize for Fecklessness goes to: Barak Obama!”
Wasn’t that one included in the one he got in 2009?
It doesn’t say the man paid his money for the first month’s premium and if he didn’t, he has no plan.
If I had to enroll, I’d do it through the insurance company, not Hussein’s website as I wouldn’t pay any money on Hussein’s website and have any hope it would get to the insurance company. Actually, if I had to pay money at the high levels they cost, I couldn’t afford one. I just checked my Medicare premium for 2014 and there is no change in the premium for 2014.
But remember, the only reason this got forked up is because of the “Gummint IT purchasing rules”...or so Dear Leader told us. Now even if/when they finally get the site working, folks will see if that’s truly what is wrong or not.
Especially when they start getting multi-thousand dollar medical bills that aren’t covered by non-existent insurance.
Failing, failing, failing......read this, and then pass it on.
Obama Flowers - Have you ordered yours yet?
(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Trina. How can I help you?
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(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of November or maybe December. But I can help you.
(Customer) Thanks, I ordered a “Spring Bouquet” for our anniversary, and wanted it delivered to my wife.
(Receptionist Interrupting) Sir, “Spring Bouquets” do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with Red Roses.
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(Receptionist) Yes, Flowers are a Right, everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you can’t afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.
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(Customer) WHAT? Your can’t charge me for NOT buying flowers!
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(Customer)interrupting) This is ridiculous, I’ll pay the $9.50..
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(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates sir
(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)
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