Posted on 12/10/2013 9:05:08 AM PST by markomalley
Now, at first I thought this was a hoax But it appears it isn’t. Apparently a fellow writing into a Jihadi chat show, wants to do “martyrdom operations.” The sheikh he talked to says they’ve got a great new technique to blow up infidels. We hide explosives up your butt. There’s just one hitch. You’ve got to be repeatedly sodomized in order to be able to accommodate the explosive. So, the questioner wants to know if it is permissible for him to be regularly rogered, if doing so makes his posterior more amenable to hiding explosives. The fellow on camera, Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf, says that even though sodomy is forbidden if it is necessary for jihad, well, then it is required. Because jihad is the highest obligation.
Now, what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy. You know, maybe there’s a device or a technique, something that is a little less unpleasant, inconvenient or forbidden than straight-up buggery? Nope. Gotta go with the sodomy. The Saturday Night Live skit writes itself.
Jihadi: What if we make the bomb smaller?
Sheikh: What? That’s crazy. Sodomy is the only way.
Jihadi: Couldn’t I use replica of a male, well, you know. In private like . . .
Sheikh: Shh! Let’s not even discuss it.
Jihadi: What if I’m willing to tolerate a lot of discomfort when it comes time for the martyrdom operation? I mean, it’s my choice. I am blowing myself up after all. What’s a little discomfort?
Sheikh: You’re not hearing me. This is the way it has to be. Don’t you want to murder infidels?
ALLOW them in???
We don't ALLOW them in.
We give them preferential fast track expedited entry.
LOL
We just gritted our teeth till they shattered in our mouths and we liked it.
Plus the sheep and goats get some relief....
From the sound of the pitch, would seem the Imam was wanting his turn “outside” the barrel.
Camels, donkeys, kids, buttbombs ..... what a religion and to imagine some were bitchin about Catholics and Mormons.
“Having spent a lot of time working in Emergency Rooms, I can assure you there are other ways to get things, ummm, up there.”
It was a one in a million shot!
Go ahead Muslims, try to convince the rest of us that Satan isn’t your god.
“But first, Roo-Roo”.
This isn’t anything new. They used a anal cavity bomb in Saudi Arabia a few years ago.
White House: Terrorists Have Discussed Use of “Anal Cavity” to Conceal Explosives
abc ^ | 11/22/2010 | JAKE TAPPER, HUMA KHAN, SHARYN ALFONSI and LEE FERRAN
Posted on Monday, November 22, 2010
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2631539/posts
Trouble in Saudi Arabia: Al-Qaeda’s ‘Bum’ Assassination Attempt
Pajamas Media ^ | Sept. 24 | Annie Jacobsen
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2347394/posts
No wonder the Democrat party supports it so vocally.
BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA .........................................................................
Was Obama’s early training for this?
That would explain where they produced that bomb they call the Affordable Care Act from.
I suppose if you are naive and gullible enough to blow yourself up at the urging of a “cleric”, what’s a little sodomy gonna hurt?
This really brings jihad into a new and well deserved perspective. I’m sure the Camels will appreciate it.
Beware the Goatse. Could be carrying a nuke.
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