Skip to comments.Reader Has the Solution to the Washington Redskins Name Dilemma
Posted on 12/06/2013 6:13:55 AM PST by Hillary'sMoralVoid
The Onion beat you to it.
What is the dilemma? Who is against the name, exactly? .00003% of the population? I would bet that there are probably more people offended by the name, “American Beaver”!
Call them the Washington Foreskins and put a politician’s face on every uniform.
Don’t/can’t they grow red potatoes in DC gardens? Heh...
With apologies for what a mess we’ve made or allowed, tl George?
I think you’ll find that most of the “offended” are “offended on behalf of”s.
I'm in bliss. Red Bliss!
Mashed with garlic and bacon bits!
This is only slightly better than my suggested solution after Obama inserted himself into the issue.
I thought the "Washington Red Lines" might be acceptable to Obama.
This issue is confused
Nobody offends me, I take offence
Nobody makes me mad, I cause my own anger
Nobody frightens me, I cause my own fear
These emotions are self inflicted wounds
If someone is “offended”
they are speaking volumes about themselves
One MUST take command of their own emotions
One MUST take command of their own thoughts
Adults do this.
Or they remain emotional infants,
pooping in their own diapers
If the Redskins need a new name, why not the Oklahoma City Redskins? Or the Boise Redskins?
Drop the first “s” from yours...
I posted it here 2-3 months ago, so they must be lurkers.
How about the ‘DC Dicks’?
Drop Washington and use Federal. Drop Redskins and use deficits. The Federal Deficits. I like it.
My suggestion is to rename them the “Washington Reagans”, or “Rayguns”. Either one would make PC heads explode.
Just take away the last four letters and you have the perfect name, “Reds”.
Nerdskis is an anagram of Redskins
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