Posted on 12/28/2013 4:21:42 PM PST by Former Fetus
Tehran accused Israel of sending a “virus-laced letter” containing dead bugs to the Iranian mission at the UN headquarters in New York.
According to an outlandish and unconfirmed report in the semi-official Fars news agency Saturday, Iranian diplomats at the mission received a “letter sealed with an Israeli stamp,” and which contained “a number of dead insects.”
The report alleged that the enclosed note read: “Those who are enemies of Israel will be targeted by virus attacks.”
US officials were called to the supposedly infested scene and “dispatched a team of anti-virus experts” to transfer “the virus-laced letter under special care to prevent any possible infection.”
No Iranian diplomat was hurt in the alleged bug-related incident, according to Fars.
(Excerpt) Read more at timesofisrael.com ...
Why are U.S. officials wasting tax payer’s money on this Iranian camel manure? It’s time to blow up the U.N. building. The U.N. is a worthless organization.
The Iranians lucked out — if those insects had been alive, it’s a sure bet they’d have been Mossad agents and would have taken out everyone. /s
Thanks Former Fetus.
We will find
sooner or later
if Achmed’ll pray
to a glowing crater
The insects were illegal immigrants who died waiting for healtcare, of course
You were expecting a fruit basket maybe?
There was a fruit basket. Was. The bugs died of indigestion. (I’m probably having way too much fun with this... :P)
Rolling Stones:
Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the Queen of the Underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flower by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave
Glad I’m not the only one who remembers that song!
Just a thought here... Someone needs to ‘fix’ this so that the fishwrap says NY Times, or WaPo, or one of those similar stalwarts of truth suitable for wrapping fish...
53% of U. S. voters will believe this.
47% of U. S. voters won’t.
The rest of the populace will be busy eating whatever they can dig out of their nose.
Whites will use it as an excuse not to have children for another five years.
Hispanics will use it as an excuse to have six more children over the next five years.
Blacks will abort at least two more kids over the next five years.
I say this in jest folks, so please don’t get too worked up over it.
Elsewhere in the news, another homosexual was found to have fabricated a story about being the target of hate crimes; and another Black, who claimed that right-wing groups were intimidating him by hanging a noose in his tree, was found to have a roll of the exact same rope (one end freshly cut) in his garage...
I suggest a pigs head in an Iranian diplomat’s bed.
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