Bungling French bureaucrats send census letter to Napoleon Bonaparte -who died in 1821

The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 11, 2013 | Sara Malm

[Stoat]

French bureaucrats gathering information for the national census may need to go back to history class after they sent a letter to Napoleon.

Official census body Insee addressed a letter to the late French emperor – and were told to forward their request to Saint Peter.

Insee is now facing questions about the accuracy of their work as Napoleon has been dead for nearly 200 years.

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[Stoat]

Also:

FRANCE'S official census body is facing questions about the accuracy of its work - after addressing a letter to the late French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. 

The letter from Insee caught the attention of a post office worker in the old town of Ajaccio, Corsica. 

Addressed to "Napoleon Bonaparte, 3 rue Saint-Charles, Ajaccio", the occupant at the address had returned it to La Poste with a note on the envelope reading: "Died in 1821 - please forward to Saint Peter". 

The post office returned the letter to its sender, Insee in the Midi-Pyrénées, accompanied with the sticker: "Not known at this address". 

Insee is France's official national statistics body, gathering a wide range of data on residents and businesses. -

http://www.connexionfrance.com/insee-sends-letter-napoleon-bonaparte-15291-view-article.html

[Paladin2]

They should be looking for the 12th Imam.

[struggle]

Now if they can just get him to vote.

[Stoat]

Fromage ping.

[Flag_This]

Yeah, and he wasn’t even French.

[ConorMacNessa]

Sacre Bleu!

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[crz]

This means he can raise another army!

[Stoat]

They should be looking for the 12th Imam.

France's huge, militant muslim population will undoubtedly applaud any efforts in this direction.

[Paladin2]

Actually, I’d more seriously suggest a search for the next Charles Martel.

[Stoat]

Now if they can just get him to vote.

 

I'm absolutely confident that the French Left will find a way to make that happen, assuming of course that they haven't done so already.  Napoleon already being on the voter lists may explain why they sent him a census letter to begin with.  Just a guess, of course.

[Stoat]

Yeah, and he wasn’t even French.

 

As long as they can get him to vote, I don't think that the French Left will be concerned at all.  After all, the American Left wants illegal aliens to vote.

[Stoat]

This means he can raise another army!

 

France may need to start cloning deceased leaders if they are ever going to come to terms with the islamofascist invasion.

[Stoat]

Actually, I’d more seriously suggest a search for the next Charles Martel.

He would be a good candidate for cloning.  He would undoubtedly be able to get the militant muslim problem under control.

[bunkerhill7]

I thought he lived in Waterloo, Iowa

[Revolting cat!]

He lives in St Helena in Napa Valley, Wine Country, as any Frenchman if his class would.

[Stoat]

I thought he lived in Waterloo, Iowa

I'm sure that the Waterloo, Iowa Democrat Party has him listed as a registered voter in good standing.

[bunkerhill7]

Ofcorsican

[FredZarguna]

“Able was I, ere I saw Elba.”

[Paladin2]

Isn’t that backwards?

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Yeah, and he wasn’t even French.”

Ma, che sei grullo? Che schifo!
Basta!
Mi fa cagare!

Figurati!