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1 posted on 12/07/2013 8:19:04 PM PST by gooblah
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Ugh, oh no she didn’t... Reason #758 not to sit!


2 posted on 12/07/2013 8:24:35 PM PST by cyn
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I hate when that happens.


4 posted on 12/07/2013 8:26:45 PM PST by fhayek
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Considering the number of cameras in the store they should be able to narrow down the perp, that and fingerprints on the package. Sick bastards.


5 posted on 12/07/2013 8:27:08 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Ouch!

She became an attachment.


7 posted on 12/07/2013 8:27:58 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Didnt she put paper on the seat before sitting, otherwise..ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


9 posted on 12/07/2013 8:28:33 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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How long does it take glue to dry? I call BS.


11 posted on 12/07/2013 8:29:44 PM PST by Argus
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It was most likely this lady who did it.

Super glue would have dried within a minute of application on each of them.


12 posted on 12/07/2013 8:30:41 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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I thought women ‘hovered’ over public commodes.


13 posted on 12/07/2013 8:31:07 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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Who doesn’t have sense enough to cover a toilet seat in a public restroom?

Jeeze, we live around such stupid people these days. This one got an education the hard way.


14 posted on 12/07/2013 8:31:15 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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OKAY...

On the count of three

1...

2...

3


21 posted on 12/07/2013 8:39:29 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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If no one came out of the Shetarea within the time it takes for Crazy Glue to dry, as recorded on the security cams, the the glue butt did it.

Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray. That could render a nice family picture of twins.


22 posted on 12/07/2013 8:40:40 PM PST by Tuketu (The Dim Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue. The Tea Party is the solvent)
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25 posted on 12/07/2013 8:44:31 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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Who sits in something wet and gooey on a toilet and doesn’t immediately get up????????


27 posted on 12/07/2013 8:45:36 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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No way to ask her who did it as her lips are sealed.


28 posted on 12/07/2013 8:47:11 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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I never cease to be amazed at the times when in an office/public restroom I notice someone go into a stall and within a second or two of the stall door closing hear them sit on the toilet. No chance they papered or even cleaned the seat before sitting on it.


33 posted on 12/07/2013 9:01:48 PM PST by fso301
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Ever since college I have to swipe the seat with the back of my hand before I sit down. Always. Even at home. College was almost thirty years ago. :-)


35 posted on 12/07/2013 9:08:42 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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Acetone will dissolve it without the drama of transport to the ER with a toilet seat glued to your butt. Nail polish remover will do fine.


37 posted on 12/07/2013 9:15:40 PM PST by Myrddin
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Ladies look at the damn seat before sitting down.

As a guy I always look no matter what.


38 posted on 12/07/2013 9:23:06 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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One word: “Hover”


40 posted on 12/07/2013 9:26:40 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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I welded a few to the pillows back in my prime but never to a crapper seat in some store’s can.


48 posted on 12/07/2013 10:01:23 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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