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Politically Correct Season Carrols
Self ^ | 14/12/13 | Eleutheria5

Posted on 12/14/2013 3:43:29 PM PST by Eleutheria5

Church and State Church and State They must separate The ACLU says they're gonna sue Oh, boy. I can hardly wait.

Passing by the court In a rural southern town I see a Creche and snort Vowing to take it down, oh...

Church and State Church and State They must separate The ACLU says they're gonna sue Oh, boy. I can hardly wait.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: carrols; christmas; pc; xmas
Actually did see a Creche on a courthouse lawn in a rural southern town, but have no intentions of calling the ACLU on them. But it inspired this song, and I invite anyone who wants to to pen a similar parody on this thread.
1 posted on 12/14/2013 3:43:29 PM PST by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

Curse you, freep software! You ruined my lineation again.


2 posted on 12/14/2013 3:44:25 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

On the first day of (the holidays) Obama gave to me...


3 posted on 12/14/2013 3:48:44 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

One web site failing


4 posted on 12/14/2013 3:53:10 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5
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5 posted on 12/14/2013 3:53:55 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Eleutheria5

Lol.


6 posted on 12/14/2013 3:55:53 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL
On the first day of (the holidays) Obama gave to me...

Five Big Fat Lies,

Four dead in Benghazi,

Three marxist advisors

Two same-sex doves,

And a cancelled Healthcare Policy-ee

7 posted on 12/14/2013 3:56:52 PM PST by digger48
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To: ETL

And David Partridge living in a redwood tree.


8 posted on 12/14/2013 3:57:40 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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My disarming comment to these ACLU types is "Atheism isn't the state religion either."

It is guaranteed to get them in a huff.

9 posted on 12/14/2013 3:58:37 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: digger48

Seven knaves names czars

Six crises getting milked


10 posted on 12/14/2013 4:00:04 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Vigilanteman

“Atheism isn’t the state religion either (yet).” Fixed.


11 posted on 12/14/2013 4:01:38 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: digger48

Lol. Thanks. I knew someone would pick up where I left off. Would make an interesting thread, wouldn’t it? Complete the song.


12 posted on 12/14/2013 4:02:53 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Eleutheria5

Use < br> (no space between < and b) to make a proper break between lines.


13 posted on 12/14/2013 4:07:20 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: digger48

I’m dreaming of a blank Christmas

With nothing but a few good sales

Neither black nor tera cot nor white,

And Islamic slay-bells in the snow

All other religions out of sight,

Because we’ve surrounded without fight.

May your dreams be scary ‘til February

And may all your Christmases be blank.


14 posted on 12/14/2013 4:11:07 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5
Church and State, Church and State
They must separate
The ACLU says they're gonna sue
Oh, boy. I can hardly wait.

Passing by the court
In a rural southern town
I see a Creche and snort
Vowing to take it down, oh...

Church and State, Church and State
They must separate
The ACLU says they're gonna sue
Oh, boy. I can hardly wait.

15 posted on 12/14/2013 4:12:03 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Eleutheria5

On the first day of kwanza Obama gave to me
A teleprompter speech on TV

On the second day of kwanza Obama gave to me
Two tax hikes and a...

On the third day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Three photos...

On the fourth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Four progressive Czars...

On the fifth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
O-bama Care...

On the sixth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Six peace concessions...

On the seventh day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Seven free school lunches...

On the eighth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Eight commie judges..

On the ninth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Nine rounds of golfing...

On the 10th day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Ten post mortem voters...

On the eleventh day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Eleven Justice scandals...

On the twelfth day of Kwanza Obama gave to me
Twelve Mooch vacations...


16 posted on 12/14/2013 4:12:54 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: MV=PY

We have a winner!


17 posted on 12/14/2013 4:15:29 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Not mine but Kim Peterson.

Later on we’ll perspire
as we wrestle by the fire
and face unafraid
the plans that we made.
walking round in women’s underware.
Walking
Round
in
Women’s
UNDERWAAAAARE.


18 posted on 12/14/2013 4:16:38 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Lol! Very good. You have talent.


19 posted on 12/14/2013 4:17:07 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: tet68

I remember that one. Also, I Saw Daddy Dondle Santa Claus


20 posted on 12/14/2013 4:18:20 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: MV=PY

Lol! Excellent!!


21 posted on 12/14/2013 4:19:38 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: tet68

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uK3jAzSv9c


22 posted on 12/14/2013 4:20:18 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: tet68

You sure that wasn’t Marv Albert’s version? :)


23 posted on 12/14/2013 4:22:09 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL; Eleutheria5

Aw shucks.

;-)


24 posted on 12/14/2013 4:29:22 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Eleutheria5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbF77XyXaZs


25 posted on 12/14/2013 5:19:55 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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26 posted on 12/14/2013 5:30:58 PM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Heh.... Kewl thread.


27 posted on 12/14/2013 5:37:58 PM PST by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

lol


28 posted on 12/14/2013 5:38:26 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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Biloxi town green has very nice Christmas displays/lights. Haven't had a chance to look for a creche scene yet, but wouldn't be surprised. Other local towns holding Christmas (vs "Holiday") events.

Glad to have ended up in the South where teachers can admit to being heterosexual Christians and not be afraid of a Pop Tart that looks like Picasso's rendition of a gun. Many schools have adopted armed forces to patrol the schools and offer protection from nut cases - so far there haven't been any stories about kids being traumatized by the proximity of them evil guns...

29 posted on 12/15/2013 4:46:51 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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I remember in Far Rockaway there was a shooting across the street with one fatality, so my son’s yeshiva installed a security guard, but didn’t give him a gun, because “we don’t want any shootouts.” That was Chuck Schumer’s district, and these retards actually supported him. I hated that yeshivah.


30 posted on 12/15/2013 9:23:12 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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