.... Finally .... a news story that the media can sink their collective teeth into ...... We must now do nothing else but mourn, for the next month or so, the passing of this great, moral and righteous icon! Luckily there is nothing else that is important happening in this world or in the US. Heck ....I bet our Prez with a fez will actually attend this funeral. That outta bump all other news stories off of the front pages.
I’m sure the whole White Hut skanky entourage will make the trip. With special accommodations for Jay Z, etc.....
The astroturf $15-minimum hour protests haven’t done enough to get Obamadoesntcare stories out of the newsfeeds.
Obama will want to keep this funeral in the news awhile.
For the low information voters (college kids included).