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Reader Has the Solution to the Washington Redskins Name Dilemma
San Antonio Express News
| Letter to the Editor
Posted on 12/06/2013 6:13:55 AM PST by Hillary'sMoralVoid
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
Drop the offensive word "Washington" from the name.
posted on 12/06/2013 6:15:46 AM PST
What is the dilemma? Who is against the name, exactly? .00003% of the population? I would bet that there are probably more people offended by the name, “American Beaver”!
posted on 12/06/2013 6:20:40 AM PST
Call them the Washington Foreskins and put a politician’s face on every uniform.
posted on 12/06/2013 6:24:36 AM PST
Don’t/can’t they grow red potatoes in DC gardens? Heh...
posted on 12/06/2013 6:25:12 AM PST
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
Just move a few letters of the name around
posted on 12/06/2013 6:26:00 AM PST
(There's no there there.)
With apologies for what a mess we’ve made or allowed, tl George?
posted on 12/06/2013 6:38:25 AM PST
I think you’ll find that most of the “offended” are “offended on behalf of”s.
posted on 12/06/2013 6:39:38 AM PST
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
posted on 12/06/2013 6:43:39 AM PST
by Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: Mrs. B.S. Roberts
I'm in bliss. Red Bliss!
Mashed with garlic and bacon bits!
posted on 12/06/2013 6:51:56 AM PST
by Bloody Sam Roberts
("It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority...")
This is only slightly better than my suggested solution after Obama inserted himself into the issue.
I thought the "Washington Red Lines" might be acceptable to Obama.
posted on 12/06/2013 6:52:18 AM PST
(Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)
This issue is confused
Nobody offends me, I take offence
Nobody makes me mad, I cause my own anger
Nobody frightens me, I cause my own fear
These emotions are self inflicted wounds
If someone is “offended”
they are speaking volumes about themselves
One MUST take command of their own emotions
One MUST take command of their own thoughts
Adults do this.
Or they remain emotional infants,
pooping in their own diapers
If the Redskins need a new name, why not the Oklahoma City Redskins? Or the Boise Redskins?
posted on 12/06/2013 7:06:32 AM PST
by Fiji Hill
Drop the first “s” from yours...
posted on 12/06/2013 7:16:55 AM PST
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
I posted it here 2-3 months ago, so they must be lurkers.
posted on 12/06/2013 7:29:03 AM PST
(It appears good men have decided to do nothing, so evil is prevailing......)
How about the ‘DC Dicks’?
posted on 12/06/2013 7:54:25 AM PST
Drop Washington and use Federal. Drop Redskins and use deficits. The Federal Deficits. I like it.
posted on 12/06/2013 7:59:12 AM PST
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
My suggestion is to rename them the “Washington Reagans”, or “Rayguns”. Either one would make PC heads explode.
Just take away the last four letters and you have the perfect name, “Reds”.
posted on 12/06/2013 8:27:05 AM PST
(Fire Muschamp. Go Michigan State!)
Nerdskis is an anagram of Redskins
posted on 12/06/2013 8:38:03 AM PST
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