Posted on 12/11/2013 12:24:03 AM PST by cunning_fish
An international incident was touched off yesterday in Johannesburg, South Africa, when a goodwill appearance by President Obama was interrupted by an impromptu funeral.
Mr. Obama was generously posing for souvenir pictures of himself with fawning admirers at the FNB Stadium (Soccer City), when security people rolled in Nelson Mandela's casket and demanded to have a memorial service. When questioned as to why they were disrupting Mr. Obama's appearance, the security men offered no explanation aside from "we reserved the stadium last week for this."
"This kind of thing is a constant problem for Mr. Obama" said one of his staff. "Everyone wants to bask in his sunshine, even the deceased."
"Then again, it's not surprising that the life-challenged are attracted to him as he was a fierce advocate for voting rights for the dead when he lived in Chicago."
Other staff members told us that similar "crashing" incidents have become such an annoyance for the president, he has ordered his staff to avoid having him appear anywhere where there could possibly be a memorial service of a minor political figure going on.
"He was all set to go to London last June when we found out that whats-her-name Thatcher had died," said a White House travel planner. "We just knew her people would be rolling her casket into the camera shot while Mr. Obama was signing autographs. After all, he won the Nobel Peace Prize. What did she ever do besides running a drug store?"
Reluctantly, the president agreed to cancel the trip. "It was hard to deny London the privilege of being with Barack, but what could he do? Suppose one of those idiots ran over his foot with the hearse; he could've been out of action for...
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LOL!!!
What a pathetic joke...
He did make an ass of himself, didn’t he?
As usual.
And, naturally, the Zer0 was an hour late to the event.
Memo to all other nations: please do not judge the rest of us by this idiot’s behavior and intelligence. We’re far better than he makes us look.
Former US president Jimmy Carter was present and it was more than clear from the few video shots taken of Carter during Obama’s “speech,” that he was deeply ashamed of the conduct of Barak Hussein Obama.
Ubutu with Obama? No thank you, not now , not ever.Ubutu is not the lock step of fascism that Obama supposes.And everyone who genuinely understands Mandela knew it. What a sophomoric twit is Obama.Our allies cringe from him.Our enemies celebrate him.
>>>Former US president Jimmy Carter was present and it was more than clear from the few video shots taken of Carter during Obama’s “speech,” that he was deeply ashamed of the conduct of Barak Hussein Obama.<<<
IMO, Carter had to be proud inside. He is not the worst POTUS anymore.
IMO, Carter had to be proud inside. He is not the worst POTUS anymore.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Carter should be proud inside. He is America’s first Jew Hating president, Obama is second. /S.
I think the other nations mostly love obama, no matter what.
That’s great...lol!
You guys realize this is satire, right?
(pretty good one, too)
Uhn huh.
Hence the “LOL”
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