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Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot.
Breitbart ^ | December 6 2013 | Jon David Kahn

Posted on 12/07/2013 8:19:04 PM PST by gooblah

According to an incident report filed at the Banks County Sheriff's Office, a woman found herself glued to a toilet seat after using the restroom at the Home Depot store in Banks Crossing last week. Someone allegedly put glue on every toilet seat in the women's restroom. Unfortunately, the woman didn't realize this until she was already stuck.

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1 posted on 12/07/2013 8:19:04 PM PST by gooblah
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To: gooblah

Ugh, oh no she didn’t... Reason #758 not to sit!


2 posted on 12/07/2013 8:24:35 PM PST by cyn
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To: cyn

wait a minute didn’t this happen like 10 years ago?


3 posted on 12/07/2013 8:25:03 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: gooblah

I hate when that happens.


4 posted on 12/07/2013 8:26:45 PM PST by fhayek
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To: gooblah

Considering the number of cameras in the store they should be able to narrow down the perp, that and fingerprints on the package. Sick bastards.


5 posted on 12/07/2013 8:27:08 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: GeronL

Yes, it did — that was my first thought, I went checking the date right off! I can’t remember the story behind it. Here it was a prank, Loctite (TM) on every seat (durable AND versatile!).


6 posted on 12/07/2013 8:27:36 PM PST by cyn
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To: gooblah

Ouch!

She became an attachment.


7 posted on 12/07/2013 8:27:58 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: cyn

bump


8 posted on 12/07/2013 8:28:00 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: gooblah

Didnt she put paper on the seat before sitting, otherwise..ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


9 posted on 12/07/2013 8:28:33 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: cyn

First thing they need to do is check security cameras and see if she visited the glue isle beforehand.


10 posted on 12/07/2013 8:28:53 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: gooblah

How long does it take glue to dry? I call BS.


11 posted on 12/07/2013 8:29:44 PM PST by Argus
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To: gooblah

It was most likely this lady who did it.

Super glue would have dried within a minute of application on each of them.


12 posted on 12/07/2013 8:30:41 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: gooblah

I thought women ‘hovered’ over public commodes.


13 posted on 12/07/2013 8:31:07 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: gooblah

Who doesn’t have sense enough to cover a toilet seat in a public restroom?

Jeeze, we live around such stupid people these days. This one got an education the hard way.


14 posted on 12/07/2013 8:31:15 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: Argus

Super glue drys to skin in about 5 seconds.


15 posted on 12/07/2013 8:32:25 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: Bullish
This one got an education the hard way.

Hopefully it's a lesson that will stick with her.

16 posted on 12/07/2013 8:33:46 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: GeronL

I am new ,what does bump mean.


17 posted on 12/07/2013 8:35:02 PM PST by gooblah (gooblah)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

“Didnt she put paper on the seat before sitting, otherwise..ewwwwwwwwwwwwww”

Glad us guys don’t have to worry about that! At least most of the time!


18 posted on 12/07/2013 8:36:34 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: gooblah

It either means “I agree” or someone is basically pinging it so they can find it on their “my comments” page later.


19 posted on 12/07/2013 8:36:41 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Bullish

I mean, somebody puts glue on the seat, then some time later somebody sits on it. Wouldn’t the glue be dry by then?


20 posted on 12/07/2013 8:38:12 PM PST by Argus
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To: gooblah
OKAY...

On the count of three

1...

2...

3


21 posted on 12/07/2013 8:39:29 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: gooblah

If no one came out of the Shetarea within the time it takes for Crazy Glue to dry, as recorded on the security cams, the the glue butt did it.

Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray. That could render a nice family picture of twins.


22 posted on 12/07/2013 8:40:40 PM PST by Tuketu (The Dim Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue. The Tea Party is the solvent)
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To: tumblindice
I thought women ‘hovered’ over public commodes.

Yep. Our gym instructor called squats "the New Jersey Turnpike Bathroom" exercise.

23 posted on 12/07/2013 8:41:09 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: ConservativeMind

I agree.


24 posted on 12/07/2013 8:42:07 PM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: gooblah

25 posted on 12/07/2013 8:44:31 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: Tuketu
Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray

Brings to mind the image of a woman lying on her stomach in a hospital bed, the profile of a toilet seat on her butt, plainly visible through the bed sheet.

26 posted on 12/07/2013 8:45:27 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: gooblah

Who sits in something wet and gooey on a toilet and doesn’t immediately get up????????


27 posted on 12/07/2013 8:45:36 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: gooblah

No way to ask her who did it as her lips are sealed.


28 posted on 12/07/2013 8:47:11 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: longhorn too

LOL yep very true


29 posted on 12/07/2013 8:47:35 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Albion Wilde

My wife and one of her coworkers described it to me. It’s something like the opening move in a Sumo wrestling match. Thigh quads quivering, pantyhose down. I hope to never be involved in another conversation like that one ever again.


30 posted on 12/07/2013 8:51:39 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
Hopefully it's a lesson that will stick with her.

:) Awwww, Gee, I wish I would have thought of that one.

31 posted on 12/07/2013 8:59:04 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: cyn

Or at least pre flight that thing.


32 posted on 12/07/2013 8:59:33 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: gooblah

I never cease to be amazed at the times when in an office/public restroom I notice someone go into a stall and within a second or two of the stall door closing hear them sit on the toilet. No chance they papered or even cleaned the seat before sitting on it.


33 posted on 12/07/2013 9:01:48 PM PST by fso301
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To: Bullish

It’s good stuff to seal small cuts.


34 posted on 12/07/2013 9:07:13 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: gooblah

Ever since college I have to swipe the seat with the back of my hand before I sit down. Always. Even at home. College was almost thirty years ago. :-)


35 posted on 12/07/2013 9:08:42 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: cyn

These hens these days just don’t know how to build a birdsnest anymore.


36 posted on 12/07/2013 9:12:50 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: gooblah

Acetone will dissolve it without the drama of transport to the ER with a toilet seat glued to your butt. Nail polish remover will do fine.


37 posted on 12/07/2013 9:15:40 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: gooblah

Ladies look at the damn seat before sitting down.

As a guy I always look no matter what.


38 posted on 12/07/2013 9:23:06 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: mountn man

cute.

but as you almost certainly know he wasn’t glued to the toilet. :)


39 posted on 12/07/2013 9:24:38 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: gooblah

One word: “Hover”


40 posted on 12/07/2013 9:26:40 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: gooblah
I am new ,what does bump mean.

When the Free Republic was 'new', whenever a post received a response, that post was 'bumped' to the top of the listed posts - irrespective of when it was first posted. Thus the phrase 'bump to the top,, or 'BTT', or 'bump'. It probably has been at least ten years since this was last the case, but 'bump' remains in the lexicon. Probably now more of a marker when someone wants to check our the post later.

41 posted on 12/07/2013 9:32:04 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: tumblindice

Can you spare a tube of glue remover?

42 posted on 12/07/2013 9:34:35 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Bullish

I won’t use a public toilet unless it’s an emergency.


43 posted on 12/07/2013 9:37:07 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Argus

“I mean, somebody puts glue on the seat, then some time later somebody sits on it. Wouldn’t the glue be dry by then?”

No, it acts like a time delay adhesive when a rather thick layer is used.

From Wiki:

“In general, cyanoacrylate is an acrylic resin that rapidly polymerises in the presence of water (specifically hydroxide ions), forming long, strong chains, joining the bonded surfaces together. Because the presence of moisture causes the glue to set, exposure to normal levels of humidity in the air causes a thin skin to start to form within seconds, which very greatly slows the reaction.”

Then when bare skin hit it, it bonds instantly.


44 posted on 12/07/2013 9:44:41 PM PST by ltc8k6
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To: ConservativeMind

Really I mean how much of a rush are you in if you sit on a public toilet, feel something wet and slimy on the seat and stay there for 2 minutes so the glue can cure?


45 posted on 12/07/2013 9:45:11 PM PST by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: Rodamala

Just remember ladies, hover like a sumo wrestler and you won’t sit in pee or have your butt cheeks welded to the jakes!
Happy Hovering,
Abigal Van Buren
From the grave


46 posted on 12/07/2013 9:45:22 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: When do we get liberated?

5 seconds or less. The instant reaction to jump up is tempered by the instant pain of skin being ripped off one’s butt.

If y’all think super glue takes a long time to cure, get some super glue and some acetone based nail polish remover. Put a tiny bit of glue on the inside of your pinky and ring fingers, touch them together ever so briefly and see what happens. You will soon know why I also suggest having acetone handy.

You will also understand why superglue has surgical and battlefield medical use.


47 posted on 12/07/2013 9:56:36 PM PST by NonValueAdded (It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
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To: gooblah

I welded a few to the pillows back in my prime but never to a crapper seat in some store’s can.


48 posted on 12/07/2013 10:01:23 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

No...Butt...it would have been a good way to remove her from the seat. :)


49 posted on 12/07/2013 10:05:41 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Bullish; All
Super glue drys to skin in about 5 seconds.

True but there is a product (Jet DE-SOLV) debonding agent. Used to loosen and remove cured cyanoacrylate adhesive from skin and other places inadvertently stuck together. Manufactured by CARL GOLDBERG Products LTD, 4734 W CHICAGO AVE Chicago Illinois, 4734 W CHICAGO AVE, Chicago, Illinois 60651, USA.

I bought a 1 FluidOz bottle some years ago and it still works great. I've never found any thing else that dissolves CA. The above manufacturer is still in business but does not have a web page. I don't know if they still make the DE-SOLV but I'd certainly give it a try if you use CA and tend to stick your fingers into the broken crockery.

Regards,
GtG

PS When I was looking for a product that debonded CA I checked with local hospitals emergency rooms and yes, getting your tush stock to a toilet seat is a fairly common occurrence, and they didn't know of any chemical that would loosen the CA, their accepted method was slowly slicing the bond line with a razor blade. I would no recommend that.

PPS No, I don't get a sales commission.

50 posted on 12/07/2013 10:22:10 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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