Skip to comments.The TSA Kids Website Is Gloriously Hilarious (And A Bit Scary)
Posted on 12/23/2013 6:01:37 PM PST by SMGFan
Whether its removing a family from a flight because their 18-month-old is on a no-fly list, demanding that a 4-year-old get a pat-down because she hugged her grandmother, patting down an infant, evacuating a terminal because one parent passes a baby to the other without receiving a secondary screening, or screaming at the parents of a child with cerebral palsy, the TSA has shown time and again that it has a masterful touch when dealing with young children. That unique sensibility is definitely on display at the agencys new site dedicated to educating children about security theater.
TSA Kids is the latest misguided effort from the Dept. of Homeland Security. It pretends to be an educational tool but it borders on self-parody.
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But daddy why is he touching my pee pee and my peanuts?
Calm down son, he just wants to sure that your wearing a bomb that would blow and kill 200 people and have body pieces and blood scattered all over the place.
If you fuss to much they will take all your cloths off and do a detailed cavity search which will hurt.
Just let the nice TSA pervert foundle you just he did to mommy, daddy and the baby.
The TSA is America’s answer to the Keystone Kops, only without the laffs.